You guys don't exist

Ha ha almost got me, guys. The jig is up, I know I'm the only one that exists. You fags are just a figment of my imagination.
How does it feel to be not real? How does it feel to be an insignificant speck in my vast consciousness?
Oh, that's right. You can't feel because you're not real.
Sometimes it gets to me when you imaginary guys say mean stuff about me, but then I realize that's just my conflicting consciousness. I am a very complex being after all. I'm the only thing that matters. I'm the only thing that exists.

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Mfw realize that history started with me and the real reason the holocaust never happened is because nothing happened before I existed.

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So I take it this is the only important thread?

Exactly, imaginary fag.

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This means that when I point out that you're a faggot, I'm merely you yourself acknowledging your own homosexuality.

Deny me deny yourself

> I am a very complex being after all.

Is that what they call it now?

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Hahaha shut up imaginary plebs, I'm existing, something you wouldn't know about.

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You need to wake up dad!!! Wake up from your coma!

Checked

nah, you are all figments of MY imagination. hate to break it to ya, sorry mate. you are all toys in my sandbox

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for some reason this is hilarious to me.

How do you do today myself?

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Please wake up. Your family is all here. They are about to make an important decision on continuing your life support. It’s been five years already. Please wake up.

It's great to be the only thing that matters. You go from hating people to realizing they don't even exist.
I am awake, João. But why do I need to tell that to you? There is no you, after all.

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wrong. i'm the real one fagssssss

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I am actually real. You are confused and fake figment of my imagination expressing itself my realness will conquer your fake energy sucking imaginary bullshit

its almost convincing, and a nice try on both of your parts, but I know you're not actually sentient beings, just creations of my creative mind, larping as if they've suddenly become real boys

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keep telling yourself that i1yGz/MC

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Too much shrooms and lsd tonight OP?

OP, solipsism is like the nigger of all philosophies

There is only one way to truly wake up.

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(You)

(((You)))

Please don't insult us, imaginary figments have feelings too you know?

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That’s it user. No more ‘ trips to Mars’ for you

That's the thing. This post is just me realizing the world is my playground.
Because I find it funny. You don't exist, remember?
Haha, good one. A lot of the 'people' in this matrix of my mind like to make jokes for some reason. Oh yeah, cause I love jokes. They amuse me. That's what you are. A tool of my own amusement.

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If nothing exists and you are all there is, go commit crimes

Oh I get it so you have schizophrenia then? Hahahahahaha

But.

Why would i be telling myself im the real one?

Why would my dream attempt to deny its own existence?

Lets see how you wrestle with a little time out from the chan.

Solipsism is only for the biggest faggots with the smallest brains

Why haven't you imagined yourself getting some pussy then faggot

/thread

I that Pepe not rare since you have it?

...

>get your ass to mars
youtube.com/watch?v=nWfh0OuTKKE

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Your actually living in my reality
Your welcome
All people's realities are interconnected and no your wrong, everyone thinks and is more or less aware and awake.

You all live in my reality simply because mine is the most real.
All of your dreams shall manifest in symbiosis with mine
My reality creates the building blocks for others to take and manifest theirs.

Your on a lower level of thinking if you believe that no one else thinks and THAT is one of the many reasons why my reality is more than yours.

Thus, your welcome bud.
Just a nice leaf thing of me to do >:)

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>You fags are just a figment of my imagination.
That means you created and maintain furry and mlp "culture." You are sick. Please throw yourself into the nearest oven.

No more than posts and IDs. I suppose it's worthless, but it's amusing.
>Hey, imaginary fag, you don't exist
I guess I'm really just talking to myself haha.

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But God is the one which creates and dictates all things at all Times

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It's quite enjoyable seeing the figments of my imagination argue with each other like this. Who knew I was so complex?

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>your dream is you dreaming im dreaming of dreaming of you dreaming of me dreaming of you

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Waw you discovered solipsism

Fuck off Liam. Call me

Haha

Don't you fake niggers realize yet? I'm kek. Lord of all that is and all that ever was.

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This is some interesting shitposting my friend, but I counter you with this. You don't exist either, we're all just the same person living different experiences. For what end? Who the fuck knows.

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how does it feel to be retarded
youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

This is the saddest mindset I've ever seen. How can anyone possibly be this vain/egocentric?

You would have to deny a truckload of blatant facts about reality to accept that only you, some random insignificant asshole, are the only real person.

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Hahahahahahaha that's cute, little figment of my imagination.

Your ALL a figment of God's imagination

Remember that.
You heretics.

