/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DESTROY ALL THE FAKES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Discussion on Tax Reform in WVa 4/5/18
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>Pres Trump comments on Stormy Daneils/Pruitt 4/5/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in DC 4/5/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Lewisburg WVa 4/5/18
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>Pres Trump greets fans/departs WH 4/5/18
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>DHSSec Nielsen speaks to Press on Natl Guard 4/5/18
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>DHSSec on F&F 4/5/18
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>NECDir Kudlow speaks to press on Trade 4/5/18
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>NECDir Kudlow on Mornings w/Maria 4/5/18
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>ArmySec Esper on Readiness 4/5/18
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>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana, LtGen McKenzie) 4/5/18
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>DoD Video: A Floating City 4/5/18
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>ComSec Wilburine on CNBC 4/4/18
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>EPA Admin Pruitt w/Ed Henry on FNC 4/4/18
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>US Amb. Haley @UNSC on Situation in ME 4/4/18
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>FEMA DepAdm on Agency Future 4/4/18
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>NECDir Kudlow on Tariffs/Stock Market 4/4/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, DHSSec Nielsen) 4/4/18
youtu.be/pt9Xfv3DyZc
>WH Video: MLK Legacy 4/4/18
youtu.be/7HiTXlXQbAg
>VAActSec Wilkie Message 4/4/18
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MAGA

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I wish Mexico wasn't involved. I don't know how you write a fair deal with people making no money.

THANKS FOR BAKING!

WE'RE 400% BEHIND YOU TRISHPOSTER!

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I CAN'T FUCKING STAND AWOO!

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Nothing scares a kike more than their "free trade" golden calf being seen for what it is. A lie.

God, he's such a faggot

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This right here should be good.

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shhhhhhhhhhhhh dont't mention my name, next we'll have baker wars

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Finish this thread first :)

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I unironically want pic related

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youtube.com/watch?v=QYOA_ciyS6c

Yea I bet his investment account is taking a huge hit right now. Fuck globalists.

The whole thing is going to be messy because if Mexico/Canada want NAFTA to continue they will have to completely disavow China and their dishonest trade practices.
I'm interested in seeing what happens.

Pic related is how.
What about the Homocaust being questioned more?

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Hold still

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Judge Dredd is based

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>jUu

Isn't this Kikel irrelevant by now

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oh shit you're right

>wO0

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Well then... TO WAAAAAAAR!!!!
OUT

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Canada already started. None of our rich like dealing with those Chinks they've just had to since the US was for (((some reason))) letting itself get fucked by them.

thechronicleherald.ca/business/1556684-canada-gives-border-security-extra-powers-to-crack-down-on-cheap-steel-aluminum

That thread is a split and should be reported.

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tell me more about the rains in san fransisco /ptg/

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Powerful, except I don't ever see it.

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>Trump's Establishment-Defying Plan to Exit Syria Likely to De-Escalate Conflict

>Analysts told Sputnik on Thursday that an evacuation of US combat forces from Syria would ease tensions and lead to a reduction in fighting in the country that has been plagued by conflict for the past seven years.
>"The exit of US forces from Syria will almost certainly help to de-escalate the conflict inside the country," Just Foreign Policy advocacy group Policy Director Robert Naiman.

>Trump’s announcement would discourage rebel opposition forces from their dreams of pulling in the United States and its allies to topple the Syrian government for them, Naiman explained.
>Trump’s pullout policy would eradicate "from the Takfiri oppositionists the hope they have long harboured that they might easily be able to ‘jerk’ the United States into giving them the kind of full-fledged support from the US/NATO military that their counterparts in Libya won so easily back in March 2011," he said.

>The US military establishment wanted to remain in Syria, but Trump remained opposed to this, Naiman maintained.
>"My assessment is that Trump doesn't want to be boxed in by the Pentagon to an indefinite presence and is pressuring them, apparently successfully, to prepare plans to withdraw US military forces when the Islamic State [terror group outlawed in Russia] is defeated within the next few months," Naiman said.

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>Yea I bet his investment account is taking a huge hit right now. Fuck globalists.
>Trump is throwing Kristol's shekels into the oven
Nice.
>The whole thing is going to be messy because if Mexico/Canada want NAFTA to continue they will have to completely disavow China and their dishonest trade practices.
And border stuff too. I think Mexico will chimpout and kill the deal.

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Do they care more about money or their concocted fake histories?

Fag acceptance is on a downward trend, and they're less worried about that. They can always try another form of degeneracy to hurt civilization, but take away their jew gold and they don't have the means to keep up the culture war.

Still waiting on that shoop of the bolton WAR mustache on an awoo
>also might need to change this to read Invade Mexico

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does your handler know you're on the internet at this hour?

