What is Jow Forums's opinion on ASMR?
Is it degenerate ultracuckoldry for soylords (giving Patreon donations to girls because they made a video where they didn't treat me like a freak)? Or is it okay to indulge in if you have decided to forsake the pleasures of female company and flesh for the purposes of semen retention?
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An ASMR girl I watch. She is qt Asian, Chinese to be exact, living in Germany and often does German speaking videos.
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>living in Germany and often does German speaking videos.
I thought about trolling and asking her to do a refugee welcoming video. Where she processes us, gives us a medical check and welcomes us to Germany, kek.
I sexually like the idea of a woman whispering to me during foreplay. Does that count as some kind of ASMR fetish?
I wish queen nasim had done asmr
I suppose, you could certainly get your fill of that fetish in ASMR videos. God I would kill to have women act like this with me in real life. Most just want to be fucked and choked and treated like a slut.
Why can't I find a passionate, feminine Asian qt like this to have sensual sex with.
These girls just know how to carry themselves like women, they have female charm nailed down.
Its an extremely degenerate millennial thing, best to avoid it. Like some bizarre subtle porn/brainwashing, so kids and normies can more easily be exposed and conditioned to it
How many of these fucking threads do we have to have?
It's not degenerate, it's a psyop to make you soy. Only unintentional asmr is ok.
To what purpose? How does it make one soy?
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>how is it soy
>listening to a thot whisper
Yes, the Chinese qt doesn't make stuff like that though. She makes like medical roleplays and haircuts and stuff, and also some interesting videos where she speaks relaxing Chinese words and talks a little about China.
Plus, she is an extreme qt, I like to just look at her face. It's like looking at a nice painting.
How is it soy!? You are sitting there listening to some turbo whore make bizarre noises at you through a computer, and you are deriving pleasure from it! Its basically porn, but even less sensical. If you like that so much you should go get a real girl to do that, in fact i think the only people who get attracted to ASMR are disocialized dungeon freaks. No chad thinks to himself "Oh boy i cant wait to go listen to some ASMR" Its straight weird. The fact you don't think its weird is worrying in of itself
ASMR creeps me the fuck out. When I hear those horrible sounds, I just want to jump out of my skin. I start to squirm and twitch as my body is triggering an escape response. if I'm wearing headphones i want to throw them across the room. The emotion that I feel could basically be described as extreme cringe. Something so unpleasant and unenjoyable I wish for it to end immediately. If what I experience while watching ASMR were one of the circles of hell, I would not be surprised. If you told me that ASMR was going to last for all eternity then I would say
>no Satan! please put me into the Lake of Fire. anything but ASMR
But what if I listen to a manly man speak to me about Lovecraft?
it's pathetic cuck shit, belongs in r9k with the rest of the retards
Most of the women-created ASMR suck. They think whispering into the microphone is ASMR? Fuck that shit.
does this shit really belong on Jow Forums give me a fucking break
>in fact i think the only people who get attracted to ASMR are disocialized dungeon freaks.
I used to listen to it in secret while I actually had a qt Asian gf IRL. She wasn't quite as qt as the one in those videos, but she was qt and she did whatever I wanted in bed.
She just didn't have whatever this girl has though.
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I don't give the thots patreon shekels, but yes I enjoy ASMR. I'm subscribed to at least 30 different female ASMRtists.
check out ting ting asmr
she my azn asmr bae
If ASMR is porn then hypnosis is porn. They are the same thing
I’m a closeted fan of ASMR. No one else knows I do it, not even my wife. It helps me fall asleep at night. I just tell the wife I’m listening to music.
Fuck giving money to the artists over Patreon though. I never understood that, or video game streamers getting money for playing.
Listen bro, the fact that you are so attached to some internet chink attention whore that you spend time listening to her make noises at you through a computer screen is NOT healthy. She's literally out there sucking cock while you derive fake hedonistic pleasure from her DOING MEDICAL ROLEPLAYS!! You have no idea how cuckish you sound. Stop this shit, ASAP
Of course, giving them shekels is pure cuckoldry. But how is just enjoying the pleasure of a charming and beautiful young women, enjoying that kind of intimacy and care without any kind of effort on your part.
If anything it's their boyfriends that are the soycucks, as almost all of them have boyfriends.
Elise ASMR is my hapa ASMR waifu
Well maybe I'll just start seducing her online and fuck her IRL before posting pics to /b/ to prove I did, you fucking faggot! Fuck you, I enjoy her charm and hear beauty, her videos give me a sense of intimacy and relaxation in the same way you get from an eye exam or dentist appointment IRL.
It's nice, it's therapeutic, kind of like a mental/emotional massage.
I’m shocked no one has used asmr for political propaganda yet. It might actually work. Only if it’s a qt grill doing it though. Nobody wants a fucking man whispering in their ear.
ASMR is a stepping-stone to cuckholdery/porn. Just meet a girl and talk to her on the phone user. Go meet a real asian qt
>If anything it's their boyfriends that are the soycucks, as almost all of them have boyfriends.
Yeah if I had a gf I don't know if I'd be comfortable with her doing ASMR, seems like attention whoring behavior, but as someone who watches the videos it's great, she gets the attention and I get the relaxation so it's a win-win.
Remember that time when ASMR darling's channel got hacked by her jealous beta orbiter ex bf?