Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Close combat Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article175247748/SPD-und-Gruene-sehen-wachsende-Opposition-gegen-Merkel-in-der-Union.html
epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/bundeswehr-geheimdienst-fuerchtet-anschlaege-durch-linksextremisten-auf-soldaten-a2394684.html
spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/afd-bundestag-zahlt-nicht-fuer-syrien-trips-a-1201543.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Self improvement
youtube.com/channel/UCxYSbdi13s-DgzAOgm84zPw (best ketogenic & low carb channel)
youtube.com/channel/UC55arnpcgz2f1BuqmyzrHdA (best channel about working out)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>Tasks
Create memes & Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit & stay well hydrated
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

bazonline.ch/schweiz/standard/afrikas-untergang-und-verderben/story/10477225
iq-research.info/en/average-iq-by-country
welt.de/vermischtes/article175252964/Muenster-Tote-und-Dutzende-Verletzte-bei-Zwischenfall-mit-Fahrzeug.html
youtube.com/watch?v=_5RkjLAwCWQ
sueddeutsche.de/panorama/grosseinsatz-in-muenster-auto-in-menschenmenge-gefahren-mehrere-tote-1.3935510
youtube.com/watch?v=PIG01T1ZWk0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

This brand of Kraut/pol/ is better than its competing brand.

Well the other thread got fresh OC. It's a hard decision

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Rather stale content than shit content, Friendo.

I mean, look at me, i am stale content-central.

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The last time Kraut/polt/ saw quality content was in September

This thread is better.

Indeed, stale content is better than shit content.

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At least he tried

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Hesse, if you read this, this is for you.

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Another truth bomb by the Basler Zeitung, which the SJW and Gutmenschen can't handle.

> Afrikas Untergang und Verderben
> Wir nehmen Menschen als Flüchtlinge auf, obwohl wir ahnen,
> dass sie es nicht sind. Warum? Aus schlechtem Gewissen.

bazonline.ch/schweiz/standard/afrikas-untergang-und-verderben/story/10477225

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And last but not least...

> Richard and Tatu argues that differences in national income are correlated with
> differences in the average national intelligence quotient (IQ). They further argue
> that differences in average national IQs constitute one important factor, but not
> the only one, contributing to differences in national wealth and rates of economic
> growth.

These results are controversial and have caused much debate, they must be
> interpreted with extreme caution.

iq-research.info/en/average-iq-by-country

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From yesterday
The Jow Forums thread. That guy would be in horrible pain and not posting updates. That on his arm is looks too concentrated to a certain area to come from gas, I'd say sunburn over the course of a few days and/or makeup.
Also people where checking the news the days after and found nothing.

Cheers mate.

PASSIERUNG IN MÜNSTER
MINDESTENS 3 TOTE

Das ist nur ein
>Zwischenfall

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haha thx you kept the thread I opened alive for a bit ;)

now they come to my hometown

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Race. War! Race. War!

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Thats what you get for sieging my city and failing, Bishop.

Anschlag In Münster? Bin im Gym kann weiß jemand mehr?

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>Zwischenfall
I mean the Author is kinda right. It was a 'Incident'. But every good (and fair) journalist would use a more click-bait and better fitting term.

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Bisher nix bekannt. Haben ein Bild aber noch keine Übertragungen oder sonstwas.

welt.de/vermischtes/article175252964/Muenster-Tote-und-Dutzende-Verletzte-bei-Zwischenfall-mit-Fahrzeug.html

Der Angreifer soll sich selbst getötet haben

True, it was an incident, not an accident.

And incident was intent, and accident does not.

>Täter richtet sich selbst
klingt seeeeehr nach Kleinwagen des Friedens.

> Sex, Drugs & Refugees: Wie der Traum von Europa über Nacht platzt
youtube.com/watch?v=_5RkjLAwCWQ

> Ihre Dienstleistungen kosten zwischen 10 und 20 Euro.
> Ihr Arbeitsplatz ist die Hauptstadt Griechenlands. Die Kunden:
> Männer um die 40 Jahre.

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Sunny bump!

Yo, saved. So two strokes for the lower p.

Dayum!

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Münster is LKW, i'd say it was strong possibility of a Merkel friend being responsible

Sütti hat gestern ein Meisterwerk produziert und ich war stockbesoffen. Werde es jetzt stolz mal in diesen Faden stellen. Ich hab Kopfweh.

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look at this Mercedes Sprinter/Vito or their VW counterpart

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bump and heil

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Read the OP ;)
>Get fit & stay well hydrated
Drink more H2O

Abscheu gegenüber dem üblichen Michel?
Les ich das richtig?

Hehe.

>What_Are_You_Gay_Idubbbz.webm

Though, desu, the only thing I changed was the title.
Left out "AfD", so the focus lies on Germany, and not some party that has a focus on our country for now.

>Tfw it was at least reposted once.

>>At least he tried
SadPepe.png

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>Täter soll sich erschossen haben
was für ne pussy

>Zwischenfall
Anybody needs a shotgun to feel safe?
And old FN for only 700€

Korrekt (hatte gestern meine Probleme, den 'Michel' zu entziffern).

Spinnst?! I trink ka Wossa...

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habbening - finally!

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mein Sütterlinlesen verbessert sich
Danke Sütterlinanon

I prefer semi-auto rifles

How can you be happy that three of your countrymen (or wamen) died?

I mean, probably faggot urbanites, but still.

