/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FROM THE DARKNESS COMES A LIGHT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Bernie&Sid Show (radio) 4/6/18
ogpodcastnetwork.com/episode/president-trump-on-the-bernie-and-sid-show/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis on border security 4/6/18
youtu.be/Edrn1-7plP4
>IntDep Video: Washington DC Cherry Blossoms 4/6/18
youtu.be/3ONqiPdLACg
>Are Nige vs Vicente Zorro on Nationalism vs Globalism 4/6/18
c-span.org/video/?443507-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxBiz on Cheatin Chinks 4/6/18
youtu.be/_Yh825tIy8E
>NECDir Kudlow on Tariffs and Jobs 4/6/18
c-span.org/video/?443613-1/
>FEDChair Powell @Econ Club of Chiraq 4/6/18
youtu.be/0dYwvv6Fa5Y
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/6/18
youtu.be/0KcR-Z5vQZk
>This Week @State 4/6/18
youtu.be/czx6fJ1jsFg
>WH Video: Pres Trump Roundtable On Tax Reform 4/6/18
youtu.be/TIgqlrfAamY
>Yoko Stands with Laura Ingraham 4/6/18
youtu.be/3gCIZfbCpxk
>UN Amb Haley @Duke University 4/5/18
youtu.be/vB7XKCmXbf8
>New AmbOAS Trujillo Presents Creds to OAS Sec Almagro 4/5/18
youtu.be/t3apTNFEusM
>Pres Trump Discussion on Tax Reform in WVa 4/5/18
youtu.be/hDJdzvpUGLg
>Pres Trump comments on Stormy Daneils/Pruitt 4/5/18
youtu.be/SHVYtiImic4
>Pres Trump arrives in DC 4/5/18
youtu.be/mfXPtT6MnzA
>Pres Trump arrives in Lewisburg WVa 4/5/18
youtu.be/L-3ebV5iq7Q
>Pres Trump greets fans/departs WH 4/5/18
youtu.be/cVUEXO-Xfig
>DHSSec Nielsen speaks to Press on Natl Guard 4/5/18
youtu.be/QHmC8tnHByI

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MAGA

Why do people believe this is white?

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Why are all these roasties mad about making their wares harder to ply?

I'm officially drunk lads

THANKS FOR BAKING!

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Fuck all Trump supporters, there is a burning ditch on the side of a road with your name on it.
I cant wait for the blue wave to wipe you faggots out and destroy this shitty general for good.
Kiss your shitty guns goodbye and the lame 1 term president that got elected. You losers are finished, society hates you and your so called freedoms. Go live in a forest rubbing sticks together like you belong virgins. The future will never belong to you.

jewish media pushing the lie

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>ID: DAb

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DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU ARE ON THE LEFT, GO BACK!

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What are you drinking?

Sitting on the toilet
Had to make a doodie
Doodie hit the water
And the water hit my bootie

>The woman who fired the weapon is only being charged with tampering with evidence after police said she tried to wipe off her hands before testing for gunpowder residue

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I think the grossest thing about the Japanese is their ability to wear full suits on days that it is humid as fuck and hot.

Imagine the ball stench, they don't even trim pubic hairs so the bacteria have a field day to musk it up.

Why do people believe this is white?

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>yfw tornado watch woke you up

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Michelob Ultra

Press Secretaries Diamond & Silk, they can do the daily briefings as a pair

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he cute though.

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If you twist your neck around just enough, the pain will go away user.

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The left really can't meme

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I got a gal who's always late
any time we have a date
but I love her
yes I love her

I'm gonna walk right up to her gate
and see if I can get it straight
'cause I want her
I'm gonna ask her

Is you is or is you ain't my baby?
way you're acting lately makes me doubt
youse is still my baby, baby
seems my flame in your heart's done gone out

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Baka, thanks for baking!
And awoo!

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I love how fucking bored she looks halfway through.

Not far behind you

My last, if you or anyone else wants to take over have at it. Don't want to fall asleep at the desk again tonight, I've only made it to my bed once on time this week.

>no autism aware gargoyle feet gf
>no asperger's bro-in-law to shitpost with
Yeah I'm gonna need more beer

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forgot to speak to another human being today, whoops
g'night kouhai

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>MHMM
>DAS RITE
>SIT YO BITCH ASS DOWN APRIL I AIN'T CALL YO NAME
>MHMMM

I want to slam some democrats in the ass!

why so many crying cat pictures, but doggu never cry?

>he lives in the central american wasteland

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I doubt there's any 'grab' left in that pussy.

YES I KNOW THIS SONG
THANK YOU TOM AND JERRY!

Trashy

Geeze dude.

