/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - READY TO DEFEND THE BORDER EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Bernie&Sid Show (radio) 4/6/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis on border security 4/6/18
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>IntDep Video: Washington DC Cherry Blossoms 4/6/18
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>Are Nige vs Vicente Zorro on Nationalism vs Globalism 4/6/18
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>NECDir Kudlow on FoxBiz on Cheatin Chinks 4/6/18
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>NECDir Kudlow on Tariffs and Jobs 4/6/18
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>FEDChair Powell @Econ Club of Chiraq 4/6/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/6/18
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>This Week @State 4/6/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump Roundtable On Tax Reform 4/6/18
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>Yoko Stands with Laura Ingraham 4/6/18
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>UN Amb Haley @Duke University 4/5/18
youtu.be/vB7XKCmXbf8
>New AmbOAS Trujillo Presents Creds to OAS Sec Almagro 4/5/18
youtu.be/t3apTNFEusM
>Pres Trump Discussion on Tax Reform in WVa 4/5/18
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>Pres Trump comments on Stormy Daneils/Pruitt 4/5/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in DC 4/5/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Lewisburg WVa 4/5/18
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>Pres Trump greets fans/departs WH 4/5/18
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>DHSSec Nielsen speaks to Press on Natl Guard 4/5/18
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MAGA

They're really going to go there huh, they're really going to try and play their legislating from the bench game to its logical conclusion.

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MAGA

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BRAAAPPP

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I’m feeling it.

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Disgusting.

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Stop posting this disgusting coal burning aussie.

MAGA

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whoah

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"SHALL be infringed".

It's over.

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They know they can't win the unfair fight otherwise

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What???

Yes. Yes, I would

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>What have Arabs done?
>t. user
DeVos has so much work to do.

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>BRAAAAAPPPPP

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IT'S TOO EARLY FOR LEWD POSTING. KEEP IT PURE

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fox just went full 14 words

This trash pile has diseases they dont even have fucking names for. Thanks Straya!

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That is not how it works.

Fake news

Wait isn't this exactly how the left is sub-dividing the population?

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>thatsthejoke.jpg

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This coming off the heels of Anons wondering why nobody calls Trump Hitler anymore.

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but why?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Muslim_conquests

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_socialism

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_terrorism

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All have their place, my friend.

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That's Iggy azalea ,coal burning aussie slut.

whoa whoa whoa, you think that Naomi is going to come back in and somehow steal Best girl spot?

Explain yourself.

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I'm sure that pussy grabs every producer's or managerial dick that writes it a hefty paycheck toward nothing particularly necessary in exchange for broadcasting their political sentiments across the airwaves.

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cause they know, cant speak about it overtly

/sip/ boi here. what's /ptg/ drinking tonight?
>I had a super stressful week, I need some love ;_;

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I just wanted an excuse to post that old man who shot the nigger

vodka and gingerale

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Man, I've had a fucked up week too bro. Seems like everything is going to shit these last couple of weeks desu

>ID: RAP
Drop a phat rhyme, KACpirate!

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Tea.

You're letting that desk get messy again user; also pic related, felt like trying something new

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TEA

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Im eating raspberry sherbet over a chocolate brownie and fresh raspberries

No; it comes from the basis of Indian cuisine. To make curry, you start with onions, oil and mustard seeds. Caramelize the onions, and while doing so add diced fresh chili peppers, garlic, and ginger (I also add mushrooms for umami). After the onions are semi-caramelized and the peppers are cooked, add spices like turmeric powder, chili powder, black pepper, cumin, ground coriander, cardamom, cinnamon sticks, curry leaves, bay leaves, etc. This is the basis of curry, and once the spices are toasted whatever you add to the pot, it will become "_______ curry". So for example, to finish this dish lets add cubed chicken pieces that have been marinated in chili powder, lemon juice, garlic ginger paste, and salt and pepper. Add some fresh tomatoes and water, and simmer for ~40 minutes, then garnish with fresh basil and salt to taste. Congratulations, you have chicken curry.

Water is the medium by which taste is conveyed between the ingredients, much like consciousness is the medium through which ideas flow. This is the path of dharma, and because you are what you eat, we eat foods in alignment with dharma.

