Dear America

Dear America

You're a huge fucking gaylord. When I think of an american, I think of the biggest gay retard you have ever seen. Like bear mode gay but covered in fat. You probably have this huge gay beard and refuse to trim your pubes also. And you smell awful.

-Love Canada

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-love australia

When I think of a Canadian, I see a faggot sucking my cum out of his mom's as before I shit in his mouth and make him shit out my shit and cum I made him felch while Don Cherry weeps for what his country has become.

Dear Canada
It is entertaining to hear you vent your frustrations. Since this is an american imageboard; you are welcome to use profanity. Feel free to be cruel as well; we can take it.

Gr8 post maple nigger

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Fuck, they're on to us! Shut it down!

sounds like you are drawing on your repressed red state fantasies, you closeted AIDS riddled faggot

Prime Minister Drama Teacher made a funny! Good one Justin!

Free Speech Hater Says What?

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Does your government know you are committing homophobic hate speech on the internet?

canada is america's attic. we put all the unimportant shit we don't use up there.

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Shame if they found out.

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No u

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America is Canada's fat pants.

That wasn't very loving at all border buddy.

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Im not shaving my pubes fucking leaf

o he mad :^)

Alright people kind.

-Love Alaska

do you have a camera in my room?

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U.S and Canada are not real countrys. What is an ethnic american or canadian? A nation is by blood!

>a leaf

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This.

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The best part of Canada ran down Britian's leg.

Guns > blood

I'm English and German but if you think about it based Sweed, we're all of African heritage.

you're #1 sven
We know your ethnicity nigger

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Australia, you rascal. Only you would say something like that!

Come here and give us a snuggle

Southerners are inbred faggots. the North remembers!

So you are Somali?

the big difference is No American ever thinks of Canada. cause who the fuck cares. you are useless and unimportant, fuck off back to your syrup covered tranny

They are not part of the swedish nation and WILL be deported when shit hits the fan. Come back to your ancestral lands! Trump has sold out to the jews anyway.

>No one posts the treudeau entrance.

You guys disappoint me.

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I hate ALL niggers!

Another typical well thought out leaf post.

Some of us love you America. But we question some of your choices.

> That self hatred

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yeah right swedecuck. where have you been? the shitskins have hit the fan, the gov't, the police stations and your women. and you all have done nada

I wish I could shoot people like you.

> Violent

Comes with being #1.

> Fat

Who gives a fuck? Comes with freedom.

> stupid

Nice meme, faggot.

Sven's right, sadly. Only old stock French-Canadians and loyalists are actual Canadians. Only the original Anglos in the states are real Americans. Micks and krauts and everyone else need to fuck off.

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Another roll on the “out of africa” bullshit, nice try kike

Are you 14 years old? This is hilarious high school level roasting

you're the Jow Forums version of the guy that yells "phony" at peter's house for a week in Family Guy

Must suck lookin in the mirror then, huh?

Wow, jealous much?

Also, why don't mods move these Canadian (you) farms to /b/ or Jow Forums?

So canadian men trim their pubes like women? That is weird.

Sucks not having gun rights dont it?

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your PM is my dream girl :]

hey!
>Canada
who does it feel to be one person in the grand scheme of things.

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Truth hurts

>said anything
>is leaf
>expects us to care
>don't

Shit b8 m8

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Listen here peoplekind, go be chinese somewhere else

I fucking love America. I always find myself singing along to the American national anthem at sport games moreso than my own, and I have a playlist that is literally filled with American patriot songs. My love affair with America started at a young age when I went down to Virginia to see my relatives. Everything about the USA is just so pure and amazing.

And then there's Canada, the country that I'm from. Throughout human history, I don't think that there has been a civilization which has been more fucking irrelevant than Canada. We get mocked on the world stage and we have nothing to be nationally proud of, our teams can't even win at fucking hockey.

I want to become American, I NEED to become American. How the fuck do I erase the Canada out of my system and become a full blown American citizen. I will do anything.

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Ireland is England

Having lived on both sides of the border, I can honestly say Canadians are jealous AF of Americans, mostly because Canada is literally America without guns (natural gun rights if you want to be pedantic) or free speech. Also Canadian beer is fucking horse piss, stop bragging about it Snow Mexicans

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>canada
>no guns
Kek, I take it you've never been here

discord gg/kUQEKy

add a .

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>gay
>pol
>the owner is a jew (a jew for real)

Hello, Englishman.