/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MASTERMIND BEHIND THE FIRE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #50 4/7/18
youtu.be/l5LwnDv9SuQ
>Pres Trump on Bernie&Sid Show (radio) 4/6/18
ogpodcastnetwork.com/episode/president-trump-on-the-bernie-and-sid-show/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis on border security 4/6/18
youtu.be/Edrn1-7plP4
>IntDep Video: Washington DC Cherry Blossoms 4/6/18
youtu.be/3ONqiPdLACg
>Are Nige vs Vicente Zorro on Nationalism vs Globalism 4/6/18
c-span.org/video/?443507-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxBiz on Cheatin Chinks 4/6/18
youtu.be/_Yh825tIy8E
>NECDir Kudlow on Tariffs and Jobs 4/6/18
c-span.org/video/?443613-1/
>FEDChair Powell @Econ Club of Chiraq 4/6/18
youtu.be/0dYwvv6Fa5Y
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/6/18
youtu.be/0KcR-Z5vQZk
>This Week @State 4/6/18
youtu.be/czx6fJ1jsFg
>WH Video: Pres Trump Roundtable On Tax Reform 4/6/18
youtu.be/TIgqlrfAamY
>Yoko Stands with Laura Ingraham 4/6/18
youtu.be/3gCIZfbCpxk
>UN Amb Haley @Duke University 4/5/18
youtu.be/vB7XKCmXbf8
>New AmbOAS Trujillo Presents Creds to OAS Sec Almagro 4/5/18
youtu.be/t3apTNFEusM
>Pres Trump Discussion on Tax Reform in WVa 4/5/18
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>Pres Trump comments on Stormy Daneils/Pruitt 4/5/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in DC 4/5/18
youtu.be/mfXPtT6MnzA
>Pres Trump arrives in Lewisburg WVa 4/5/18
youtu.be/L-3ebV5iq7Q
>Pres Trump greets fans/departs WH 4/5/18
youtu.be/cVUEXO-Xfig

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MAGA

>Watching Schindler's List in the kinoplex
>its the scene where the one armed man gets shot in the streets
>yell "THAT GOTTA HURT!"
>crow erupts in a cacophony of laughter
>I get out of my seat and bow for my audience
>people begin whistling and clapping for me
>I go to the walking paths and begin goose stepping and heiling
>more and more begin to clap for me others join in on the heiling
>an awkward hasidic jew in the front row slumps down
>I point to him and say "YOUR NEXT BERG!"
>manager comes to see what the commotion is and throws the jew out of the kinoplex

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Tell me what happens when the goyim know??? Asking for a friend

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i don't understand this. there's not enough labels

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>Sorry, Don, that fire got a little out of hand. I hope you understand.

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MAGA!

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well he did say the jews did this

MAGA

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I got a photoshop action that can turn any picture into a patch, here's an awoo

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You mean?

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What would be the a reasonably big blow to cultural Marxism that can be done with this political climate?

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MAGA!

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GOLDEN
AGE
IS
HERE

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>yes goy. stop having white babies and reproduce with that brown woman now

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he got a smooth voice. no homo

awesome!

Delet yourself

who dat?

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neat

>watching Sarah Sanders at the press briefing with the boys on /ptg/
>intense fighting scene between Sarah and Jim Acosta
>slouch down my gaming chair and type, "YO, THIS FAKE NEWS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>black guy sucks his teeth and posts, "sheit dat girl thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the girls (male)

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anyone have that one image showing anons arguing about the one comic about the glasses from calvin and hobbes? seems applicable here

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THANKS FOR BAKING!

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> "sheit dat girl thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"
could be improved, otherwise perfect.

/our/ 3D anime waifu Evgenia Medvedeva

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With privatized space exploration comes privatized space security.
>tfw space mercs are possible in this lifetime

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>"It's happening"

Trump just tweeted about it.

A mutt, there are better slav girls to worship.

BILLOWING BLACK SMOKE
DEBRIS EVERYWHERE
150 FIREFIGHTERS RUSH TO THE SCENE
PANDEMONIUM IN THE STREETS
oh...er its already out?
well shit.

-Daily mail

Seems like Syria needs a mega dose of freedom! John Bolton is on the job starting just in time Monday morning.

