OI MATE WHERE'S YA LEMONAID LOICENSE

OI MATE WHERE'S YA LEMONAID LOICENSE

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britain blackpill thread?

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Why didn't she get a permit?
tut tut tut....

Common sense fail
"But they turned on their mobile camera and began reading from a big script explaining that she did not have a trading licence.

"My daughter clung to me screaming 'Daddy, Daddy, I've done a bad thing.' She's five.

"We were then issued a fine of £150. We packed up and walked home."

A council spokesman said: "We are very sorry that this has happened. We expect our enforcement officers to show common sense and to use their powers sensibly.

"This clearly did not happen.

"The fine will be cancelled immediately and we have contacted Mr Spicer and his daughter to apologise."

This is old and the council apologised to the girl, it's also 6am in the UK you retarded leaf cunt, if you want to troll then try again in 8 hours time.

Can't believe I have to do your work for you, fucking nigger.

This happened in CA as well.

member when society and government weren't completely batshit insane?

I do.

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The mere existence of a trading license is so absurd that it deserves to be characterised by examples like that.

Similar thing happened in my town, a mentally handicapped guy saved his pennies and bought a hot dog cart to help support his mom and started selling hot dogs just around the corner from city hall. The cops came and confiscated his cart and fined him a few thousand for operating a business without a license. Turns out the other hot dog cart guy in town dropped a dime on tard dogs.

Anyway, the town got together, paid the fine and someone bought the cart and returned it to him and a lawyer set him up proper with the paperwork. Rat fink hot dog cunt went out of business shortly thereafter since nearly 100% of the business went to tard dogs.

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Why havn't euros in completely fucked countries not just moved to another country?

South America has some good places and burgerland isn't bad. SK and Japan are good if you like dense city life.

Look through the thread. This same bullshit of shutting down lemonade stands has happened in the US as well.

>Same bullshit going down in US

>This happened in CA as well.

last time i checked CA wasn't part of the US.

In a completely unrelated story, an epidemic of stonings is sweeping across London. Rumors indicate the city council is considering establishing a rock ban, however prospective lead guitarist Sadiq Khan could not be reached for comment.

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i wonder if oliver will report this
after last week with the legal shit this would be a mandatory
of course he won't he is a leftie libcuck

>ban on home delivery of knives

This is a psychosis that British public planners actually suffer from, they believe they can stop people from getting hold of sharp pieces of metal.

A group of A&E doctors advised the government, in an official capacity, to ban pointed chef's knives. They were considered "experts", simply because they deal with knife wounds.

In the UK, the most incensed, dictatorial, pearl-clutchers get to offer their input on public policy, and everyone they trample on gets no voice what-so-fucking-ever.

You can’t ban savagery without banning savages. Jack the Ripper used to be a once in a lifetime event in London, now it’s every day and they are telling us there’s no need to worry as long as folks get rid of all their kitchen accessories and hobbies. What a shit time for London.

we had one just a month ago in a suburb outside st louis with a girlscout cookie stand

its when i decided the jews had to go
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KEK

I have a connecting flight at London Heathrow next week, but besides that, I would never set foot in Britain or spend money there. The same goes for Germany.

I learned some principles on Jow Forums.

OPs image is actually wrong. Children in the UK cannot be held criminally responsible for crimes they commit. The law literally does not apply to little kids.

Nice shot!

>teaching children capitailsm

SHUT IT DOWN

This SPORK seems triggered

good to hear the fucker got what was coming to him

theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/05/ottawa-canada-lemonade-stand-shut-down-permit-backlash

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No one cares what a vassal state thinks.

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Comes from the worst islamistic shithole in all of europe. Shits on his neighbors.
Hows Molenbeek this time of year?

>state
>belgium
choose one

>We expect our enforcement officers to show common sense and to use their powers sensibly.
If we can just expect this it's a wonder why we need any actual laws at all.

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OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT POST MATE?

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That girls parents were trying to never see her again.

Correcting the mistake after public outcry to save face doesn't make it okay. The fact is that it happened.

Hey hanz have you filled your apologise to a jew quota for today?

At least California doesn't allow Muslims to rape little children with impunity

nice one

Don't be a cock!
Bin that rock!

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Fuck it, liberate bongistan now. Napalm and rifle rounds directed at all commies, non ethnic Brits, and all MPs.

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Wait...
They ban spoons because people cook smack on them?

