Any CIA faggots here?
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Yes, Derrick.
I am CIA ask me anything
did bush and/or the jews do 9/11
or was it really sand niggers?
Can the CIA help me to get a gf?
CISEN nigger here, what's up?
>pic related shows Mossad agent Homer J. Simpsonstein celebrating in the moments after 9/11
We glow.
it was both
if you become a mole we may be able to set something up
Nah I'm an India nigger. We also don't glow.
I believe the more acceptable term is "glow-in-the-dark CIA nigger".
CIA niggers are actually CIA kikes.
Look up Project MKULTRA, the most insane psy-op ever contrived, literally caused people to jump off of tall buildings.
The leader of Project MKULTRA, (((Sidney Gottlieb))) was a massive kike.
You are called CIA NIGGERS...
Not CIA FAGGOTS...
the later is too close to reality...
BND reportiert ein.
I can infiltrate the largest of the designated SS for you.
Go back to spy on Lopez Obrador you faggot.
FBI here, probably CIA around too but as far as I know for sure it's just us right now.
You
77th Brigade here
Hello, I am not CIA. Pleasure to meeting you today sirs.
>tfw there might be actual cia niggers in here but we can’t tell if they are being serious or not
>Derrick
Who's derrick
That's OP's name.
No
How d'you kno.
He knows because he glows.
Do you glow in the dark?
Whats the porpuse of the CIA? What do they even do
>He knows because he glows.
Was that supposed to mean
How new are you?
>Whats the porpuse of the CIA? What do they even do
Foreign policy, get in everybody's business, finance.
Basically, they're a bunch of middle class faggots who fancy themselves the kings of the world and the last stop between humanity and total disaster, but in reality, they do very little, and would shit their fucking pants majorly if anybody serious went after them.
Like most government officials. They only act tough towards loners and not that powerful individuals and that's when they have all the guns and helicopters on their side.
If you give them somebody like rockerfeller they freak the FUCK OUT and roll over.
You don't get to bring friends to this thread
Just tell me what the fuck's that supposed to mean genius
>What do they even do
CIA farms opium in Afghanistan and use that opium to fuck America up.
>If you give them somebody like rockerfeller they freak the FUCK OUT and roll over.
Or like how the press acts towards the muslims and Charlie Hedbo
They act all tough when they go after the Christians when Christians are KNOWN for turning the other cheek. If they are ever attacked and killed by anybody with half an intent to fuck them up? They roll the fuck over, let you rape them. Its fucking disgusting.
It's an old meme based on Terry A. Davis. Watch this video, it'll give you some insight. And please, for your own sake, lurk more.
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Its a joke that CIA agents glow
I dont get it
Watch
I don't click your links fag for all I knwo you're CIA
It's an embedded video to youtube you absolute boomer faggot. Show your flag first, kill yourself second.
It's our boy Hemingway.
WE BURN.
CIA niggers glow in the dark because of much radiation they're exposed to.
Now,watch the damn video and listen to Uncle Terry
Yeah I'm here what's up?
Can I join you guys?
MI6 Special Branch here, stop masturbating, i can see you threw your webcam.
They are actually hiring now. The only qualifications are a 4 year degree, they hire people from all different backgrounds. They really look for tech savy young people who take an interest in foreign affairs. From what I've read they train you extensively.
> i can see you threw your webcam.
Why do you think I'm masturbating?
It’s funny because it’s true. It’s physics.
Might apply tbqh
For real though, why is the seal an eagle going through a meatgrinder?
Did they ever explain it to you during hiring?
I had either CIA or MOSSAD sniffing around me when I was working in a building they'd like to be in. I had lots of fun making them waste their time and think I was stabby.
In retrospect I should have given them an opportunity to make an offer before fucking with them. I just didnt trust this one (((canadian ))) they sent. I had a vibe they might have wanted to set me up, so I made it impossible to talk to me.
I should have just asked for cash
>I should have just asked for cash
They're like cosa nostra. Never accept a favor from them, never accept a gift from them.
every cuckold, brony or cp poster
Ive lost the contract for that buiding now although they do phone from time to time, they'd have me back tomorrow.
point being once I was out of there they'd soon of lost interest in me. No degree so Im just some useless pleb to them, a useless pleb they really struggled to follow (quite miss that)
You never had much promise to begin with...
I'd go back randomly just to fuck with them.
...
Jews forced Bush to do 9/11
When I asked the (((canadian))) what he did for a living he'd say stuff like "oh something at arms length from Google" he used to drop hints on X keyscore and definitely was privy to my browsing history, this was his downfall, really miss read me.
Anyway after seeing a lock knife and me googling his address every day he vanished, funy that :)
Send em in boys!
I wish a nigga would
Hello I'm not cia
beep boop fuck nugga
CIA can't even TAO
I think any party who is interested is aleady inside.
Identified a few, and rattled a few cages so they knew not to involve me in their games, my honesty scored me massive respect.
The interest would come from my job. I'm an electrician who was working as a handy man.... access all areas and senior staffs.houses.
Go to bed, Earl.
Glow bois spotted.
B.H was a mong I deliberately got off my face before he would appear so he couldn't get anythin outta me. His ego was easy to manipulate. And red herrings graciously swallowed whole.
I have no qualms with this world, but you already know how lit it is.
Yeah vans with microwave dishes at 3am glitching my monitor, was that you?
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Nope, I don't leave US soil. We would just ask MI5/6 to do that vs spending the sheckles to run a team on UK soil. No one likes their toes being stepped on.
I'm CIA
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Uhh, excuse you? The correct nomenclature is "glow-in-the-dark CIA niggers", mkay?
sage
Actual CIA nigger here. Here's my CVPI
The creepy guy aluded to the fact English people couldnt have access to my file, any truth to this ?
Do I get to bring friends?
G13 nice, do you really care about American values?
Peronally, I do, but no one else does.
Which file was he talking about? Your gumbit has multiple files on you and every citizen, was he implying they wouldn't have access to what they were asking you to do? If so, that's a lie.
Ah I take it we are pretty screwed in the near future then.
Hey there Robert
They are not your friends
Masturbate furiously and in odd positions anons
No one can predict the future. But you know the old adage, "If only you knew how bad things really were" holds true. We'll never be nuked in our lifetime. So we have that going for us.
Someone there owes me a check fine sir
Talk to Nancy in AP.
More englightenment crumbs pls
He'd just talk in riddles, he fancied himself as a bit of a hypnotist.
The only thing like that he mentioned by name was X keyscore. He was basically hinting that they needed to get a Canadian in because a U.K citizen wouldn't be allowed. He definitely had something going on with Google.
He said he had aspergers but I think that was a case of missreading me. I would link to some of his online presence but I don't deem it fair. Even if those dopamine fueled grins he ised to bust all the time sincerely made me think he was looking to set me up.
Oh and he filmed me with his camera
OK, 90% of the conspiracies on this site (to my knowledge) are complete horse shit and wouldn't put too much thought into them.
You have her contact info, everything I have is limited to ROC in Georgia & Maryland
And parts of your body likely was in a dinosaur's bladder.
AP for "other expenses" is run out of the Fresno field office. It's literally between a shoe store and a dentist in a strip mall in an unmarked building.
You can't tell me that you know for absolute certain that the u s won't be nuked. I hear different, from the mouth of the almighty
Now THAT is true.