Decent grades in school

>decent grades in school
>told parents I want to be a carpenter
>dad is a plumber, who is a libtard, flips out
>forces me to go to college
>graduate 5 years later with some shitty degree
>been in the industry for 12 years now
>looking online for jobs
>see a job for a plumber at a university
>plumbers make 47.50 an hour
>must be 21 to apply
>i wasted my life listening to my liberal fuck parents

Why aren't we promoting the trades more? I am married with children now and I wrecked my credit, still have a ton of student loans... I should have just done what I wanted.

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>be plumber
>have to work hard and have my body break down from years of hard labor
>have a son
>encourage him to study hard in school so he can have a better life then me
>he falls for the trades meme because the people he talks to on the internet have convinced him that studying and being smart is for liberals

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that's not a carpenter op

When I went through high school, any time someone said they might not want to go to college, the teacher would literally stop class and talk for ~5 mins about how thats not a bad idea

Yeah, this is

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You just picked a shitty major.

Yeah but teachers never want anyone to succeed besides like 1-2 people in the entire class, usually the ones who have their tongues the deepest up the teacher's ass.

If you're not a self-motivated, driven, and brilliant person, you should definitely get as much education as you can possibly get. Granted, nowadays education doesn't have much value, what with the brainwashing and the repeated attempts to defy science and history and rewrite everything, but the point remains the same.

Plumbers make $16/hr and that's master plumbers

looks like he's carpenting to me bro

Could be worse OP

>dad an engineer
>makes well over 200k a year
>refuses to pay for my college
>cant get loans
>end up being a truck driver

Nothin gets the ladies wet like telling them you're a truck driver

I went to college and got a double major in econ/accounting.. i do a little accounting on the side but I mostly work in trade, trade that an illegal immigrant that can read English could have the same job as me lol...

he's framing bud. Carpenters would be too scared to go up that high

>have degree in biochemistry
>Go to medical school because my blue collar family never stops telling me how smart I am and how talented I am
>3rd year of medical school, completely hate my life

I wanted to do something related to forestry. I'm going to be in debt until I'm 45.

Trades (excluding electricians) destroy your body by 40 or work in dangerous environments. There are still white-collar options (STEM, business, healthcare) that pays well

Tertiary study and intelligence are barely correlated these days.
>meme flag.
Oh.

should have done engineering dumb nigger. You could have had the best of both worlds

How about making your own decisions, cunt? My cousin was a DJ for over 15 years, then he recently joined a union and installs 12-foot glass windows into skyscrapers

You could have joined the coast guard....

I have a mechanical engineering degree and I am interviewing on the 11th for my first job as an engineer. It's an entry level position. What kind of wage should I ask for if I land the job and they make me an offer?

I'll have to move to Illinois if I get the job. When I search the internet for "entry level mechanical engineer salary in illinois" it says the average base pay for entry level mech engineers is ~65k a year. Should I just ask for 65,000? Or perhaps state a range like "I'd like to make 60-65k" a year?

>Nothin gets the ladies wet like telling them you're a truck driver

Thanks for the laugh

Your fucking stupid. He's cutting and building out of wood. Sure he's a framer. All framers are carpenters but not all carpenters are framers. God damn.

Sure your dad's an engineer, but he's a shit father so he's a failure. Chasing dollars like a good goy isn't sucess.

>besides electricians
Try pulling 500 kcmil wire and working around high voltage. It's hard work and dangerous but the pay is substantially higher than other trades.

t. Journeyman Electrician

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You're*

>commie
>lazy faggot
Makes sense. Guess those college degrees really help you molest those kids huh?

My dad is a carpenter. He has been one for over 20 years here. He makes shit.
Probably because he's not a citizen and not in a union.

Tfw spics get citizenship easier than your parents who immigrated here from eastern europe.

Not like he wants one anyway. He fucking hates this country.

