Why is Trump incapable of handling the Banter? Why is he too chickenshit to show up to a lighthearted event that literally every single other president has attended in their presidencies? Why is he so scared of laughing at himself / criticism?
Why is Trump incapable of handling the Banter...
Caleb Hill
Hunter Williams
What should he dignify those pieces of shit with his presence?
Jose Brown
because it is no longer lighthearted, and no not every president has gone to it.
Anthony Morales
we've heard all their material before, its been non stop for the last 2 years.
Julian Hill
I'm glad he's doing this
He has nothing to prove to these lunatics but it just revs them up even harder and makes them act like asses on television
Jonathan Cooper
The only reason this event exists is to fluff the egos of the Press.
The Press can go fuck themselves.
Duterte said so.
Justin Scott
He should go but with a right leaning comedian like crowder, Owen or someone more extreme.
Zachary Smith
Damn, they really wanna kill him.
Jaxson Ortiz
Julian Smith
Because no other president has had this amount of despise and unfair coverage by the media in the history of America.
So why should he attend something organised by the same media that print constant lies and manipulate opinion to attack him.
Justin Bennett
Obama went all 8 years. Bush went all 8 years of his presidency. The last time a president didn't attend before Trump was Reagan in 1981 after his assassination attempt which was just a month prior to the event.
So again, it just goes to show you what a little bitch Donald is. Too afraid to stand up to anyone criticizing him / mocking him in person. Bush was the subject of a shit ton of criticism and mockery at his dinners, yet he still showed up every time and laughed at himself because he wasn't a stuck up prick. Clinton also attended and made fun of himself.
Just face it, your orange tard is a coward, that's why he chickened out of military service with his "bone spurs" as well.
>Trump says stupid dumb shit every other day
>WAAAAAAAAAH STOP CRITICIZING MY DADDY DONNIE FOR BEING A RETARD!
Brayden Martin
What banter? The media wants him and patriotic Americans dead and they've been showing it for 2 years. Fuck those faggot ass communists. They aren't needed.
Joshua Bell
>elitedaily.com
You cumguzzling faggots need to check facts
Joseph Robinson
Every single other President has had their dick collectively sucked by the MSM, even Bush got a very light dose of bantz. And Obama was positively fellated by the attendees.
The MSM hasn't earned his respect, and they've done everything in their power to prove they don't deserve it. Why the fuck should he go to it?
I'm not even a Trump supporter but I can't stand the cunty behaviour (((journalists))) have been displaying these past few years.
They'll be genuinely fuming at the fact they can't make fun of him to his face, like the fucking bullies they are.
Michael Murphy
Why would he go to an event that all the people talked shit about his character and family to make faggot ass pussies like you happy? and what kind of bitch can talk shit to him and not show their face or use their real name fuck off loser she lose and will have dementia in a year or two now die cuck please
Lucas Richardson
Insecurity. It's the one thing that defines everything about him. He is the personification of insecurity. That's why he resonated with rural USA. That's why he is the president, ironically.
Evan Barnes
I already did faggot, the last one to skip was almost 40 fucking years ago, and was only skipped because Reagan was still recovering from being shot.
Just admit it, Trump is a pussy. He can't stand up to any criticism and wants to hide away like a little bitch instead of being able to laugh at jokes at his expense. I mean this was a guy that did a comedy central roast years ago, so what changed with his attitude that made him into such a little pussy?
Brayden Martinez
>Obama went
>Using that as a good example
Hunter Garcia
because you're cockholster is filled to the brim with nigger semen.
That's why.
Brandon Cooper
A standing president attending that shit is one of the most disgraceful things about America. It is mtv awards tier of circle jerk cringe level. Fuck them and every subhuman who watches it.
Xavier Ross
Because you niggercucks already used up all your free insult time.
Jeremiah Moore
The president gets to speak at these events, it's all in good fun. He can make whatever remarks he wants to about the press there, have his tit for tat, but he's too much of a bitch to even do that.
He doesn't even realize that doing so would actually make him more likable, because people like someone that can take a joke at their own expense.
Cooper Foster
do it but have Norm Macdonald be the comedian
video from 2 weeks ago
youtube.com
Jackson James
I thought it was already clear from twitter that he gets his feelings hurt really easily?
Luke Mitchell
Get the fuck out newfaggot. It is literally Roman circus tier of degeneracy and my respect for the nation will only increase once the president says "fuck off".
Jace Smith
>Just admit it, Trump is a pussy.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT WAS HER TURN!!
My fucking sides
Noah Bailey
The press is on team democrat, and have become crazed that their establishment candidates were defeated by a game show host. Other presidents didn't have to deal with an opposition party media this crazed.
They've spent 3 years now, convincing people that he's Hitler reborn unironically, they shouldn't even be considered human at this point.
Bentley Thompson
You're such a hypocrite. If it were anyone other than Trump not showing up you'd be making the same exact arguments I'm making right now, but of course with everything else Trump gets a special exception due to your double standards.
Lincoln Gutierrez
The correspondence dinner is ran by the deep state globalists. Trump knows that they set up top secret equipment to monitor his brainwaves so they can easily control and influence him. I also have sources that they put mind controlling chemicals in the drinks and food. Trump is in a constant battle everyday with the dirty jewish globalists that wish to control him with mind control technology and chemicals. Why would he willingly subject himself to their treachery?
Blake Powell
BECAUSE ALL THIS SHIT IS PART OF THE FAKE PUPPET PRESIDENT PARADE AND TRUMP IS FUCKING ENDING THIS GARBAGE.
deal with it faggot.