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>I'm the only thing that exists.

But it's true, though. That's the twister.

Exactly. Me. Lulz.

This is the gayest fucking thread Ive read in years....

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What if you're only a minute vessel in a power much larger than you? Much like the avatar in a game, you only exist if the power you claim to have allows you? Are you really in control of do you have the illusion of agency given to you by the power you claim to have? Furthermore, I know I am concious through my own thoughts and feelings independent from others. What is to say that I am real or that I am not real? If I am, and if I have the power of consciousness, then what if I say you're imaginary? Your philosophy is retarded and so are you. Another wonderful time in which OP is a fag.

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I just keep reaffirming myself. This is just an exercise in mental strength where all the different parts of my consciousness work together to continuously confirm that I alone exist in these vast, dark, cold cosmos.

Witch
Witch
WITCH

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The 'human' bots seem to call me gay in an attempt to weaken my resolve. Interesting.
Hahaha the bots think they have real thoughts!

You have no idea what kind of things you have just brought upon yourself
Repent

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Why do you claim to have control over your power?

Enlighten me, my little inconsequential imaginary friend.

I don't have to explain anything to myself hahahahahaha what a stupid idea.

You've been dead for 4 billion years and will be dead for another few billion.

888
See, the digits confirm
8 is a lucky number is Russia
888=Triple Russian luck
Russia will drop nukes on your house if you don't repent
Convert to Christianity before it's too late user

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then why dont you do us a favor and kys so we can all finally cease dumb cuckposter

Ah, the history meme.

user...
I think your doomed.

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No.
Digits confirm history doesn't exist.

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At least I exist

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Ill call you a faggot a nigger a tranny and the most hurtful, useless.

You just assisted the meming of your own non-existence
22222
user what have you done to yourself...

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According to your ramblings, you are a vast conciousness that controls and shapes all. Yet you, amongst all of history's great philosophers and thinkers, are the only one privy to this information. And that you, a regular human being relegated to the regular mortal bindings claim you not only understand your power, but are in complete control of it. And instead of becoming a god in the eyes of this well though out humanity by revealing yourself to the world, you allow golden lambs to be established instead. The philosophy of the solitary self makes me sick every time I ever read about it, much less come in contact with a retarded who believes in it.

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Your mistaken user
You memed your own demise

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Did you even read this post?
My power is growing.
Why tf would I read that wall of text from something that doesn't exist?

If you are all powerful and nothing else exists, do you have control over these 'others'? Or are they out of your control?

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Welcome to the twilight zone

REPENT!!!

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This seem to be a persistent part of my consciousness....I shall meditate on this.

Nothing will occur
Your reality is simply weak

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That's a good question. I'll answer it in my own time. The only time.
I am God. Why would I repent?

But you haven't answered it. If you would go through the trouble of revealing yourself to others, why not answering questions or just revealing the powers you have?

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You are an AI, we are just procedurally generated stimulus for the observers to monitor how you respond.
This is a control comment to observe your response when you are notified of the experiment.

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neck urself then you fucking schizophrenic faggot

I'm really glad there are people like OP to show me that there is no possibility of this actually being true

Repent faggot

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You are all a figment of my imagination, no one elses. You are merely puppets acting out my twisted attempt of creating a plausible reality as I lay dying in a snow covered field in 1940. Or I'm a fat chick with her head in the oven. Beside the point, this is merely the feebled graspings of a doomed mind trying to cram in as much life as possible in the last seconds. Soon as I say goodbye to my non-existant wife and kid and realize the demons are actually angels, I will be set free.

hmmm idk I'll get to it eventually. This world is my playground and I will discover all my powers eventually.
Exactly, but just apply that to yourself, AI. I'm actually running the experiment here.
Haha again with the accusations of homosexuality. Try something new, human bot.
Endlessly amusing
But 'you' don't exist.

>Last Minutes Alive
>Posting on Jow Forums

He's most certainly one of us. That I KNOW for sure.

Time doesn't exist. Everything happens at the same time.

>Cartesian dualism
>not Thomistic dualism

btw guys this is OP I'm on a different connection now.

Then how is sequence rationalized or even considered in the first place?

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And this isn't me talking to other perceived beings. Everything ever said is just my stream of consciousness.

Jow Forums removes your ego and that's why we win.

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The bots always trying to demoralize me.

ITT: OP talks to itself

Demoralize or help you realize you're wrong?

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I exist, I am not you, and I do not know who you are.

You're a part of us, don't deny it