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omfg, cant have a fucking knife in the UK that is so cuck
youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

The English can have knives at home, but they can't carry them in public.

I carry a knife on me for self-defense. There are actually gay ass anti-knife laws in the US, too. Usually the blade has to be below a certain length and shit. Some states in the south ban knives to this day, I believe, because men used to get in duels a long time ago and stab each other with Bowie knives.

We should abolish all anti-knife laws in America, none of them are constitutional IMO.

>no reason to carry a knife
Peak Urbanization

Well at least they still have their trucks

Ita a fallacy in the sense it cant be aplied alone, but with evidence of their future intent I dont see it as a fallacy.

>there is never a reason to carry a knife
... what about all the mudshits and niggers stabbing people all over london? seems like a good reason to carry a gun, actually.

Source or it’s fake

listen here britfag

FUCK YOU

He means everyone who isn't a shitskin.

>he uses mayoroflondon as handle because nobody can spell his name

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There literally doesn't exist a '''''weapon'''''' we can carry.
Batons? No.
Knuckleduster? No.
Pepperspray? No
Knives? No
Guns? No

Oy you cheeky wanker. Get a loyf, Bin that knoyf.

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how many wars have you won?

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BIN

is hard to kill a live animal with knige you are more like to cut yourself in the process. you are better off punching it as hard as possible or playing dead

The ridiculous part about this is, how could it even be enforced? A semi-auto pistol could be made but it wouldn't be easy from scratch. A knife on the other hand is a simple piece of metal that's sharpened- a metal stick. How do you enforce a law around a stick?

*unless they're muslim.

>britbongs literally live in a prison
lol

all of them.

The UK doesn't enforce its laws when shitskins do it and since they're the ones committing all the crimes the cops aren't actually doing jack shit

This is bongistan we're talking about here where a loose bike wheel is considered a dangerous weapon

A knife is good for fending off a dog that is attacking. If it starts biting a person's leg the person can do a downward thrust with the knife.

Dunno if breeds like pit bulls and rottweilers are allowed in jolly old England, but here in America they are, and sometimes they do attack people in public.

You’re next

More and more I see the wisdom in burkas

Never a reason to carry a knife? hmmm...

Didn't think about that. Makes sense though.

constant surveillance? check
strict gun laws? check
migrants getting away with raping and killing young girls? check
threatening you own citizens on social media for thought-crime? check
threatening your own citizens on social media for carrying self-defense? check
UK is PEAK Clown World.
This is what American Leftists want.

>calling all chives, give in ur knives!
>dont take a life, bin that knife!
>if it could cut a steak, make that knife break!
>drop your knife, save a life
>high fives if you drop your knives

That's what the acid is for

Among leftists, the slippery slope is not a fallacy, it's a rule.

seems like a good reason to gas them actually

PART

Well, charging the refugees would be racist, so you know the answer.

AND

Why do people insist that you need a good reason to be doing something?

when was the last time you killed a dog in public, mr crocodile dundee
no reason for a civilian to carry a knife

>This bellend is still the mayor of london
Embarrassing.

PARCEL

Hey Brit fags go out on the streets in broad day light and hold up a pocket knife to a landmark or street sign something clearly British and take a picture of it then directly tweet the mayor "Fuck you" with the picture attached.

KEK UK
youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

Why would you need therapy for that?

Think he'll get another term? What is his approval rating anyway?

What about Rope?

Texas is ahead of the game, swords are legal there now

Knives are just part and parcel of living in a bla bla bla.
You let terrorists get back into the country. Fuck off you dirty traitor cunt.

Those girls look like a laugh. Tarts are really easy to get along with. They are unironically less crazy women than the ones that don't admit to being sluts.

I was attacked by a dog when i was younger. If i had a knife at the time my dog wouldve still had her eye.

Check this twatter and see for yourself you lazy faggot

knives are a defensive slashing weapon, not an offensive stabbing weapon. literally absolutely no need to carry a blade over 3"

There is no reason to use an automobile when we have a perfectly good public transit system and bicycles readily available to buy. We must be eco friendly and safe for all citizens. Ban all personal automobiles.

I hate faggots like this so fucking much.
Every time someone uses my knife they ask why I carry one afterwords.

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PARCELLS, BILL

Just start carrying around a walking stick or cane and beat the shitskin if he tries to rob you

>not a single reason to carry a knife

I bet Jow Forums could come up with at least 100

Holy fuck bongs get your shit together. Stand up for yourselves. Pick related it's fucking embarrassing

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THAT

There's also no reason to wear clothes either. Might as well ban that shit too.

DONT BE A YANK
BIN THAT SHANK

>no reason for a civilian to carry a knife

Self-defense is a good reason.

and at least 10% of them would be nigger-related

>fight for the jews in ww2
>start ww2 and create degenerate propaganda about Germany for decades after
>Germany despite losing the war is actually less cucked and jewwed than you are
>jews literally just turned around to stick a knife in the back of the UK after they used them to win a war against their greatest enemies
lol bongs outdid themselves in cuckery

there you go. get it out of your system, leaf

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>The English can have knives at home
maybe for now

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OI WANKER
WHERE IS YOUR ASSAULT CHEESE LOICENSE

100 non-nigger related reasons, and 100 nigger related reasons

>No excuses: there is never a reason to practice Islam. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law

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>but acid and bombs and vans are part and parcel

The population of the UK is less trusted than boy scouts.

They need to ban bats and beer!

I stopped carrying a knife too

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Oi you got a loicense for that guv

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This is the same excuse they use for guns. Meanwhile, the crime rate in Britbongistan is through the roof and their cucked law enforcement is more concerned with arresting people who say mean things on the internet than Muhammad's who run pedophile rings.

Wait, our Constitution never says we have a right to butter knives. C-could we be next?

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That vid is fucking racist, they just wanted him to teach them how to fish cus their dads never did

>No reason
Hows about I just GODDAMNED WANT TO.
I bet you'd think its the bill of NEEDS not RIGHTS
Mind your own fuckin' business, you professional boot licking, federal brown noser

>this fucking timeline
holy shit I love it

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All is lost

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>there is no excuse to carry a knife
How else do you cut the heads off the infidels eh jafar?

Now even when your city, neighborhood, is flooded with violent subhumans that hate you, that are armed with knives themselves?

No, you should carry a gun instead.

Turn in your steak knife to stop migrant invaders from stabbing people
Cut off your dick to stop migrant invaders from raping children
Smash your tv to stop migrant invaders from watching BBC without a loicoince

they’re weak they will be overpowered by the superior genes during a knife attack. better off not pissing the attacker off so they have a chance of staying alive.

Seriously, I wonder if they have recovered a single knife in one of these gay bins?

It's obviously lame PR to pretend they are doing something.

I bet 40 quid the garbage collectors are instructed to collect from these just like any other trash bin... I'm sure they are filled with normal knifeless trash after a few days

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BBC on BBC at 5 tonight, stay tuned.

After what words?

My dangerous collection of tools,

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SIKHS BTFO

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Fucking knife surrender bin.

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They are not familiar with our laws and customs, so they get a pass.