Bentley Torres
>WAHHHHH why doesn't the cool kid come to my gay little party? I hate him!
Isaac Davis
perhaps a "terrorist" will attack that dinner :P
Liam Anderson
>muh obama went
>implying the press didnt suck his dick on the reg
>doesnt think anyone has been paying attention
Typical leftists nigger. Argues in bad faith and with false equivalents. What, do you want me to pretend to be surprised?
Anthony Phillips
10/10
>this is pasta worthy
Henry Robinson
They're like children that think they're sneaky and clever. They're worthless faggots that don't deserve to be in this country.
Jaxson Perry
why should he lol? press is fucking gay dude
Hudson Nguyen
No. This is why you stick out like a sore thumb. You do not understand the meaning of having values and project your hipocresy onto everyone else because you cannot comprehend that other people would think and act differently than you would.
If Hillary, a child trafficking murderous psychopathic satanist, had been elected the last thing I would have done is attack her for declining to join this retarded circus. Thats the difference between you and I. You have to take everything personally and have no real values. You shapeshift and attack according to what suits you best and never defend a solid position.
Once again, get the fuck out. How deep does your head have to be inside your ass to even consider this thread would have any negative effect? There are many things I dislike about Trump. But him telling your all-so important granny gathering where you say "jokes" only boomers and redditors would laugh at only makes me want to support him.
Robert Ward
Banter.....LOL
These "news" organizations have been dissing this president EVERY FUCKING day for over a year
Literally EVERY FUCKING day!
Why the fuck should he join them unless they are going to kiss his ass and apologize....which they won't do, even though they owe it to him
Daniel Kelly
Is this how losers reconcile hanging out with people that clearly don't like you? Being a pussy?
Jason Thomas
>Why is Trump incapable of handling the Banter?
The last time he attended a roast he had everyone frantically looking for the fire exits. They're probably better off this way.
Gabriel Flores
Also this. Faggot OP must have missed a lot of stuff during the election cycle.
Isaiah Sanchez
These elitist circle-jerks should be canceled once and for all. Washington-based "journalists" are the worst star-fucking lazy do-nothings the press has to offer. They should gas everyone in attendance.
Thomas Brooks
Fuck those cunts.
The (((press))) and Hollyjew needs to fucking die
Nobody likes them
Nobody cares
Yet they want us to kiss their asscheeks
Christopher James
Kevin Thompson
Theres a difference between a comedy roast and being rude bullying arrogant bastard bitches who want to rain shit on a guy unremittingly and tear him apart with the vilest insults possible.
Roasts are meant to be funny, not the demented ooks and eeks of the lying snake press raining unfunny shit and absolutely vile insults on a guy.
Luis White
>Obama went all 8 years.
oh no I hope they weren't too hard on King Nigger
Sebastian Jones
You think the left have been making "banter"?
They literally hate him with everything they have. They want to destroy him.
Put it this way: What's the benefit to showing up? (nothing)
What's the cost of not showing up? (nothing)
James Sullivan
They have like 4 jokes that theyve repeated since he started to look like he had a shot at the nomination. It would be boring to sit through it.
Lincoln Thomas
>last post by OP over 30 minutes ago
Wow you surely proved your point I'm definitely voting Oprah 2020 solely because she will attend the greatest most important and bestest annual cool kid event unlike drumpf
Jonathan King
OP, you're not going to give a compelling reason why it would be a good idea that he should go, you would rather argue in bad faith and talk shit about him because you have nothing better to do with your life. Get bent.
Mason Robinson
Why should he?
Why eat dinner with people who are bullying you?
Leo Rivera
it’s kind of like a roast: it only works if it’s in good humor. With trump it’s not. Those people viscerally hate him. The amount of vague threats issued by the people in that room against the president would normally keep th secret service busy for a month if the majority weren’t filthy kikes.
Thomas Bell
Trump should go and bring some friends. Call it the Red Dinner.
Benjamin Gonzalez
Obama and Bush also went into the Middle East, doesn’t mean it’s a good idea shit for brains
Anthony Jackson
>pussy
Adam Stewart
>it's all in good fun
HahAhahahhAHAH
Jonathan Gonzalez
Don't spoil OP's narrative
Adrian Cox
I love how angry Trump is capable of making you, your post is clearly seething with rage so I think he made the right choice. Anything that pisses off you libtard normies is right by me
Ian Campbell
Due to the Stormy Daniels scandal, Donald Trump cannot afford to be seen among prostitutes at this time
Nathan Gray
>handling banter = wasting a night to allow hack journalists and unfunny celebrities to do the same unoriginal shit they've been doing for over two years.
false. cry more, faggit
Michael Collins
> Unfair
Tell me what's fake besides the Russia story. He's full of shit and lies about the most trivial crap like the crowd size at his inauguration. Don't forget the *millions* of people who voted illegally..He disbanded the commission on voter fraud after they couldn't find anything.
Nolan King
Everything the media says is a lie you fucking newfag
Grayson Perry
THIS!
Charles Myers
not pol, kys niggershit
Jeremiah Ross
everything they say is a lie, every scrap of it.
Lincoln Nguyen
Trump gassing libs by not even showing to their roast session, LOL. he has better things to do.
Jeremiah Richardson
>Tell me what's fake besides the Russia story
>besides
Everything.
Nathaniel Russell
You're a fucking retard, leave this country