Drafts you

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is 29 too old?

>tfw i live minutes away from the leafland border

I hope I get a Jr. Guardian of Zion pin when they air drop me into Damascus

>is 29 too old

Nope. 35 is the limit on federal armed service induction.

Thanks for your service!

NOOOoooo, god help me, I’m only 18.

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>mfw I already did time

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Whatever, my life sucks anyway.

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Be sure to hydrate. It is warm there in the summer time.

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President Donald Trump has undone most if not all of the disastrous Obama-era policies and has done all in his power to put our country back on the right track, even with an obstructive Congress and a media united against him. Being the most pro-American and unabashedly conservative president we've had in forever, he's done enough great to where I can say I don't really give a fuck if he blows up some sandnigger who gases his own people.

Thank God he's in the white house McMaster was a Soros spy.

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Yer haw let’s git err DUN lads

Yes it is too old the DRAFT is capped at 25 I think, the maximum age applies to volunteers is different. At the height of the Iraq war the max volunteer age was 42

can't wait to die for Israel eh Amerifriends?

WW3

let's go

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Foreign legion.

They usually go to every conflict and have troop integrated hookers.

amen

Good luck friend.

AMEN

AMEN anons

hail Satan

what happens if i do neither

>bombs rebels

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fuck both yall for fighting like gotdayem children

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Amen

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>the devil accepting children who ignore him
I guess we can conclude Lucifer isn't a nigger.

See u in eastern europe boys

Laws change with the times. If shit gets dire, expect the draft to range from ages 6 to 60.

For the first round yes. But it goes to like 45.

Nah, Bolton isn't a boots guy.

Just a kill 'em all and leave them where they stay.

The best type of warhawk.

amen

>The best type of warhawk.

Reagan FTW!

can you draft radioactive ash?

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>dying in nuclear warfare

Let me guess memeflag, you're in the middle of a massive and important city.

You deserve it.

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AMEN

Already served, inactive time is up as well. If all else fails I'll just go to prison. There will be no back to the front for me. Fuck all ZOG wars I'm fucking done.

amen

Just wait till they start using penal battalions because its getting that bad.

Fuck off back to Facebook, roofucker.

Amen

Do you really think modern wars are fought by barely trained riflemen?

Even if they decided to obliterate the entire ME, all the existing troops, guardsmen and reserves would be ore than sufficient.


Bolton was never a fan of OCCUPATIONS, btw. He's the fuck them up and leave guy.

Same. Draft the Millenials. HAHA. Can picture them crying for their iPhone and Starbucks while an Allahu Ackbar saws their head off.

Boomers did well in 'nam. Millenials with these shitty life prospects should be lining up to get drafted.

oh that sucks i went to detox once have fun dying for israel