>Meanwhile, in Roman Jow Forums...
Meanwhile, in Roman Jow Forums
James Sanders
Henry Evans
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem delendam esse
Tyler Anderson
There's no way the treasonous Caesar could win against the republic.....
Ayden Reyes
a man can only dream...
...check them
Ayden Collins
...and Carthage will pay for the salt.
Levi King
Isaac Fisher
fucking ignorant roman swine. what do you mean we're not fit for settlement. look at our sheepskin loincloths. Its the height of celtic culture
William Cox
kilus nigus matron givus me tendus
Hunter Anderson
It's only a matter of time before the barbarians of Germania destroy Rome.
Our "leaders" have betrayed Rome for personal profit.
Oliver Lopez
post your best roman memes Jow Forums
Luke Davis
I post best post
Isaac Hall
Noah Thompson
Daily reminder that Titus did nothing wrong
Austin Gray
Romans get out
Eli Turner
Everything about this is true. Missing that they're used sissy daggers and did a reeee hoard on glorious Chad populares and still lost in the end.
Sebastian Taylor
>HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME
Caleb Collins
All hail the Roman God Bruce The Almighty the God of Shitposting.
Elijah Wright
Primum nuntium, optimum nuntium
William Garcia
THIS GOVERNMENT IS TRAITOROUS!
CLIPPING THE SILVER OF OUR COINS!
OUR WORK AND SAVINGS CANNOT KEEP UP!
RONUS PAULUSIES III MUST BE ELECTED TO THIS CONSUL!
Henry Rogers
only suburban and provincial retards voted for the Gracchus brothers. TRVE Romans support the senate.
Evan Reed
Exactly, we should of listened to warnings and never tried to expand farther north.
Jordan Jenkins
> Be vandalic
> Think you can outmatch the imperial army
> Die
Anthony Perez
I must unite the Brythonic speaking peoples under one vexilllum.
Logan Gutierrez
>had to call themselves the "best ones" because nobody else would
Not really true, their opponents called them the Optimates sarcastically.
Easton Johnson
Cesar madlad
>oh a massive enemy army took hold in a high ground
>ok just build a enormous lenght wall and encycle them
>oh another massive army is encircling our siege
>no worries, just build a second giantic wall to fortify our position
Julian Peterson
Jordan Allen
anyone else concerned about the damn Greeks? I swear they are trying to destroy the Republic.
[[[They]]] have infiltrated everything. [[[Education]]], [[[Hygiene]]] EVERYTHING.
Blake Sanchez
[[[They]]] have even started gambling on OUR collesium tournaments.
Controlling it all behind the scenes!
Christian Perry
> Romans support the senate
More like shills who want to replace hard working Romans with cheap slave labor support the Senate
Sulla is a shill Hail Tiberius Gracchus, Hail Caesar.
Andrew Hughes
Was Pompey Magnus a based consul?
Oliver Gonzalez
What have the Greeks ever done for us?
Gabriel Perry
Cleopatra = vvaifu
Jonathan Wood
>modern Brits
>Brythonic
WE
Andrew Turner
SOL INVICTVS
William Wilson
Jonathan Evans
DUBUS CHECKUM
Jacob White
Barius and Maronius were here
Blake Cook
Absolute bitch compard to Mars.
Jaxson Rodriguez
CESARed
Jace Wood
Mars was an irrelevant faggot among a pantheon of gods nobody even believed in after the 2nd century BC. Even the army worshipped Mithras or Sol instead of Mars. The Unconquered Son would have been the supreme deity of Rome if it weren't for (((Christianity)))
Brody Flores
too son
Kayden King
>CONSOLE
murrican plebs
Colton Jenkins
IT'S HAPPENING!
Carter Moore
Romans are KHAZAR!
Just another Tribe of Dan rape baby!
Ryan Butler
When Germania sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing Huns. They’re bringing crime. They’re Pagans. And some, I assume, are good people.
