OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD - NEIGHBORHOOD BBQ EDITION

Don't forget to clear your cards

So far I got
>Just out of jail
>drug addict comedy hour
>blurred nudity

GODDAMN IT RUNN NIGGA. I wanna see these chucky bitches run

First for niggers

what happened to the 10 yo? I'm worried guyz

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Is that the Alamo?

Live PD is sponsored by Pick Pockets Sandwiches.

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>reality tv i can enjoy
W-what timeline is this?

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F

I heard he flew off in a baloon

What 10 y/o, fool?

kek

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The greatest timeline ever

The one where spics eat chicken and niggers eat tacos

Whoever was posting the perfect tits on the cutting girl, keep going.

>stalking ex girlfriend
God damn, how dysfunctional are most people? Why do you do stupid shit like this?

She’s trying to fly away

PWEEEZ

How the fuck is she so fat if she's on meth or crack? She putting sugar in that shit?

"Somebody gonna take advantage of you."

I think thats the point

THICC

she's vile

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got a call that a 10 yo was being abused by his father. They kept searching for the offender and coming back to the scene, but they still haven't found him

PWEEEASE

john podesta's interdimensional pedophile ring

Im worried about you so youre going to jail to be safe.
Zendehog logic

crying fat mexibitch

PWwwwwweeeeeeez ;~;

Did they make contact w/ the father?

This fucking voice is like a cat being axed to death with a fucking shovel

she's almost as attractive as the #metoo bitch

Brrrraapppppp makes a arrest.

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>I happen to be aware of a new, very sophisticated method of dna analysis

zendejas literally only gets calls for public intox and minor domestic disputes. superiors must have a severe lack of confidence in her.

I need some change for this phone call!

Kek

>(You)

>PLEASEEEEE
as if that changes the fact you have a dirty crack pipe and open beer on you while you’re out hooking for rock. My fuck, do nogs in America really think this will work?

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when does it get better? I wanna see someone get tazered

i wouldn't send her anywhere important

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I don't think so, last we saw they were still searching for him. The fact that we haven't heard anything is giving me concern that he escaped

yes

I bet his idea is wrapping Al foil around his dick and putting two prong ends in to a wall socket.

DONT TAZER ME BRO

Yes. It's sad.

she seems extremely ill equipped and its not even necessarily her weight.

Ah yes, the eichenwald method

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>female cops

there it is

Shes a "cooler" not a "fighter"

>BRAPP
>ar15
dis gun be gud

I really would not want her doing anything too crazy. She can deal with little things sure, but I dunno if she could fend off a pack of upity pavement apes like nigga nigga

>suicide with an AR-15
They'll cut away all the good shit

Zendehog is going to drive 10 mph the entire way and hope another cop gets there first

Would you let her do anything of importance, user?

That bitch would be on donut duty if she were my officer.

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>chillin like a villain

30 min delay

Jow Forums AR-15'd HIMSELF

Could be gud

>grabbed his ar-15
>threatened to kill himself

Guess who just lost their right to own guns for life?

a dude grabbed an AR-15 and is saying he'll hill himself....IT JUST GOT REAL

Could be a parental kidnapping. Or they cooled it off somehow. We still got until midnight so we'll see if Danny A. says anything about it.

Remember, only cops and criminals are out after midnight.

AssaultRifle-15'd himself.. impressive

HOW IS IT 2AM IN TEXAS?

"call was upgraded to a suicide"
Pretty sure he already did it

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is your stream delayed like 5 minutes? lmfao

It's a big state.

I think the car is actually weighted down and can't go any faster.

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From earlier in the week. they do that for filler

It's not. This is from earlier. Probably last night.

Time distortion from the equator.

I think that life is already over

ABACUS

Kek

>HA!

Really? I let the dog in and must've missed it.

bump

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they both tooled up?

AR lives matter

Sticks is just there to make housewives wet. Zendaya is there to show off her hair. Which ironically looks like a big ass donut.

GET BEHIND ZENDEHAS!!

Its everybody gets an assault rifle time!!

TING GO BRRRRRRRRRRAP

Dogger pic or gtfo

ha ha. they all ready for ar-15 time

holy shit zendajas with an ar15

it looks like a prolapsed anus

Damn, thot.