Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Gutmenschen Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
focus.de/politik/deutschland/politik-kein-schoener-rand_id_8692734.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article175277486/Horst-Seehofer-will-Dschihadisten-deutschen-Pass-entziehen.html
spiegel.de/kultur/gesellschaft/amokfahrt-in-muenster-ueber-die-armseligkeit-der-storch-tweets-a-1201837.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>Tasks
Create memes & Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit & stay well hydrated
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

thelocal.de/20180408/ramming-attack-in-muenster-what-we-know
twitter.com/DoraGezwitscher?lang=en
bild.de/regional/muenchen/muenchen/versuchte-vergewaltigung-starnberg-55341024.bild.html
youtube.com/watch?v=98rT3CoLi40
youtube.com/watch?v=617wOE3izco
youtube.com/watch?v=BBTo3gLtW04
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5593727/German-heavy-metal-fan-drove-van-cafe-M-nster-avoided-Paris-Bataclan-ISIS-attack.html
youtu.be/-9OUJcbgnXg
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Großösterreich
youtube.com/watch?v=_lo5txZj_bE
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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> tfw you contributed something (pic) to Kraut/pol/

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so, what's today's topic?

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Is that OC?!

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OC Schweizer made it

Münster Narrativ is shit, apparently his gun was a dud, begs the question who shot him?

In regard of the last thread I'd say random shitposts.

The AK was fake not the handgun

Some anglo paper faselt something about a booby trap
"Investigators found a "suspicious object" in the van, which Die Welt newspaper reported was a pistol connected to a wire leading underneath the van's floor carpeting.
Suspecting a booby trap, the police called in bomb disposal experts."
full article
thelocal.de/20180408/ramming-attack-in-muenster-what-we-know

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So the gun that turned his head into ravioli is real but the AK was found in a sweep by the SEK at his home, correct?

Speaking of Gutmenschen. Someone posted a link to the twitter feed of this person (pic).
Glad to see that some German women are woke.
>twitter.com/DoraGezwitscher?lang=en


BTW, what kinds of books are you guys currently reading?

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correct

Any confirmation on the two men that supposedly were in the back of the van when the car raced into the café?

Pretty sure that's a fake account, I run a similar account back in 2016

just finished Martin Mosebach: Die 21. Eine Reise ins Land der koptischen Martyrer.
Also I'm reading Jonathan Randal: Tragedy of Lebanon: Christian Warlords, Israeli Adventurers, and American Bunglers.

Sex oder Tod?
bild.de/regional/muenchen/muenchen/versuchte-vergewaltigung-starnberg-55341024.bild.html

wrong eyewitness account?
they disregard it.
ah i smell bullshit

Finally.

So romantic

Well, that's Mass Media.

Don't remember this?
>youtube.com/watch?v=98rT3CoLi40
the german media picked up on this as well after the muslim attacks and then these vacant-stares that most likely dont even speak english hold up signs that speak of S O L I D A R I T Y

There it is again ... the 'Abscheu'

Still, in a better mood after Hungarian elections.

That was glorious, Viktor Orban at it again and the Europhiles are REEEing from the top of their Lung and scream UNDEMOCRATIC!

The east is just immune to false apathy from Merkel when she says "think of the poor defenseless people!" when she's trying to push her failed refugee program on the eastern.

Know some Hungarians. They are truly special people ... very comfy but damnation upon you if you try to influence them in any way. Think the reason is that they had to take the Soviet lies for decades. I am still proud of our country opened the borders for them after the Volksaufstand of '56 had failed.

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looks like i arrived just on time

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well, that's what political asylum was originally supposed to be. People fleeing from the communist systems in eastern europe, not Ali Mohammed Mustapha al-Goatfucka from Dumbshitfuckistan

Welcome to the shitshow

nabend

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Did you guys get to enjoy this years ago in Germany?

youtube.com/watch?v=617wOE3izco

> Sex oder Tod?
Schliesst sich a posteriori nicht gegenseitig aus!

>The east is just immune to false apathy from Merkel
anyone in former east bloc establishment trusting a SED apparatschik

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We had Takeshi’s Castle

Takeshi´s Castle?!
youtube.com/watch?v=BBTo3gLtW04

fugg :DD. hive mind.

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spooky

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kommt drauf an ob du OR oder XOR meinst

Thanks for showing and quit being a lesbian. Well at least it's similar and has one of the same main guys. But it's missing the racist, sexist reporter :(

I tell you, Sütti, Austria and now Hungary, these will be considered the turning points in future history books ... the heart of Europe has started to beat again. It is the drumbeat of a new era.

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Indeed! Autism at its best :)

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nice one!

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will those hearts beat together once more?
k. u. k. wann?

check

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Ich singe im mein Atomschutzbunker
Hurra diese Welt geht unter
Hurra diese Welt geht unter
Auf den Trümmern das Paradies

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>K.I.Z

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>k. u. k. wann?

Dunno but I expect some cooperation to break the French-German deadlock on the European Union ... Austria is going for Ratspräsidentschaft and Kurz has a very strategic mindset it seems. Hungarian election will literally strenghten his back. Expect some heavy political manoeuvering.