For pic related only add water and coconut milk, no tomatoes.

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why the fuck you lying
why you always lying
nnnnnnnn oh my god
stop fucking LYING

so...for any anons that have gone to Japan for any amount of time. Was it hard to readjust to no bung-hole sprayer back in the United States?

Even in the 7/11s they have bunghole sprayers.
How do you go back to just crudely wiping shit off your skin with dry toilet paper after knowing what it is like to feel completely refreshed after a shit?
How do you go back to such barbarism?

You guys ready to die at the hands of your own ally?

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It's Roosya daaaaaaaay!
IT'S ROOSYA DAAAAAAAAAY!!!

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>How can you legally bully fatties though? Low interest rates for healthy people? Tax credits for low cholesterol?
Everyone from birth to 22 should have mandatory fitness in almost all cases so they are ready for mandatory military service training under the pretext of national security, shift healthcare costs of fat related issues entirely on to fat people, tax people additionally who do not maintain a minimum level of fitness.

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>I also add mushrooms for umami
my nigguh

>hannity and Trump are colluding with roseanne barr to boost her ratings ever further

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No worries. I got a sensible chuckle

The trick is to go to India.

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A literal gallon of water.

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>Still scarcely driken yamazaki and am still very jealous of your whiskey collection
IM NOT LIVING MY LIFE RIGHT

/sip/ Import, without the snap crackle pop jazz. More caffeine though.

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i use baby wipes

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>some sandnigger shit
I don't even know what youre talking about

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t.lobbyist looking to pull ads

Wow! Why is that day today?

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Nobody appreciates umami in India desu

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>KATIE: Blacks are the problem in the UK, we need to profile them.
Good lord finally somebody is speaking the truth

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is this you

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whiskey and pepsi
it's better than coke, it's the one fault trump has

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Buy one you fool

Friend once went to India for a year, the horror stories about holes in the floor, and just a slow trickling hose instead of tp made me happier than ever to live in the USA

Anyone have The Daily Shoah 277 that is supposed to come out today???

Rest of cola. I agreed to do some carpentry with a guy tomorrow, but I can't sleep and feel terrible. Can't party, can't work, stuck in limbo

How the fuck do you even use that... Which way to do you squat?

whoah

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EVERY day is Roosya Day!

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More or less.

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I was momentarily taken aback. I was not expecting such boldness. Tucker even agreed at the end and implied we have the same problem here.

good taste desu

Remember, things will get better, anons.
i'm not good at pep talks pls no bulli

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Nothing since I'm going April without alcohol or coffee, otherwise I'd be having a Killians

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If a person already did their time, can they let themselves go?

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American presidents are slaves to the Jews. Republican or democrat, it doesn't matter.

That being said, the decay of America occurs faster under the leadership of a democratic president.

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Roosya, how accurate is this?
At this rate I think Tucker will be questioning the Holocaust soon.

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Trump really needs to fix this "white africans" "white hispanic" categories. I don't get what that suppose to mean.

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I thought this was the one with the butthole

This is me

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You guys won’t be able to pull out of Syria, cause your NATO ally is about to attack 5 of your military bases, knowing you won’t do shit about it.

>WASR prices finally coming back to reality
>Hoggboi and il abominacion happened
>now they're $700 again

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There was an article that said he's not counting Arabs as white for the upcoming census.

Soon it be Morel Mushroom hunting season around where I live.

I wish all of /ptg/ could taste what they are like. They are so good, I really can't properly convey it.

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>everyone says they want to go to India
>explain toilets
>ask who still wants to go
>no hands

The ass end goes in the same direction of the hole. Shit. Proceed to use obligatory cup/bucket of water to wipe ass by repetitively dipping hand into bucket and then wiping ass. Wash hands after use.

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Hispanics were separated from White Americans in April 1970. Jews are White but there are no white negroes

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Yay they’re finally selling WASRs for $500 I just go down to he sto—aaaand theyre $750 again

>pepsi

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>send to SCOTUS
>it gets overturned

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>(mariachi band playing “The Sound of Silence”)
Plz be a thing

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This is you, probably

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>there are no white negroes
Yet

Frying these bad boys up with butter, onion, and bacon is one of the best things in life.

Do you think he could get away with it?

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