>Later this year, Japan will attempt to induce its own baby boom.
>Japan’s rapidly aging population and declining birthrate has been a problem for decades now. There have been several attempts by the government to try and alleviate the issue, but so far none have met with much success.
>However, one upcoming strategy may finally prove successful. It comes from the Japanese government’s Accelerated Family Bureau (AFB), which recently announced that starting later this year they will begin issuing “breeding visas” to residents of foreign countries.
>Holders of breeding visas will be required to provide evidence of at least one pregnancy that they helped induce, either in themselves for females or in a Japanese citizen for males. Those unable to do so will have to pay a fine of no less than 50,000 yen (US$476) upon departure.
Well hell fuckin yeah!! Would impregnate tiny Jap waifu.
Sebastian Bailey
NOICE I bet that goy got a good taste of the last guy's jiz
Cooper Russell
They can have ours back
Benjamin Garcia
>get a vasectomy >get a breeding visa from Japan >??? >profit
Lucas Howard
>While details are still being worked out, applicants are required to be at least 21 years old, be in good physical and mental health, and have scored at least chunin level on the official Naruto Certification Exam
How beta could you be to want a nip wife? If you truly have incurable yellow fever, just have a jap girl you plow on the side. Don't actually make kids with her though.
>Holders of breeding visas will be required to provide evidence of at least one pregnancy that they helped induce fuuuuuc- >Those unable to do so will have to pay a fine of no less than 50,000 yen (US$476) >US$476 Pscht, peanuts. Totally worth it.
I literally made a joke about this when discussing Japan with friends when the topic of their declining birth rate came up and then we all laughed since that would "never happen."
>satire oh thank Christ I nearly had a fucking stroke
Nicholas Evans
ITT: losers who cant get laid getting manwhored by jews into racial mixing with chinks on another continent
and you're telling me i dont have balls
Connor King
>pls be real I spent a month in Tokyo and never once saw an attractive female. They all were short, sloppily dressed with horrendous teeth and no boobs. No wonder nobody wants to fuck them.
I've been all over Asia and Japanese women are easily the ugliest.
Henry Bennett
Thai are probably more your style
Jaxson Roberts
Why don't they just have some pride in being Japanese? Their boom will happen on its own. Where are all the badass right-wing Japanese men?
Sebastian Thomas
Absolutely disgusting. Japan should create an autonomous island and make that their hong kong and make it a tax haven. Just take the money from that.
Ryder Thomas
nani?!
Benjamin Wright
It's real. There's actually numerous videos on youtube of white guys just asking to kiss Japanese girls.
Robert Watson
>what is satire
Jeremiah Rivera
Lol this is great satire.
Parker Jackson
Why is the solution always to bring more people into your dying country?
Why not try to bring up your own country with your countrymen for the better of your country?