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if your parents are still alive leech the living fuck out of them as much as you possibly can to pay for the loans and most importantly, retaliate

>Nothin gets the ladies wet like telling them you're a truck driver
Or telling them you used to run an chinese finger painting image board.

plumbing is just bending over and shit, even old fucks do yoga

hello me

whats wrong with the coast guard?

Thats a totally bullshit generalized whitewashed statement...I'm 53, have worked as a cabinetmaker for 27 years now, and my body is in better shape than most 25 yr olds...even have all the fingers I started life with...

Nothing. I was saying he could have received the GI bill

Carpenters are God tier.

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I don't get it, out of all things you want to do a peasant job? I mean no offence but isn't carpentry and plumbing just menial jobs and isn't there less respect for them in society whatsoever?

Anyone know anything about this? Never had a professional job before so I legitimately do not know what to ask for and don't want to get lowballed especially considering I am moving from FL to Illinois for this job if I get it.

What State? Must be a shit hole!

is he Tsundere?

Ask what they are offering and then negotiate

Not if you plumb these.

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It's true.

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It is not viewed as prestigious work by most people, but pays more than many jobs

If you knew anything about economics you would know your parents were right.

College educated people expand the economy through technological progress and process innovation. Trades people simple responds to changes in demand for their specific service.

The income distribution of college graduates is both wider and centered around a higher mean income.

The top 1% of trades people make a cool 10ish million a year after they open their own business in their field l.

The top 1% of college grads make a cool 100 mill.

Don't blame your parents for having high hopes. Blame your self for being such a waste of human capital.

I was in e-x-a-c-t-l-y the same position as you. Harassed into going to uni, no interest, dropped out. Pretentious, class-conscious cunt of a mother determined to tell her similarly pretentious peers that her little johnny was a doctor or a lawyer. Drive a truck for a living now. Don’t really like it. Should have become a builder/carpenter. News flash, people: let your kids be what they want to be, not what you want them to be.

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What's your story laddy?
Idk I dont speak anime but he is an alcoholic.

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always go up from their original offer. My rule of thumb has been under 100k per year, ask for 5k more. You will get it. All you have to do is ask.
>t.microsoft hiring manager

>Why aren't we promoting the trades more?

They revolve around natural materials, which are slowly disappearing.

It's always better to atleast get a job and then a high raise.

Keep your hopes high but make sure if your degree/University/grade/skills match the price you're asking for, judge yourself.

Well yeah but you wanted to be a truck driver and now you hate it. I think the better advice would be "if your child disappoints you thoroughly, disown them so they can take credit for their failure accordingly"

Better than running syskey scams on elderly people.

So move back you filthy Slav.

>the "i have no argument so i must correct that one word"

>Nothin gets the ladies wet like telling them you're a truck driver

I know sarcasm. But what if you offer them shelter?

>people: let your kids be what they want to be, not what you want them to be.
>Dad! I want to go to a 45k a year private university to major in modern art!

> (OP)
>I don't get it, out of all things you want to do a peasant job? I mean no offence but isn't carpentry and plumbing just menial jobs and isn't there less respect for them in society whatsoever?

poo doesn't respect plumbers

>1 post
Nice slide thread

If I could go back in time I would have become a plumber.

>lives in a building
>could not have built it himself
>sneers at those who built his home

You’re a pompous wanker, champ.

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Okay I get it, I like US in this regard.
No class system and if you're making good money then you're good. God bless capitalism!

Well eastern European, so I'd be surprised if he wasn't desu.

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Men must rise to face the poop.
In order to keep it off the streets.

>Well yeah but you wanted to be a truck driver and now you hate it.
Comprehension?

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Wouldnt mind that too much tbqh famalam.

Btw I'm a south slav, but that probably makes me worse in your eyes. At least my ancestors removed kebab.

:::leans in to mic:::

"Wrong"

Is there a certain way I should go about asking for more? I assume they will give me an initial proposal package including the salary and benefits. If they offer 60k a year do I just say "The salary figure is a little low, I was hoping to make 65k a year."