You ready Gassards?

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this nigga the ice, the ice. na idk what do kids say these days. kek

Race mixing is the future

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>when a liberal tries to burn down your building but it's too well built and there wasn't much damage

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see

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wheres the original?

>having a disgusting fat ass is no longer seen a bad thing
Thanks Jews!

He can't keep getting away with it

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This timing is certainly (((convenient))). Are you ready to die for Israel to get rid of that evil babykiller Assad, magapedes?

wat is this

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This would be the best awoo to have
It's just so tiring sometimes

WE HAVE THE BEST FIRST RESPONDERS

lol

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put it on a hat too

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thanks to the firemen (and women), it was put out quickly though

Really?: reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-syria/death-toll-from-aleppo-bus-convoy-bomb-attack-at-least-126-observatory-idUSKBN17H04Y

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Romanian news falling for a meme. RT did an article on how the meme just won't go away.

who did the german truck attack?

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With privatized space security comes privatized space robbers
with privatized space robbers comes privatized space bounty hunters
>you can see where this is going

SEE YOU COWBOY

Schamm Heidstein

>eBay charges me $25 just to sell a stupid phone
>then PayPal takes another $30 for "fees"
What is this kike bullshit they didn't do anything and yet they get most of my money

Good stuff user

Agreed user
Put it in the bottom right corner though, make it barely noticeable.

Trump is making anime real after all...

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Shmuel Heidenberg

send in EU's army for peacekeeping
oh wait nvm

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Jesus,
when will they catch this madman

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Because Judaism is everywhere these days.

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Make it bigger, or put it on the back right above the opening to tighten the hat

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Has there ever been an election where White Men voted for the worse of the two candidates? I legitimately cannot think of one.

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kek
Anyone have the other ones?

This was my first thought the moment I heard the words “Space Force”

Elon Musk and the guys that started Youtube didn't make all their money off of nothing, user.

The US military is all volunteer so no i will not be participating.
Largest chemical attack then by pro government forces?

>DitF ep13 comes out
>02 haters week of shitposting is over
>just like i predicted they were blown the fuck out
>now /a/ just is in pure "WELL IT WAS A SHITTY ANIME ANYWAY" mode
>02 cleared of all charges and best girl is still best girl always and forever

Feels good.
Feels real fucking good.

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>soon

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Largest attack that Mossad false-flagged as pro-Assad.

I got three. 1912, 1916, and 1964.

which ones?

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100000% the best music of any show or movie ever
I don't care that people think this show is overrated, it was and still is a cinematic masterpiece and I could watch it 100 times and still love it.

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Needs more red.

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SHE WILL ALWAYS BE BEST GIRL

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>everyone's buttmad over this anime
Give me one reason not to pick it up right now

>which the cross is our main symbol
>never,never ever, the sickle and the mammer or the red star of the worker's party
beautiful whitepill

>(crowd cheering in hue)
kek

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stop giving that autistic leaf more merch ideas

This is Zimmerman level "cleared of all charges" tier.

Like this?

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Wrong thread, faggot

Now that's not true now.

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Indisputable top 5 for sure.

That bastard better send a free one if he uses this idea

Rebels caught many using chemical weapons, bomb making facilities have also claimed lives as they fucked up in their schemes. Stealing chemical weapon supplies & weapons & also being supplied by (((interested))) parties

>empire of brazil flag
Top whitepill

>yfw Hoover got 44 states in his election
>yfw but he was an idiot on how to handle the Fed ruining everything

Get this app you can sell your shit with no charges

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>tfw one of the few White men in Los Angeles to vote Trump

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WTF I love Brazilians now!

>Give me one reason not to pick it up right now
Because you were an absolute retard and missed watching over half of the show with the rest of us and you will never experience the magic and specular to the fullest extent like we all did.

Here's some advice. When a show is fucking HUGE and you can't escape seeing it/reading about it. FUCKING. WATCH. IT.

None of this will be measured. By tomorrow the deadline will be out of the window and Drumpf will decide he has to get rid of that bad Assad anyway.

Mentioned, not measured.

I sold an old video game that I had trouble getting rid of pretty fast on that app. Good shit

1860, 1936, 1940, 1944