Don’t put cellphones in your pocket

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real tough guys wear underwear made of 18 different cellphones taped together as a show of strength because they still impregnate bitches afterwards
Fucking scrawny pussy ass nigger faggot weakling

i used to get headaches after a 30 minute phone call - it can't be good for you. cell phones have enough power to reach the tower and that's probably enough

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I never put it in my pocket unless I don't have a choice and when I'm sleeping I put it on airplane mode

i don't own a phone

are you the one who takes peoples x-ray and MRI scans or are you the one who fixes the X-ray and MRI machines?

Let me guess, cellphone is another Jewish trick?

Thanks Doc

>Just have it in your hand
hand censer?

Wearing tight underwear has a bigger impact on sperm quality and quantity than keeping a cellphone in your pocket. Taking hot showers too. This isn't a cellphone thing. It's keeping heat sources away from your junk thing.

this is a psi-op by phone thieves so that you put your phone in a more easily accesible location for theft, nice try Jamalius

I'm sure x-rays are totally good for you same with microwaves. Our bodies evolved to get slapped around by light waves but not so much these other waves that our atmosphere and magnetic field protect us from. Fun X tier fact cell phones transmit at a frequency very close to our brainwaves. What a co inky dink?
scientificamerican.com/article/mind-control-by-cell/
>Electromagnetic signals from cell phones can change your brainwaves and behavior. But don't break out the aluminum foil head shield just yet.
HAha we're mind controlling you goyim but don't put on a tin foil hat or you're stupid ahahaha!
>A computer controlled the phone's transmissions in a double-blind experimental design, which meant that neither the test subject nor researchers knew whether the cell phone was transmitting or idle while EEG data were collected. The data showed that when the cell phone was transmitting, the power of a characteristic brain-wave pattern called alpha waves in the person's brain was boosted significantly. The increased alpha wave activity was greatest in brain tissue directly beneath to the cell phone, strengthening the case that the phone was responsible for the observed effect.
Cel phones are literally effecting your brain when they're transmitting but it's ok goy.
>Alpha waves fluctuate at a rate of eight to 12 cycles per second (Hertz). These brainwaves reflect a person's state of arousal and attention. Alpha waves are generally regarded as an indicator of reduced mental effort, "cortical idling" or mind wandering. But this conventional view is perhaps an oversimplification. Croft, for example, argues that the alpha wave is really regulating the shift of attention between external and internal inputs. Alpha waves increase in power when a person shifts his or her consciousness of the external world to internal thoughts; they also are the key brainwave signatures of sleep.
Don't worry little sheep the alpha waves are mainly your subconscious.

>Are you the monkey that pushes the button you don't understand or are you the trained professional who actually knows how the machine functions?
Fixed that for you my little honey.

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>MRI
Contrary to common belief among the youth, you don't have to take your clothes off to use a cell phone.

>Paying $800 for a sophiticated bug that tracks your every movement, your every stop, records your every word thru text to speech using the expensive processor and battery that you paid for and willingly put in your pocket and agreed to let spy on you so they could make billions of $ off the information and use everyone's data to try and predict and change the future?
What do you think? My only issue is how fucking stupid the goyim are. If you act like cattle you're going to get treated like cattle. Hard to blame the jews when normies are literal animals needing to be herded.

I dunno, I got one and the button-pusher seemed to know more than just pushing buttons. She said I did an exemplary job keeping still :D

So did the subsequent lab and neurologist. They were all about how clear they could peer around at my brain. Apparently most people breakdance constantly or something.

Thanks doc

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While baking your nuts to an even worst degree!

I bet that's the kind of underwear you have to take off to get an MRI. I saw a sign about that in the changing room but decided to leave mine on. To be honest I was kind of scared it might tear my junk apart or launch my balls into a wall or something when they first turned it on.

Thanks for the tip, doc.

If you use a cell phone for phone calls, you are low IQ. Just text.

thanks doc

what about the much higher energy infrared radiation being produced by my body all the time?

put it on airplane mode if you do

Yeah, that's bull shit.

I know way more about RF than you.

You're a dummy load.

The difference between that and light is that you can't see it.

Fake and gay. The wave peak is great enough to not impart enough charge across the wavelength to do anything.

No single square inch of your body stays in the waveform enough to be affected by the waves full charge.

Maybe in the 1990s doc, why do you give outdated news?

Nah stick it up your ass, all that lard will protect your scrotum

You know what's cool though is that there will be so many transceivers that we'll able to get highly detailed maps of everybody's scrotums as their walking down the road. :D

Anyone need a stronger dose?

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Is a belt clip acceptable?

>not turning bluetooth, wifi, and 5g on your phone and taping your phone directly to your ball sack, while putting a few hot packs around it and wearing two layers of briefs

embrace the soyim

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yes I don't know why people shove big phones in their pockets I have keys and a wallet in there I and I'm not putting it in my back pocket for some niglet to try to grab

Not with attenuation.