But I speak to Legionaries and they tell us what we’re getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They’re sending us not the right people.
It’s coming from more than Germania. It’s coming from all over North Africa and Eastern Europa, and it’s coming probably— probably— from Carthage. But we don’t know. Because we have no protection and we have no competence, we don’t know what’s happening. And it’s got to stop and it’s got to stop fast.
Elijah Williams
GAIVS
IULIVS
CEASAR
Nathaniel White
wtf is up with those fair skinned barbarians to the north??
>never shower
>never shave
>let their women walk all over them
>can't even figure out how to make proper equipment
>live in wood huts still
>paint themselves like they're some african tribe
>can't hold a proper formation
>bring their women to watch battles
>can't even build a bridge
>always want to ravage our lands without consequence
When is the Emperor going to just genocide all these white freaks??
Henry Davis
Gave us Dutch 2 words, wandelen en vandalen first meaning walking long distances and last wrecking shit. Tnx for that my lost germanic cousins(morons u should have stayed).
Zachary Foster
Viriathus was not forgotten.
Adrian Taylor
"Why aren't I 50 tribunes ahead Ceasar." Cato
Oliver Bell
He would be if he know how to WIN
Adrian Foster
What games operated on his platform? Any exclusives?
Caleb Edwards
A Vandal magister with known Arian tendencies was holding a symposium in honour of Demophilus, a known schismatic.
"Before the toasts begin, you must get on your knees and worship God and accept that he was the most divine entity the ecumene has ever known, even greater than Christus whom he created!"
At this moment, a venerable Praepositus Limitis who had served on the frontiers for decades and understood the necessity of taming the Barbaricum and fully supported the creed promulgated by the great Constantinus rose from his couch and held up a crucifix.
"Who does this represent?"
The Rhenian cur smirked quite devilishly and smugly replied "the created child of an indivisible God"
"You miss the point. Jesus Christ our Dominus is of the same substance as God and thus equal to Him."
The heretic was visibly shaken, and dropped his wine krater and copy of Eusebius' Onomastikon. He stormed out of the banquet hall crying those laetus crocodile tears. The same tears Donatists and Priscillians cry for the "poor" (who today are so holy that saints vie to kiss their feet) as they flee Roman territory to the outrage-committing Bacaudae in Armorica. There is no doubt that at this point the "learned" Vandal wished he had studied the work of the Holy Apostles and become more than a ludicrous teacher of rhetoric. He wished so much that he had a spatha to disembowel himself with due to the shame but he had sold all the city's arms for Gaiseric's ransom pay!
The partygoers politely clapped and all ceased their apostasy that day and accepted Jesus as the true Son of God. An divine light suddenly shone into the room and blazed upon the bust of Augustine and the statue wept miraculously. The Nicene Creed was recited, and Jesus Monogenes himself descended and banished the barbarians to the hellish wastes beyond the limes.
The magister lost his tongue and was castrated the following day. He was exiled to Troesmis, far from from God's Light.
Praise Jesus Consubstantialis.
Jason Thomas
Not gonna lie, former Caesar voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Caesar crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
Landon Williams
Accept germanic refugees they said...
They will pay our future pensions they said...
Bentley Bennett
Salve faggoti,
My name is Imperator Caesar Lvcivs Aelivs Avrelivs Commodvs Avgvstvs, and I hate every single one of ye. All of ye art fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of thine day looking at stupid-ass engravings. Ye art everything bad in Rome. Honestly, have any of ye ever killed a lion? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of thine own insecurities, but ye all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to depictions of the immortal godesses.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with thine best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was the prime attraction of the amphitheator, and slayer of many exotic and feral beasts. What martial acts hast ye performed, other than “jack off to naked immortal goddesses”? I also slay the lowlifes of Rome for amusement, and have a banging hot wife (As I was dictating this she had completed the act of fellare upon my person. The experience was equal to many sesterces). Ye are all faggoti who should just kill thineselves. Thank you for listening.