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yess brother

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They used to be so cute, lots of hope, potential for family and children.

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>tfw some deformed people will ally with austria instead of anschluss to cleanse europe, germany playing a tertiary role in this ass or even is the antagonist.

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5593727/German-heavy-metal-fan-drove-van-cafe-M-nster-avoided-Paris-Bataclan-ISIS-attack.html
Someone find a picture of this fucker.

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>Obliterate the false idols!

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I don't like the song and the band is ultra degenerate but the chorus part is based

I hope you like my signs.

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i want to see our countries shine in former glory just once

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A few of their songs are okay but they all deserve a bullet.

looks like they settled on a narrative. Bataclan massacre (not just attack) made him kill Germans. Of course!

its dailyfail so be careful, might be another mistranslation like their first attempt

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how would the flag of an empire consisting of Austria, Germany and Hungary look like? top color black with an additional crown? would look pretty good.

why does the one with the Pickelhaube have a kar98k?
the kar98k was adopted in 1935
also
why the fuck does the kar98k have a long magazine?

lmao

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I hope you like mine

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nah, 3 separately Reiche are fine.

but probably it would be like you said

Sütti, no!! You will be part of that change of course ... Germany simply has a hard time awakening at the moment. I'd say after Austria, Hungary will only further bolster the 'righteous cause' in Germany ... it is a moral victory, it makes the change more 'salonfähig'. Herd mentality can also shift the other way after all, we only need the Michels to pass a certain threshold.

What is the book in front of the head about?

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>seperate
Du weisst wohl nicht was dein Vaterland ist.
youtu.be/-9OUJcbgnXg

>thinking the Mauser 1916 is the Kar98
>thinking the Kar98 isnt just a renamed gewehr 98 AZ
>thinking there are only 5 Bullet mounted Magazines for the Kar98

i can hear Jow Forums laughing, who else?
>pic related

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after all, germany does most of the conquering in its "jetzt REICHts"-form

Austria for all i know has some beef with the Turks and still do, the unholy union between austria and the malformed hungarians did them so well that they used the hungarians as a nice buffer-zone so they could not penetrate into austria.

so basically this:

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Großösterreich
?

What do you think of this? Is this accurate?

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>Glad to see that some German women are woke.

There is some heavy pro-Israel shilling going on though. (((They))) are certainly behind this Twitter account.

>Overton Window will move to the right

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wo san meine austrobavaren ?

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In Stahlgewittern (I bought a whole Jünger collection)

its a kar98 look at those sling atachment points
on the stock
wasnt really aware of the az, knew of the g98 of course
as for extended mags, i would like a source, because if they existed, and they probaly did, i suspect they very probably extremely rare and unreliable

Auf der Alm

Zitat ausm tapferen Soldaten Schwejk:

"Die Ungarn ... das sind ja kane Menschen, das sind Bestien."

And that's about it. Conquering the stubborn Hungarians did severely weaken the Ottomans back then ... what finally hit the walls of Vienna was dangerous but not at full force anymore. Might be that Europe not becoming an Ottoman province was really bought with Hungarian blood. They have always been problematic for Austria-(Hungary) ... stubborn, rebellious, proud to a fault. I somehow think I can see their Fenno-Ugric roots ... take a Finn, mix a little Slav in and push some hot chili peppers into his arse. That is a Hungarian.

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>LANDSKNECHT VORAN!
youtube.com/watch?v=_lo5txZj_bE

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>Deutsche waren schon immer kriegerisch.

If I remember correctly, Germans participated in the least amount of wars of any relevant European nation/empire. Places with low population, i.e. the ones who were ruled, are excluded of course. The number I have in my head is "participated in ~8% of all European wars".

Fühlst di eppa einsam? ;)

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The title is "пpиcмaк вoлi" ie "taste of will/liberty/freedom"

>One neighbour said: 'He was a loner, I never saw him with any family or friends.

>Friends said he had been affected by attending a concert at the Bataclan shortly before 2015 attack and it had 'shocked' him

they need to sort their story out

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montog hoid

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what do?

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rare Hitler detected.

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schau auf die abzugzgruppe und den verschluss, das ist ein Mauser Selbstlader.
wenn auch schlecht gezeichnet

>inb4 dah dah dah
its from a Battlefield 1 Thread on /vg/

fuck wrong pic

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this is my favorite

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Revenge

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>what do?

blow up

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I think I see a pattern emerging ... one of those strange convergences of events which have shaped human history on the macro level. The marxists are losing control ... it is slipping through their fingers ever more quickly. They are getting to loud, the brainwashing is becoming too shrill so that even the Michels slowly start to hear its droning buzz inside their skulls. Imagine yourself living in the 1920s ... few back then did predict what was about to come. It is the same now ... there may be variations on cause and effect but the overall outcome will be very reminiscent.

farbe

prime real estate, but they won't tear it down because its the old SED HQ

stahlhelm statt schlafmütze wann ?

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Is this supposed to be an essay? It's poorly written and highly inaccurate.

>realizing they probably didnt survived the war, and when they did, they got culturally enriched

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>Terrified diners watched as the driver shot himself with the cartridge gun later found by police inside the vehicle.

cartridge gun?
wut?

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