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Gas all Memeflags and Tripfags.

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i am prepared to mindlessly argue with anyone and everyone regardless of political stance, and invoke /sg/ if i need to

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>leafsplitter has a memeflag helping him split

fucking leafs

>A storm system moving toward Northern California's burn areas could dump as much rain this weekend as the area usually receives during the entire month of April, the National Weather Service said Thursday.

>The incoming atmospheric river is loaded with tropical moisture that is expected to bring between 3 and 6 inches of rain to coastal mountain ranges, up to 3 inches in the Bay Area and up to 4 inches in Napa and Sonoma's wine country, said meteorologist Roger Gass.
>archive.is/M5qcE

REMINDER

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Like this?

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Kazoos anyone

Cant climb over the national guard taco niggers, turn around

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But they make money off it though. May be some overlap.
When I saw Homocaust and Jews are mentioned I always mean the Holohoax.

Shit, what are your parameters?

Take care of it.

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fug, I didn't save it right. I guess you live to awoo another day.

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the anger is strong in this one

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>I knew my drunk flood posting wasn't bullshit.
EAT SHIT CALIFORNIA

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>WO0
CHECKED

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Eh I guess it's okay.

No let me find it in the archives, some cartoonist did a Bolton that NEEDS to be edited by a shooper

But are you willing to argue that hotdogs are sandwiches?

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lmao I love that one

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I mean, if a bagel is a sandwich then why not hotdogs?

Thank you for news and nn. Have an awesome day.

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This one, someone who shoops needs to cut that mustache and put it on an awoo, my gimp skills haven't been used in almost a decade

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That's good news, looks like most of the pressure will be on Mexico then.
If Mexico doesn't get on board US/Canada may have to make a separate agreement.

no: pic related is the ultimate truth
other ultimate truths are dogs do not make good pets, red delicious is the only good apple, flat chests are supreme, tea of any kind is shit and the 3D meme is forever wrong

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Jews are. pathetic. Wah feel bad for me Goyim

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no chance this passes but goddamn if it did.

>This weekend's storm is expected to be so big and warm that its rain will likely accelerate snowmelt along the Sierra Nevada, sending runoff down into the reservoir about a day later. The state has increased releases from the reservoir's power plant this week to make room for the anticipated surge of water.

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>leafsplit is still up

The first rule is don't obey the advance. Don't shift with the currents, don't lose who you are. Figure out what you believe in, and be yourself.

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>and invoke /sg/ if i need to

Is that like the Senate's 'nuclear option'

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Bigger image? I love this. We need more anti-awoo memes. These spammers have ruined /ptg/ with their faggotry.

So it's not going to happen? What does Randlet think about this?

Exactly why I converted to Islam. Inshallah

>Shit, what are your parameters?

Just add their pastas to the comment filter, images to the MD5 hashes throughout the day. They recycle everything, since it's mid-western house wives cutting and pasting for $7.50 / hour.

Oh God, yes... Where's Roosya when we need him (f)?!

I think Roosya is still around. Let me summon him

>FLAT CHESTED ARE DISGUSTING!
>3D IS BETTER THAN 2D

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I don't have words to express my amusement with this post.

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threads going so fast nobody will notice I deleted my awoo folder.

>Truman
>wheelchair
Nigger that was FDR.

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>ID: wO0
AWOO

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>flat chests are supreme
DELET

They stalled at 40 posts, the bumping is kinda sad at this point

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you're welcome. goodnight. you too frend

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Its more akin to shouting drunkenly at another drunk in a bar unproductively about nothing.

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Gookleaf??? Are you splitting???

This post brought to you by: The Women’s March

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Anime!

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twitter.com/scrowder/status/982051942691164160
Hey anons, lets help Crowder out with naming the Jew for glorious keks

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TRUMP IS GOD

The second rule is to protect the institutions, because they won't do it themselves. They go down like dominoes unless each is defended from the beginning. Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.

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wtf i love Truman now??

AwO0~

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THAT'S IT YOU'VE DONE IT NOW

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If anyone repeals that ruling, I'll die of laughter.

No

>you know remember those edited Tweets from a couple years back portraying Crowder as a nazi
Those tweets were hilarious

GOD IS TRUMP

No no, it's some random faggot

Steve go away we are busy Awoo-ing

1st and 2nd option are the same though.

You frens are great

I never did like toe hoes anyway.

Are you even Gookleaf???

The third rule is that symbols of loyalty will be used to control you. When everyone else follows the same logic, reality itself is viewed through signs of loyalty, and resistance becomes unthinkable. Outsiders become a threat.

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