Afixed Sculpture Related: It is myself in my Herculian garb.
Xavier Bailey
Learn history idiots
Jack Baker
Someone tell the senate to keep an eye on this guy. There's just something about him I don't trust.
Levi Jones
those Greeks are still angry that we destroyed their cities and sold them into slavery. thats why they have infiltrated all aspects of our Republic.
i heard our young men get educated in Greek thought. this will corrupt our youth. But anyone who calls this out, is labelled as a barbarian. Convenient right?
>he fell for the [[[Greek]]] meme
wake up. we were great before them.
John Gonzalez
The Romans were better shitposters than us.
Jackson Hughes
>“Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
>“Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.
Parker King
You're not a barbarian sympathizing transexual yet? Come on, it's 200AD
Cameron Scott
Ethan Campbell
Battle of Alesia is the most based historical encounter I know.
Juan Johnson
hell, they even had Jow Forums back then
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
John Hernandez
Have you heard? The empire has begun to import a hideous race of savages who originate right next to germanic borders, but they excel in toilet cleanliness.
Jayden Davis
to be fair pompey was considered absolutely degenerate among polytheists.
Kevin Kelly
n-nero is smart leader, i swear!!
just look at all the amazing palaces he's built
could someone dumb have done that? i think not
and he actually cares about the common man!
that's why he's commissioning shiny huge statues of himself to brighten our day
Owen Carter
Romans, Romans the legions are loyal to their generals and will never betray the people of Rome. Roma invicta
Isaiah Bailey
Kill the kikes and the kike Jesus! Kill all Jews!
Kayden Reyes
I mean... which of us HAVEN'T bragged before...
>Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here
Joseph Cook
the eternal machina
Ryder Johnson
Kill all the christians too.
Julian Morales
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1816: Epaphra, you are bald!
Dominic Ortiz
Also I've heard of a Judaen, a carpenter or something, that is talking some rebellious words. But I don't think much will come of it
Camden Thomas
>fucking up the most quintesentially Latin diphthong
Nicholas Collins
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
Ian Butler
underrated.
Chase Peterson
I've been thinking this exact thing recently...
Juan Campbell
>I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
How does it feel? 2000 years later and we never change. Board culture is eternal.
Christian Nelson
Those degenerate fucks in Pompeii are going to anger the Gods. I can't wait until they are smote from the empire.
Sebastian Howard
Carter Myers
ooga booga where da roman women at
Adam White
Lets go bowling
Nathan Walker
Cameron Myers
Le 56% roman face
Ian Ramirez
Logan Williams
Lucas Hernandez
Daily reminder that the Flavians are /ourdynasty/
Gavin Jackson
Why didnt we kick out all the jews when we could? Our country is cucked
Jayden Jackson
Greekaboos get out!
Jaxon Gray
Hey Romans, rate my fursona
Asher Evans
Eastern Rome = Best Rome
Latin cucks deserve all the Germanic rape they're getting
Brandon Edwards
>wake up. we were great before them.
t. schultz - great infront a plate of sausage and beer
Henry Rivera
If we had expanded north it would have been fine, but we allowed them into our culture even though we knew they would not conform and become true Romans like the Gauls and Britons. This was our mistake, should have killed them.
Jacob Evans
t. moishe
Jace Moore
Mesopotamian girls are THICKKK
Justin Butler
Cato would suit better.
Charles Hughes
The Germanic man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his snow-white skin. This white skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the chilling winters of Northern-Western Europe, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The white skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The Germanic man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man.
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The Germanic penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the Germanic man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of Roman women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent Aryan seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the Germanic man impregnates.
In total, the Germanic man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the Germanic man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance. You simply were not born with tools necessary to compete with such a beast. It's over for you, Latin man.
Nolan Morgan
>tiny tits
Give me Germanic Milkers NOW