This can't be legally called cheese

This can't be legally called cheese.

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So what, it was chemically processed instead of using bacteria? That sounds very safe.

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Can this legally be called food?

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Yup. That there is a "cheese-food product".

and yet we can still afford to make fake foods.
how's that "dependent on america" economy working out for you over there?
still above water i see.

Can this legally be called a Paki Mudslime terror apologist and perpetrator of genocide against the British people?

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It's legally delicious. The only kind of cheese that melts properly.

US cheese is the best
US food is one of the best

kys myhammad

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nanny state lays the hammer down when it comes to naming food products but looks the other way when jihadi rape gangs are torturing and murdering your children for decades. Great job, Nigel. How’s Mohammed’s cock taste in your mouth, fucking faggot?

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you know nothing Burger

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so defensive over burger slices

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suprisingly, the jooos love to eat this shit.

Listen to froppy

Off-topic and /b/-tier threads will be deleted (and possibly earn you a ban, if you persist).

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what is it even made of?

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Fuck you it's delicious

>mfw Muslim rapists are ching chong child dongs

If you eat that stuff, you’re a degenerate untermenschen who needs to be gassed, as far as I’m concerned. You might as well eat ez-cheese you Jews. Heil Hitler

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Casien whey, predominately.

If you're going to be a prissy faggot like that then don't eat any dairy at all.

Ez cheese on crackers is pretty good too

Or maybe eat actual dairy products rather than plastic.

The "greatest ally" strikes again

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It literally tells you at the bottom of the packaging.

the only reason americans don't like marmite is because they expect it to taste like chocolate and get a shock when its not

the best way to describe marmite is pure umami

Cheeze isn't any worse than any of the other billion other mixtures of artificial flavoring and chemicals sold as food.

>he doesn't like to spray ez cheese straight into his mouth and sometimes finish the entire can in one sitting
faggot

american chocolate tastes like horse shit though

Other than retards or poor fags, Americans don't eat that shit either. I buy cheddar and slice it myself. Sometimes other cheeses too if I need it for a certain meal I'm preparing.

What the fuck is all that lettuce doing in there? I didn't order a fucking salad.

>slice it myself.
It's like you actually consider your time valueless.

>slicing your own cheese
oi bin that knife lad

America has some great things going for it, but the foodstuff they use in their dishes are sub-3rd world.

I find it baffling that you lads haven't rebelled and torched the HQ of the FDA.

wtf is umami

its not my first choice, but it melts consistently and creates a decent texture on grilled hamburgers

just get some cheddar slices ffs, there's literally no reason to ever use american cheese

Nothing wrong with them. Look it up.

you're right but
>sweden
you have no room to talk. african mud pies are more of a delicacy than the shit you swedes call """food"""

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umami

Why can't americans just admit that this shit is crap and buy actual food?

Well at least they aren't raping our women.

Have fun getting all kinds of cancer. I bet it's hard to find something in the US that doesn't contain genetically modified ingredients..

send us your meatballs and gravlax plz

Only for cheap fast-food. This kind of "cheese" is for cheeseburgers or grilled cheese sandwiches. We have lots of high-quality restaurants with great food.

you use something even less known than marmite to describe marmite

Stop changing the topic sweden being cucked doesn't have anything to do with americans eating literal plastic

TELL ME MORE ABOUT LAW, PLEASE

this
the existence of american cheese is indefensible

>umami
>less known than marmite
Umami is not unknown its just that your education system has failed you

pure flavor? fucking kys

your lack of knowledge isn't the worlds lack of knowledge, idiot.

There's literally fresh market and whole foods everywhere with all your favorite GMO-free soy products.

why not, because it has petroleum?

its not unknown, its a common culinary term

its why msg was in everything to cheat and give the effect of umami

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sw*Des love processed crap too though
pic related

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Or maybe there's know reason to learn about some bullshit called umami

>falling for GMO facebook mommy post maymay
do you think that selective breeding/growing doesn't fall under GMO?
Think again

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To be fair, that sort of tube cheese is delicious. We have Primula here and it's amazing.

I don't think you will find any American claiming to have to have the best cheese.

SOY BOY

What kind of name is "ez cheese"? Americans never cease to amaze me.

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>Americans do nothing but eat when they aren't busy invading a smaller, weaker nation (and still lose)
>no idea what umami is

We get it, you're a pleb, but it's a pretty common term. You might as well be freaking out over people knowing what the word "sweet" means.

>know reason

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>eating sliced Americans
>not thinking we’re loaded with cholesterol
Enjoy your heart attack

Yeah but sweden is cold af so you can't get fresh food all that much, most americans don't have an excuse they are just too lazy to read the ingredients or cook

BRAAAAAAPT

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Nowhere on the package does it say the word "cheese"

please don't resort to typos muhammad

yes, as its law

Marmite is disgusting, what retard eats fucking yeast in a sammich

Man I love shake shack

it smells like pissed on cardboard, just like doritos

you havent made a single cheese in your entire life
there is not a better cheese to complement a burger than processed American slices
gouda cannot melt unless mixed with american hence delicious provel cheese for pizza

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defend this

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He says as he posts on Jow Forums

>meme flag
>meme opinions

Apart from the rabbit food that looks tasty as fuck

>know reason

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wow Sweden you've out-American'd us

Swedish food is great you fucking retard burger

soyboy detected.

Yeah but having food at all is great for you Ivan

Those are American things, we don't talk American things on this board.

So in order to get some vegetables without monsantos fingerprint, you have to go to an expensive hipster supermarket? Great.

Never claimed that it wasn't, but you know damn well what kind of GMO I'm talking about..

Half the threads on this board are Trump-related

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>you havent made a single cheese in your entire life

What's cheddar then ?
Even if it's not especialy good compared to other european one...
it's not on the level of what you call swiss cheese.

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It can't legally be called cheese here, either. It's called "cheese product."