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>earthquake near Virgin Islands

That ain't a typical seismic reading for an earthquake, is it anons?

earthquake-report.com/2018/04/06/moderate-earthquake-road-town-british-virgin-islands-april-6-2018/

stthomassource.com/content/2018/04/06/5-2-magnitude-earthquake-friday-shakes-usvi-makes-waves/

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I'll do a couple, no school tomorrow

ATTENTION: I HAVE BAKING!

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fugg :D

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Absolutely disgusting

AWOO

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62 carbs fatty

Try South.

What does Melania even do? Thinking about it she made some statements on bullying and children development but unlike Pence who is doing a lot in the vice president position, Melania is pretty relaxed.

Based WWE fighting against the soyboy menace

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commies ruin everything.

cals sorry

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a picture is worth a thousand words
a thousand words makes the picture shit

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Virgin anime posting faggots like you are going to know pain come november.
Guns taken.
Trump impeached.
His white racist supporters on watch lists.
Tick.
Tock.

I would unironically support this. Would make the briefings much more fun and a whole lot more sassy.

Goodnight silent user.

Whenever I see shit like this, I force myself to laugh only to find that I can't.

I was so afraid, Now I realize
Love is never wrong, And so it never dies
There's a perfect world, Shining in your eyes
And if only they could feel it too
The happiness I feel with you

They'd know, Love will find a way
Anywhere we go, We're home
If we are there togeeether

Like dark turning into day
Somehow we'll come through
Now that I've found you
Love will find a way

I know love will fiiiind a waaaaay

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I was going to make a custom Tervis and wanted something A E S T H E T I C to put on it

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Explain to me how property is theft to this subhumans.

you need to work on that

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I'd support this only because I want to see diamond and silk respond to to inevitable Uncle Tom statements.

>these
Fixed

GO NORGIE GO!

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NOVEMBER SURPRISE

>tfw still cold and no /comfy/ tornado whistle blowing outside with rain tattering at your windows
Still jelly from earlier today lad.

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How many times will Trump get owned by /oursweetie/ and ((((Jimmy Kimmel)))) writer Bessie?

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w-why are you black

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>could easily get laid if he wanted to but chooses to fight capitalism and fascism instead

oof

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Welcome to the thread that
A
J
STYLES
BAKED!!!

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zero

Why would Trump wait until now to end catch and release? Why wasn't that a day 1 thing?

Take a look around losers. Youre a fucking minority even on pol. Nobody supports this faggot anymore.
This general does not grow and only shrinks.

>Anarcho capitalist
>proceeds to list a bunch of positions from various right wing philosophies
>few of which are actual ancaps

It's like when an old person can't tell the difference between metalheads, punks, emos, scene-kids, mods, industrial, etc and just calls them all "Goths"

>brevity is...wit

he expected the senate to give him the wall first but since they are idiots he's gonna do it without them

>krustyorb
even rng wants you to an hero

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He thought Congress would hope on his platform when they saw how the wind blew. Evidently they didn't and he's nuclear now.

It falls flat because there's no truth to it, there's nothing sustaining it and it's only entertaining to a handful of people.

It's not like the nig died.

youtu.be/da8lWbJCMLU
Is it happening?

I found this sad mexican at a restaurant
Is he cool?

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True or false /ptg/?

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Wait wat?
I was there for the thread, did he not actually die?

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No the double wave like that is most times from an explosion. I also didn't hear anything about a tsunami warning did you

She writes for Bitch Kimmel? Since when?

How is there no sweat in that thumbnail?

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I feel compelled to snort his hat

I figure he wanted it as a law than an EO and probably thought Republicans wouldn't have been as resistant to him on immigration as he thought. If anything , he needs to get even big time.

>another redditor's first day on Jow Forums pretending to be one of us.
Don't even bother coming back, you'll never blend in nor deliver results.

I don't see how the two are mutually exclusive desu.

Fucking anime posting loser, I would tell you to kill yourself but I enjoy the fact your an embarrassing leech and source of shame for your parents. Hope you live as a loser nice and long so they can suffer as you watch them pass away knowng what a fucking faggot you were ha.

he survived
No major organs or arteries were hit.

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since always
the politics autism is a waste of her talent

JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH OF NORMIE SCUM STEALING FUCKING MEMES

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Roosian magic

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DAB ON MY NUTS
LIKE CORN FOR THE SLUTS
YOU CANT GET RAPED
IF YOU AINT GOT A BUTT

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/oursweetie/ is the reason why (((((Jimmy Kimmel))))) was so good at the Oscars

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kek, took me half a second.

True, but they tend to want both, just not in equal amounts.
>insert story about leaving handprints on a gf's ass before we had our first date

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You voted for an orange retard, you dont know the meaning of results.
Your getting anti-results.
Thanks for that easy democrat super majority idiots.

MAGA

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