HAPPENING

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Loud sirens blaring nonstop in Honolulu as well

25 sirens just flew over my house

I am at the eiffel tower in London. Can confirm OP's post is real. Also, my dad works at Nintendo.

true if big

The sirens are getting pretty thick over here, you can smell the fumes from them

i nutted

kek

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THE ENTIRE MEDITERRANEAN JUST FLEW RIGHT OVER MY HOUSE WTF WTF WTF IT'S HAPPENING GUISE HOLY SHIT

Sage

this. why would anyone wanna air raid london? It's irrelevant.

I just ate some toast, can confirm it was pretty good

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do brits really eat bread sandwiches? is it out of poordom?

OH FUUGGGG BROS
IT IS REALLY HABBBBEEENNING
LOUD NOISES IN LONDON

It's the ghosts of those who died in the Blitz wailing over the mudslime invasion.

youre already dead, chum

This is complete bs. I live in London, there are no sirens.

Hopefully we get rid of England forever

I FUCKING WISH THE SOONER LONDONISTAN DISAPPEAR THE BETTER

>Can confirm
Oliver Twist just flew over my house.
Also "Ello guvna"
Game Ogre lads

sounds like someone has a noif

Its been "happening" for the past week fuckwit kys

That's the Muslim call to prayer, user.
Just ignore it.

>Happeningfags need to be gassed.
(You)

Somebody spread butter. False alarm.

OI MATE WATCH TEH FOOK OUT 'ES GOT A KNOFE ON EM!!!!! FAKKIN 'ALE BEST CALL UP THE QUEEN ILL NEVER FINISH ME BRANDY IN TIME FOR THE DRAFT MATE

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God dammit.. Not this too.. We just got nuked not more than 30mins ago.

Someone probably just unfolded a paper clip, turning it into an assault weapon

hola amigo

You're full of shit but even if it were true, it's Mystery Babylon, London and your Queen would rather try and claim being a relative of Muhammad to control your problem population instead of just saying fuck it and removing kebab. Did I mention paki rape gangs that help supply the pedobongs in your government being protected from investigation? Because there's that too.
Fuck London.

kys shill, even if it's true

fake. we are on defcon 5.

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No worries, it must have gone off when I dropped my corkscrew on the way home from the market.

Q predicted this

fake, we're at 1
(will I ever be able to post this truthfully?)

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finna found these

gotta collect all habbenings

let me help you out senpai

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here

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Early reports say that an unlicensed butter knife was found on the streets of London. The entire country is warned to shelter in place.

the last red pill

Q predict

4 Jesuses just flew by my house. Either that or a group of guys just fell out of a tree.

Some cunt probably was arrested down town with a spoon. It's nothing bongs

Master master
This is recorded thru uh flies ear
‘n you have t’ have uh flies eye t’ see it
It’s the thing that’s gonna make Captain
And his band fat
Frank it’s the big hit
It’s the blimp
It’s the blimp Frank
It’s the blimp
The mother ship
It's the blimp

Oi mate, you got a licence for that air raid warning warning? That's what I thought chap, HRH's lodgings at Whitehall for you

>AIR RAID SIRENS IN LONDON
That's just the sound calling people to the Mosque.

The Luftwaffe has come to punish their degeneracy.

At first the RAF thought it was a vanguard saucer from the Zeta Reticulan fleet but then they realised it was an assault bikewheel thrown from a council flat and the threat level was raised

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