Hinduism General - /hg/

I differ from the mainstream Vedic claim that we are currently in Kali Yuga and that there are currently 427,000 years left of Kali Yuga (a dark prospect to be sure - and one fortunately not true!), I completely agree with Sri Yukteswar that we are actually in Dwapara Yuga right now and that the reason why most Hindus today think we are in Kali Yuga is due to a mistake made during the previous Kali Yuga which was caused by the corruptive influence of Kali Yuga itself. I firmly believe that the yuga cycle is caused by the Sun revolving around another star. The closer the Sun is to this star, the more expansive human consciousness becomes, which ushers humanity into a Satya Yuga/Golden Age. The further the Sun is from this star, the less expansive human consciousness becomes, which ushers humanity into a Kali Yuga/Iron Age. There are two types of yuga cycles - an ascending yuga cycle and a descending yuga cycle. I completely agree with Sri Yukteswar that we are currently in the Dwapara Yuga of an ascending yuga cycle.

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We can make anime 'real', then have sex with our waifus, simply by using manojava siddhi (which is the ability to instantly take your body wherever your mind goes, which is basically teleportation) to teleport ourselves into a universe where anime is 'real'. In the ancient Sanskrit language of India, the word 'siddhi' means 'perfection'. In its most common usage, the word 'siddhi' refers to an ability that is a natural and inherent faculty of our true identities as eternally alive souls. The soul is smaller than an atom and larger than the universe. The soul is infinitely small and infinitely large. The soul is ALL-PERFECT AND EVER-PERFECT. The soul is the storehouse of ALL ENERGY, ALL POWER AND ALL STRENGTH. The soul is PURE CONSCIOUSNESS. The soul possesses ALL siddhis and there are an INFINITE number of siddhis. Among all of these siddhis, there are considered to be eight major siddhis. Siddhis can be awakened through a variety of methods. In Patanjali's Yoga Sutras IV.1, it is stated:

"Siddhis may be attained through birth, the use of herbs, incantations, self-discipline or samadhi."

Here is a list of the eight major siddhis (in no particular order):

Laghima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as light as you want.

Garima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as heavy as you want.

Mahima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as large as you want.

Anima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as small as you want.

Prapti siddhi: Having unrestricted access to any and/or all places.

Prakamya siddhi: Fulfillment of whatever you desire.

Isitva siddhi: Control over any and/or all of the laws of nature.

Vasitva siddhi: Being able to control any and/or all beings.

"A man is a god in ruins. When men are innocent, life shall be longer, and shall pass into the immortal, as gently as we awake from dreams." - Ralph Waldo Emerson (end of part 1)

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(start of part 2) You can awaken your siddhis through samyama, which is a state of consciousness in which one perceives the fundamental level of 'reality' where a perceiving subject (like you, for example) is merged with your perceived object. For example, to achieve laghima siddhi, you have to perform samyama on the lightness of a feather (for example) so that you become as light as that feather (or that you become the lightness of that feather, if you want to look at it that way). (end of part 2)

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(start of part 3) Some people sneer at the siddhis because they do not believe in their existence, others because they think it is noble and spiritual to despise them. Both attitudes proceed from ignorance. Like that kike Jesus Christ said truly "Be in the world, but not of the world." If you realise that this world is naught but Maya and are not attached to it, then you can play with it and have fun with it. Siddhis only keep you tied to Samsara if you are attached to them. The siddhis in and of themselves are neither good nor evil, but represent the next level of both humanity's physical evolution and humanity's mental evolution. Siddhis are only a spiritual hazard if you are attached to them. Yogis know that the siddhis can be a distraction to the true spiritual goal of moksha if they are not used properly and that is why they NEVER use their siddhis for ego-based reasons, but ONLY to help other people without ANY desire to be rewarded and also as calling cards to make people accept that there is indeed a spiritual component to 'reality' that exists beyond the reach of the five senses. Anime won't ever BECOME 'real' because anime is ALREADY 'real' in an infinite number of universes. Anime is not 'real' here, but it IS 'real'. What we call 'reality' is illusory and therefore malleable. NOTHING is impossible in a universe that is ILLUSORY TO BEGIN WITH. EVERYTHING IS ILLUSORY, EXCEPT FOR PURE CONSCIOUSNESS ITSELF (WHICH IS INFINITE AND ETERNAL). I shall use manojava siddhi to teleport into a universe where anime is 'real' and make sweet, sweet love to one of my waifus there. Indians can teach us how to enter these other universes to make sweet, sweet love to our waifus through manojava siddhi. (end of part 3)