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Charlie George looks like a fucking twat

>”hurr I’m slagging off a kid on twitter,take that you little bastard”

Fucking beta.

>23d month
Fake news

fining children is part and parcel of living in a social democracy

No way is this real.

whats the story behind this?

>don't be a loon, bin that spoon!

Kek. I'm also sitting here wondering how it is that in Britain, they think a 15 year old is more likely to have a heroin addiction than a 18+ adult. Idk man, I just don't think a 15 year old would be able to buy heroin, hide the fact that he/she is using from his "mum", and repeatedly use it enough that he/she would need to buy another spoon for it. How utterly absurd.

>this is what remains of Mosley's gov't.

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Rock concert

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Your eyes don't even look like that on coke or weed. I never understood what the original image was trying to prove.

carloooooos

The UK is a wretched hive of scum and villainy

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What kind of sick cunt sees a little kid selling lemonade and thinks "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"?

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Oi u gotta lehmodae liocense!? Dats a hundred fihteh euro find dat is! You'd bettah pay dat quick ya wee cunt or you'll be giben to de ol'grommin gang!

GODAMMNIT CARLOS

Why the fuck is there a window if its covered by the fake garage door?

someone report him for hate speech online imo

At least that kid learned a valuable lesson about government and how much it sucks ass.

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How do you fine a five year old? It doesn't even make sense.

DON'T BE SOUR!
BIN THAT FLOWER!

>The absolute state of this piece of dirt

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Fuck councils man they told me that my grass must be under 4 inches, fuck off man i dont even own a goddamn lawnmower what am i even meant to do use fucking scissors? 4 inches is fucking nothing. If they are afraid of bush fires in the fucking suburban area why dont you fuckers just strip all the tress and bushes from the hundreds of surrounding acres? useless fucks

BIN THAT KNIFE

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>British police accost five year old girls to pay for Mahmoud’s gibs

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based charlie

Modern day cops are usually medium-level psychopaths. Too smart to be lowly gangsters, too stupid to be politicians.

The British people NEED to suffer under the most horrible tyranny possible. They have been complacent for far too long. They must either parish or rise up.

It's what they deserve

it's cuz she's white, innit?

>>It's what they deserve
For creating Israel and refusing peace with Hitler

oi councilor you paid your apology license?

>parish

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>who
Subhuman IQ bobbies?

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yeh m8
sad cunt better start paying early bruv

Fucking shit carlos

This is a beautiful story and would make a great daytime tv movie.

How, that explain why mohamed can marry the little girl so.

Good, why would I need a license to sell stuff when others don't?

wtf darth helmet is a cop in buttfuckistan now?

>having the law be decided by the police
this happens too much, not just england but here too

Yea sorry, perish, I'm phoneposting

Oi! R' you using a REAL KNIFE to cut those lemons up then, love?! Do you have a loicence for that blade? Bin the knife, save a life! You are under arrest!

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What are the odds the enforcers were brown, saw a little white girl, and hate rose up in their hearts. So they issued a fine.

Labour Councillors.

>It's ok officer, I have an acid license.

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That guy Is a talent, get him on some handball team

why not have the garage door as a door instead of a door behind a garage door as a door?

>the reaction
Holy shit they didnt even flinch

>that cop
>"Well, that happened..."

And to think I buy 1-quart bottles of lab-grade concentrated sulfuric acid from Publix for about $12.

>OI NIGEL WE JUST GOT A REPORT OF SOMEONE USING A KNIFE TO CUT LEMONS AND SHE DOESN’T EVEN AVE A PERMIT AND SHE’S FIVE
>THAT LASS MIGHT TRY TO DEFEND ERSELF FROM THE RAPE GANGS AND THAT WOULDN’T BE INCLUSIVE TO MUSLIMS!
And that’s how several platoons of SAS officers raided a little girl’s lemonade stand.

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Why do they brag about that on Twitter?

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Some bong once said it's to appease geezers, or something.

This a DIRECT transgression again the teachings of Allah! She will instead be STONED TO DEATH!!! May Allah have mercy up you!!!

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They like to pretend they’re helpful, even though they know they’re the tools of Big Brother’s regime.

OI M8, U GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT MALT VINEGAR?

Meanwhile in the land of the Free and home of the brave

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Jus try it m8 I’m gettin my loicense to defend myself right now.
It got rejected.
Bollocks.