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I don't sell semi or handguns atm. The market for weapons where you don't need any documents has a way higher growth potential

>ich war stockbesoffen
Wew, du trinkst?
Ich persönlich trinke eigentlich nur wenn's was besonderes ist, und nie bis zum Suff, desu.

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JUST A EINZELFALL!
Ist mir recht. Söder kann gerne der Bullerei noch mehr Rechte zu schieben.

I know someone who sells pretty much everything if you have the money.

kraut-attack.
sueddeutsche.de/panorama/grosseinsatz-in-muenster-auto-in-menschenmenge-gefahren-mehrere-tote-1.3935510

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I mean of course no Waffen Besitzkarte. You will of course be registered in the database by my arms dealer. Everything legal

LE AKRAUTMENT AM I RIGHT FELLOW KRAUTOPEDES XDDD

The News about a Van Crash are Real?

Accident or Terrorist attack?

I want to get me something way funnier: Davide Pedersoli "Sharps Carbine Civilian Model". Free if over 18 years old. You only need "Zündplättchen" and some powder. Cal .45

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Yes, for way over market price I guess. No thanks.

>probably faggot urbanites
>west germany voted like that
no pity here at all

Who cares. Part and Parcel.

anyone want to place their bets on the terrorist's religion? I think it was a Jainist this time.

>Who cares. Part and Parcel.

Who died

What a nice boy

I suppose the problem lies with this here...

S N and M in order. i could see how that confuses.

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Was denkst woher mein Name kommt ... ja ich sauf gern, meistens nicht exzessiv und nix anderes als Bier. Aber doch halt regelmäßig. Abends, vor allem wegen der Schlafstörungen. Freundin hat mir schon Hopfentee besorgt und der funktioniert fast genauso gut ... aber schmeckt halt scheiße und Bier ausm Kühlschrank ist einfacher ... Gewohnheiten halt.

>879€
Four years ago you could get a used one of those for 150€ and less. Buy everything you can get your hands on, it will just appreciate

> First They Ignore You,
> Then They Laugh at You,
> Then They Attack You.

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Nö das waren militante Baptisten

Well anonymity got its price. Also getting weapons legally here is way to difficult

>Then they hit you with cars

I'm over here.

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Yes, they are very similar at first glance, need to get used to that. At least you do it very clean cut, can imagine it to be undecipherable if written with a 'Sauklaue'

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No need for anonymity when buying weapons, unless you planned on assassinating or robbing someone, and even then. The gun grabber narrative is nice for business, but laughable. The executive hasn't enough man power to organise such an endeavour, and if they tried, the amount of boating accidents will increase

was too lazy to find a post by you to (You) you

Keine Fotos? Liveleak, mach mal hinne.

"Bitte keine Spekulationen"
lmao

>terror attack
>das erste
>womans soccer kek

probably, the religion of piece. in other words: islam

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I bet if Germans had guns there would be no terrorist attacks :(

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Mind you i am doing this slowly with my non-dominant Hand on PC with a mouse.

And even with my dominant hand i sometimes have to make double-takes to make sure i don't throw off the entire text, because making an error in the text just makes the entirety appear shit, it nags on me.

Sütterlin is drawn, not written. i see it as holy as the japanese see their Kanji.

Well Germany isn't Autria. Most effective weapons are forbidden here so there is so legal way to acquire them

Real Krauts love guns.

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That's worse than the attack desu.

>JUST A EINZELFALL!
You mean:
>Zwischenfall
Man, I think there is some meme-potential here.

>Kanji

Oh that is a great analogy!

Seems you got something I am sorely lacking in many regards ... perfectionism. ;)

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Oh, crap, is that true?
Man, then I have to consider it.
My parents are really anti-gun, though.
But is it a breach-loader?
I really don't know guns.

> Anschlag in Münster 7.04.2018
youtube.com/watch?v=PIG01T1ZWk0

Even Jews want you to have self-defense.
Liberals want to ban your culture.
Really makes you think.

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Aye!

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Regardless of political view, I can probably assume you believe in a certain degree of unity of the race, or at least identity...?
How does that compute?
I mean, they are still humans, even if it were an antifaggot.
Though, yes, little empathy, but respect, respect for a life that was ended.

noice, traf die richtigen

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Are you referring to the image?
Afaik that one just has small breasts.
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A crossbow is more efficient than such a meme gun

>Perfectionism.
Hell, for the few things i am good at, i might as well not half-ass them.

And what weapons would that be?

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How does this tie in with my post?
Sorry, I'm in autism mode right now.
Do you think I am some sort of femshit?
Man, even on a fucking irc my spaghettis spills.
Though, at least I spill it confidently.

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Dunno mate, that are some pretty wide shoulders.
Cute in any case if dick or not.

Are you sure about that?

the civil wars are coming... i'm not kidding...

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That is a good thing. With me it is usually half-assed or brute force approach. Head-through-the-wall style, it works out but you'll get bloodied often.

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why are germans not just furries but also turboweebs and - even worse - have terrible taste?

>Kanji
You mean
>Hiragana
>Katakana
Kanji is specifically for foreign words, so it probably has an attachment of "filthy gaijin" or some shit.

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It's legal because it's a "Muskete" and was built before 1895 (hat was mit nem Patent zu tun). Its fun but if you want to defend yourself rather take what the other user wrote, a crossbow.

BTW Spiegel says it's a right winger in Münster...