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(start of part 4) Once I teleport my waifu into this universe using manojava siddhi, I will use manojava siddhi to teleport my waifu and I into a Simpsons universe, then I will use kamarupam siddhi (which is the ability to assume any form you desire) to 'Simpsonise' my waifu and I by making my waifu and I look like what we'd look like if we were Simpsons characters (such as having yellow skin and four fingers on each of our hands, for example), then I will use manojava siddhi again to teleport my waifu and I into a Star Wars universe, then travel to Naboo, then have a date with my waifu on Naboo. Then I will teleport my waifu back into this universe using manojava siddhi and then I will use anima siddhi (which is the ability to make your body and/or anything else as small as you want) to shrink the Moon until it can fit in the palm of my hand. Then I will turn the Moon into a necklace for my waifu. (end)

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The fact of the matter is
Buddha was not even Indo-Aryan, he was Mongoloid.
Pajeets have no culture

bump to make fun of pajeets

>you can literally imagine having sexual intercourse with 2D women
Truly magical

Jokes aside, Hinduism is pretty neat in many ways

>>you can literally imagine having sexual intercourse with 2D women

It is not imagination. We know that something exists (which is you). If something exists, then everything MUST exist. The mere fact that it is impossible to prove the non-existence of anything (like purple elephants, for example) implies that everything exists (albeit not necessarily in this universe, but instead in an infinite number of other universes). This means that anime exists, albeit in an infinite number of other universes. Manojava siddhi (which is the ability to instantly move your body wherever your mind goes, which is basically teleportation) can enable us to teleport into these universes where anime is 'real'.

>Jokes aside, Hinduism is pretty neat in many ways

I completely agree with you.

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>It is not imagination. We know that something exists (which is you). If something exists, then everything MUST exist.

From my perspective, I exist and everything around me is an amalgamation of what my senses tells my brain to interpret. If I teach my brain to interpret whatever I want without external sensory input, anything I wanted would seem real. It's just next level imagination in practice.

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But if I could teach my brain to interpret anything I wanted as reality, it could mean that I'm imagining my reality right now and have forgotten the real reality. Thus your dreamposting could just be something I imagined.
This sort of argumentation is silly, your arguments are based on your wants, hopes, and dreams. Not on how things work.

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>anything I wanted would seem real.

But what is 'real', though? If you're talking about what you can see, hear, smell, taste and touch, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. What we call 'reality' is illusory and therefore malleable, which means that nothing is impossible (indeed, even the word 'impossible' itself literally says "I'm possible!"). There are two 'realities' going on side by side in this world, the one that the masses think is 'real' (what I call 'Movie Screen Earth') because (((certain people))) tell them it's 'real' and the one that is actually 'real'. The one that is actually 'real' is so unbelievably different to the one that the masses think is 'real' that it would make your head spin. The sky is not blue, nothing is solid because atoms are made of empty space, everything is always moving (including the ground that you walk on) and nothing ever touches anything because an atom can never touch any other atom due to electrical forces repelling them. Your feet never touch the ground. Also, the picture I've just posted is not yellow - it's red and green. If (((they))) can trick you into thinking that red and green is yellow, think of the other ways that (((they))) can trick you. Your brain and your senses deceive you. Nothing is ever as it seems and appearances are always deceptive! We owe it to our innate intelligence to question everything and that includes everything that I tell you!

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Read

I already read it before I made that post and I do not withdraw any of the points I have made in my posts.

I love the colors and aesthetics of their art

fuck off sukhdeep

Stop worshipping elephants

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