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I identify as a nonbinary FemmeMale and took both cookies.
Suck it swedecuck

Have them all, sugar is bad for you anyway. Dumb bitch

>12% less
>cookies are cut in half

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Look closer, they look like pacman.

Men don't eat cookies.
Men wouldn't be at a social event where something like that would occur.

remov

Didn't know shart in marts also have bad eye sight

>takes 2 biscuits
Now I have 76% more than the women

Get your prescription checked bro.

Take a cookie on the right and say I negotiated for whole cookies during the job interview.

Good thing I'm a fag then.

Also
>Biscuits

So I don't overeat? How thoughtful of you, thanks!
*grabs a cookie and starts munching*
Now I understand why feminists are all obese. 100% every day.

umm sweetie, I identify as five women.

Plot twist:
There are no men there. Somehow all the cookies were still eaten.

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Men get Pacmans. Women dont.

I wouldnt feel anything, because I wouldn't buy that shit. What kind of faggot would buy it?

>*grabs a cookie and starts munching*

Just get more cookies, lol.

Take whichever cookie I want, who's going to stop?

>>takes 2 biscuits
No American says biscuits you larping bong.
Go bin some knives.

Shouldn't the cookies be equal for everyone if that's the goal?

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1. The cookies on the left are clearly missing more than 12%, showing that women can't do math.
2. The cookies on the left take more labor to make than the ones on the right, showing that women suck at business.

Yeah, because it was a woman, who cut them

Kek, 3pbp

I identify as a woman, give me 100%.

Remember: you cant outsmart leftists, only out-crazy them.

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>identifiy as native american woman
>25 cents for native american's
>-25 cents for being a woman
> = free cookies

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Since I pride myself on being independent, I'll just buy a fucking box of actually biscuits and eat them all to myself in front of all the women there. Fuck it, I'll go the gym first, won't shower, and man spread while I drool over over myself and my biscuits. Wait, fuck that, I just won't show up. I'll be at the gun range.

I just assumed they were pac man cookies

Look at those fat fucking feet bulging between the straps of her shoes

>manspreading

soo... I identify as a helicopter, bake or cook [X] for me?

"guess the rest of my cookie is having its period or is on maternity leave or maybe just taking a day for women problems"

Wait, why aren't they a rainbow color to represent all the skin tones? And what about the cookies for the asexual? And we're are the ones for the immigrants who get less? Are they even gluten free???

One bitter person cut "12%" out of each cookie, and then ate the 12% from every single cookie. Perfect hypocrisy

>biscuits

OI MATE YA USE A KNIOFE TA CUT THOSE BISCUITS? SHOW US YOUR LICENSE!

Who really paid for the dough, roastie?

Its kids are sick again.

>Biscuts

KYS those are cookies. pic related is a biscut.

If it looks gross to you because it has gravy, that's because you are unironically a faggot with dicks in his mouth.

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top kek

you know this fucking femme whale ate all the 12% from the male cookies

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THOSE AREN'T VEGAN FRIENDLY!!! RUDE!

was going to add that in there too. +1 internet for you.

> Who invented the oven?
> Who harvested the ingredients?
> Who build that desk the cookies are sitting on?
> Who invented the alphabet, so that the message could be written?
> Who invented the camera, so that the picture could be taken?
> Who invented the internet, so that the message could be posted?

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

I dunno, maybe take 2 biscuits then?

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>Implying that anyone will read that fucking shit on first place or just take away the damn paper

>mansplaining

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This is the true answer.

> u take 12% less just because muh fee-fees
> how does it feel?
> *tasting cookie* pretty shitty...I mean, who made those? This tastes like crap, that's why the best chefs in the world are men.

I'm implying it would be ok for women to claim their fucking equal wages when they stop expecting us to pay shit for them.

Protip: they won't, never.

Top kek, imagine being THAT passive aggressive you go through baking cookies multiple times just to make a gay argument

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Pol btfo ferbotten thread

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Is this the reason behind their obesity ? Eating the whole trail instead of leaving 12% for others ?

Amazing bantz

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The men should take all of the women's biscuits and then put a little sign that says "it made me feel like taking women's biscuits".

No wonder women today are so fat then.

It never stops astounding me that people get away with misrepresenting the wage gap like this, as if women are actually getting paid less for doing the exact same task as a man. It's the most easily refutable thing in the fucking world. How does this still exist? It's not even that I trust their intelligence enough to know this, it's that I don't understand how they can go through their entire lives never having been thoroughly rekt by somebody who took the 20 seconds necessary to humiliate them. It's the one of the only feminist lies that doesn't require chasing them down an ideological rabbit hole and yet it goes almost completely unchecked.

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literally hitler

Go fuck your mother with a bratwurst you faggot.

Fuck blacks im Hispanic I should get more gibs
They get everything cheaper and they’re treated better by society
God I hate niggers they’re Hispanics Jews

Kek'd and check'd

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>Ms.Pac-Man with a dick in her mouth

TRIP CONFIRMED

I'll just take 2

Marxist don't really want equality, they want "revenge"

Trutb is there is indees a wage gap but like you said the reasons why are comletwly misrepresented. Life choices such as career paths or fear of negotiating contract terms cant be just revised as "male oppression"...unless women think they'd be happier in a society where they are forced to fo select jobs and/or hours just because of its earning potential. The day I see feminists cry because there arent enough female roofers or miners is when this argument will becomd irrelevant, until then they are full of shit and not even aware of what they really are asking for.

I once tried to explain biscuits and gravy to a bong...poor ignorant bastards

25% off all women
She didn't really think this through

Because society nowadays reinforces childish/ immature behavior, especially in women, so they will make sure that it’s never their fault but that there is always something else to blame their own failures on.

The majority of people (especially women) hate coming to the realization that their own shortcomings are their fault, they will blame something or someone else before they look inwards.

Ask GF to get us 2 cookies.
Problem solved, cookie wise and political theory wise.
Hag proceeds to flip her shit and us and says tou cannot do that.

Smash all the cookies into the carpet and say "There, now we're even." Then I force her to clean it up because she's the woman.

Women tend to be fatter in current year, so makes sense

>Woman trying to make a political point about unfairness in gender roles
>Does so with baked treats

HAHAHAHABABA

i would claim to be a woman and get the womans version, try and stop me, faggot.

>Who really paid for the dough, roastie?
And who made the dough ? Women scoff at uncomfortable labor like a baker's night shift.

Woman are retarded, they’re really no better than children, they need constant supervision and attention

Lets be real, some fat pink hair just wanted to eat some extra cookie so cut out sections of it to symbolize oppression.

I identify as COOKIE MONSTER OM NOM NOM NOM NOM - please respect my pronouns cookie, cookie and cookie too

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>hahaha let me adopt your language and change the meaning of its vocabulary at random because readons
>whaddyamean I make no sense whatsever?
fucking burgers I swear

>im a trans racial, trans sexual native american woman, give me my free brownie you bigot!

>how to make bakesales unfun in one single step

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spit in her face, slap her and then run away with all the cookies whilst screaming patriarchy

>adopt your language
>implying we started with a different one

what do bongs call biscuits then? ovenly boggers?

I'll grab both trays, and eat them all.

reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=XlR6CdJtRWM

If it's the thing in your picture then either scones or dumplings.

>grabs 2 cookies

Wrong bitch, I have 2 cookies now. How does that make YOU feel?

>Tell them I'm a man and I'm just going to do whatever the fuck I want anyway.
Checkmate.

Considering the white US population has a larger segment of ethnic g*rmanics than anglos (40% vs 12%), it's not a completely inaccurate segment