Nah if the signal is good enough for somebody to stand between two of them then it should be enough to get a decent 3D map of their skin.

Protective lead case with a carbine
Use a military waistband for superior support, also ability to have more packs for convenience.

stop spreading lies fkn moron.

>all those xrays

he's a button presser.

the issue is biological not just heat.
you're being lulled by captured frankenscience.

to think it will go thru buildings & not your head is the height of stupidity.

there's plenty of info, who's paying your shekels?

I don't know what the high frequency content is after modulation, but X rays are quite a bit higher frequency. These just need to go through clothes and either be aborbed by the body or not to get a picture. Same tech as in the naked body scanners at the airport.

Does putting it in airplane mode when not using it make a difference? I put it in airplane mode when I go to sleep

>To be honest I was kind of scared it might tear my junk apart or launch my balls into a wall or something when they first turned it on.

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what do you not understand about 1 meter away from the body?

Concrete, like many other kinds of basically rock, is a matrix with water molecules, meaning it will tend to absorb these frequencies like a body will. That's why buildings tend to fluster microwave radio communications and require many more transceivers than you would need if you were just checking them on light poles and stuff outside.

I think you need to up my dosage doc

Airplane mode shuts down the transceiver so it's beneficial, yes. Won't stop cell towers emitting their juice, but still.

i want that

the fact that this conspiracy theory STILL exists is hilarious. OP a boomer confirmed, please go back to redit

I keep my cell in my back pocket. Guess I’ll get butthole cancer.....

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Pls leafve :)

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-giggle snort- so funny XD

But just think how many emojis we can send back and forth with 5G. Grandpas will never understand.

Old people never understand

thanks doc

dontcookyourballs.com

So what if I ice my ballsack everyday?

don't do that that's how russians are made

Cell phone radiation is so minimal it's incapable of being anything resembling a cause of increased cancer risk. Let the meme die already.

Yup, kind of like you might as well get a C/T scan of your brain if you're concerned about imminent danger since you're probably not going to be doing that very often over the course of your life.

If you're at genuine risk of cancer through either, you have more dire issues. And CT scans are expensive as fuck.

wrong. at least two studies found a slight correlation but of course they will be weighted against hard

Nah C/Ts aren't very expensive. Mine was like a few hundred bux or something. MRI was expensive.

Some health insurance companies don't cover the price if you do it without doctor's orders or as mandatory part of treatment.
By what measure did it increase and can you give a name to either?

I meant a few hundred before insurance.

Anyway, you completely missed the point. Most people aren't going to get a C/T of their brain ever in their lives, let alone with any kind of cumulative duration approximating exposure to personal cellular microwaves.

That's exactly what I said in my first post. The meme that cellphones will cause any form of cancer needs to die. Reading comprehension my guy.

But that's a fundamentally absurd statement. A plastic bottle could cause cancer. I could cause you to develop cancer by typing mean words on the internet that put you into a foul mood.

I'm behind seven proxies, your strain don't poz me.

> non-ionizing radiation is bad for you goy

Guess I really need to worry about the dB-microvolts per meter given off by my phone's battery EMF and transceiver but not the massive fields created by radio antenna, dielectric heating elements and coils, microwave ovens, underground power lines, AC transformers...

At the VERY MOST there is a nearly insignificant relationship between the heat absorption of sensitive tissues like eyes

You're like a guy who is drinking diet soda but blabbering about chemtrails -- I can find much more dangerous things to worry about in your immediate vicinity

>I can only think about power, not frequencies or interactions
Do you work for blackwater? This is remarkably like being on Jow Forums when they were being paid to shill about GMOs back when California was having a labeling referendum coming up.

Cell phones, weed, bottled water...face it sperm don't stand a chance these days.

Good joke, your proxies don't work here.

Good post OP

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Wanna hear a funny story? I'm an information junkie, and casually mentioned to my ex wife once, while she was sucking my cock, that blowing air into my dick has a high chance of sterilizing me.

I never seen her cheeks puff up with air so fast.

The Jews are much worse than any of those things. You have to look at underlying causes rather than surface symptoms if you want to get anywhere.

Kek

I've tried to find a solution to this, I miss calls if I keep it in a bag.
Employers expect you to have the phone on your person at all times.
They have those phone cases that block all signals so no one can hack them, but they block the phone from emitting radiowaves too.
I think I'm going to buy one of those cases.

what about in a side jacket pocket at about belly-button level? Should I move it to a chest or shoulder pocket?

Why don't you just place it on a table next to you or whatever? It's not like you have to lock it in a faraday cage to get most of the benefit from not snugging it right up next to your balls or your brains.

I have to carry it around with me a lot.
I think for the nature of the device, a locking case to prevent all emissions is actually pretty appropriate.

Maybe get one of those straps people use for ipods at the gym or while running? If it's attached to a limb rather than a key organ then that's an obvious improvement even if it's maybe not optimal.