Are you retarded?

Chill you fuckin tradies... Plumbers and Carpenters barely make anything here and are mostly from rural areas so I have such perception about them.

hmm, still text swaps, so they kept "desu" but got rid of "roody-poo" when you typed in "nigger"

I meant more that there’s no real point in living in a country if you’re miserable. If I had my way Europoors would have a fast track for US citizenship rather than José and his 13 children.

>tfw you will never be an artist or athlete or musician and just do what you love for a living

I'm a fucking Janitor and make $17/hr.

You will get around 45-50k starting

in three years you can pull 75 easy

t.mechie solidworks pro

India has plumbers? I hadn’t figured you lot even discovered running water yet.

Oh well that’s completely different then. Carry on sneering.

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Think what you actually want to use the money for and then add up how much it costs, e.g. retirement fund, kids college, supporting a wife, expensive hobbies, let your imagination run wild. Did you skip the free financial adviser at your school?

I won't be doing solidworks though the position is a test engineer. I'll be doing lab and field tests on industrial equipment such as tractors and trucks.

Yeah, state employed custodialfag here, no degree, been here 1.5 years, and i make $15/hr with amazing benefits.

>TFW you’ll never be born a German and work in production where you’re synonymous with Quality.

I know what I want to use the money for did you read my post correctly? I was asking how to get the salary not how to spend it. I know how to save and allocate money.

Most of the well paying trade jobs are union.

It means you don't know what you want because you're a fucking idiot and you blame it on that one time your mom made you go to college, you stupid fucking sunleaf

I'd say We wuz the first one to plumbin and sheit.

In India, a plumber is a person who picks up PIPING hot poo from designated shitting streets

This is why the Jews are winning - they care for their children unlike dumb goys.

In India a plumber is a guy that picks up plums and drives them in his rickshaw to the market

you won't be getting a package or anything like that right away. The initial offer will be verbal. Thats where you get your salary agreed on. Just say something like "due to rising cost of living". They never offer you the amount they actually can pay you for a position. Hence the easy 5k wiggle room. Even if your starting salary is 40k, id still say go for 45k. $5,000 is actually a large amount of money to just miss out on for being a shy beta virgin.

sounds pretty intro but also interesting....the BEST absolute piece of advice I have for you taken from a rich friends dad - write down every unique project or situation or problem you solve. Will make editing your resume easy and fast when it comes time.

Retard

This user is correct.

>t. Professional installer of high quality custom cabinetry

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As a lifelong shut-in NEET, reading this thread is like listening to foreigners.

In Sweden, plumber is Tyrone who sleeps with Alfreds wife.
Sad state broda

>he thinks plumbing is hard labor
Post body, twink

>join army as 21B combat engineer
>deploy as personal security to Iraqi head of state and other tier 1 diplomats
>get degree in GIS/geomatics - satellite imagery analysis
>end up working as an appliance delivery / installer

At least I’m going into law enforcement now

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>Alfred
>Sweden
>Panjeet can't even meme above a poo tier level

Prestigious. Not prestigious. Why would anybody give a shit?

>commie
>not an emaciated weak willed pussy
You can choose only one

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Not knowing the right answer to this is why millennials such as myself are generally in perpetual existential crises

Try $200 an hour and he won't show up for less than a thousand, retard.
Go brush your teeth

Desu is desu
Miserable is a slight exaggeration. I'd say I'm unhappy and my dad found this country to be not what he expected.

A large part of this also comes from me being in college in jew york city. The bullshit they preach in colleges, good lord. Everywhere is just niggers and the only white millenials are pretty much self hating faggots.

I wouldnt mind moving to another state either. Y'know stock up on muh guns and wait for civil war 2.

>Burger education
Who's Alfred Nobel again you fuckin tool?

You'll always have lot lizards user