You're a huge fucking gaylord. When I think of an american, I think of the biggest gay retard you have ever seen. Like bear mode gay but covered in fat. You probably have this huge gay beard and refuse to trim your pubes also. And you smell awful.
When I think of a Canadian, I see a faggot sucking my cum out of his mom's as before I shit in his mouth and make him shit out my shit and cum I made him felch while Don Cherry weeps for what his country has become.
Levi Gray
Dear Canada It is entertaining to hear you vent your frustrations. Since this is an american imageboard; you are welcome to use profanity. Feel free to be cruel as well; we can take it.
Australia, you rascal. Only you would say something like that!
Christian Anderson
Come here and give us a snuggle
Camden Gomez
Southerners are inbred faggots. the North remembers!
Samuel Ortiz
So you are Somali?
Jose Ortiz
the big difference is No American ever thinks of Canada. cause who the fuck cares. you are useless and unimportant, fuck off back to your syrup covered tranny
Carter Harris
They are not part of the swedish nation and WILL be deported when shit hits the fan. Come back to your ancestral lands! Trump has sold out to the jews anyway.
yeah right swedecuck. where have you been? the shitskins have hit the fan, the gov't, the police stations and your women. and you all have done nada
Aiden Smith
I wish I could shoot people like you.
Ian Phillips
> Violent
Comes with being #1.
> Fat
Who gives a fuck? Comes with freedom.
> stupid
Nice meme, faggot.
Adam Miller
Sven's right, sadly. Only old stock French-Canadians and loyalists are actual Canadians. Only the original Anglos in the states are real Americans. Micks and krauts and everyone else need to fuck off.
Listen here peoplekind, go be chinese somewhere else
Henry Roberts
I fucking love America. I always find myself singing along to the American national anthem at sport games moreso than my own, and I have a playlist that is literally filled with American patriot songs. My love affair with America started at a young age when I went down to Virginia to see my relatives. Everything about the USA is just so pure and amazing.
And then there's Canada, the country that I'm from. Throughout human history, I don't think that there has been a civilization which has been more fucking irrelevant than Canada. We get mocked on the world stage and we have nothing to be nationally proud of, our teams can't even win at fucking hockey.
I want to become American, I NEED to become American. How the fuck do I erase the Canada out of my system and become a full blown American citizen. I will do anything.
Having lived on both sides of the border, I can honestly say Canadians are jealous AF of Americans, mostly because Canada is literally America without guns (natural gun rights if you want to be pedantic) or free speech. Also Canadian beer is fucking horse piss, stop bragging about it Snow Mexicans