What will you do when you get drafted to die for Israel?

What will you do when you get drafted to die for Israel?

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I just like, won't go.

HOO-RAH

>drafted
>neet
Choose one

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Desert, convert to Islam, and join Assad or Hezbollah. It would be a horrendous experience no matter what but then at least I'd be on the right side.

find me a cute syrian girl

walk deep into the pacific northwest and wait for Yellowstone to reclaim me

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If America goes to war. I will go to war. I love love my country. My life for my country.

Im already in, join now before you get drafted into the infantry

Hoping I get shipped to Iran.

Frag officers and try to defect.

Israel*

This but I will not send my son.

Fuck you, I wish you had died

Rape hot Syrian women

I wish you were aborted

>drafted

War isn't about numbers anymore, moron

Did their anti-missile tech break

Throw a politicians son and see if he wants to go.

t. rabbi scholomo

I think I'm too old to be drafted now.

If they give me a phone call and a date to meet up I'll join.

If official uniformed dudes come to my house it will be a casualty event that ends with them lightning my house on fire to end a stalemate.

Either way I'm going to die like a bitch so w/e man.

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Your life for Israel. Come on now.
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I pray for nuclear war.

I'm genetically & medically incapable of serving since I'm a dumb ol shitskin. I'll stay home playing EYE and vaping, sweetie.

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What does that mean

Otherwise laugh as patriots going to get shot.

EYE Divine Cybermancy, it's a pretty neat viddiegame.

If I'm going overseas to die it's going to be here. FUCK niggers.

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Fucking POG

There are enough retarded goys who would die willingly, you won’t get drafted

There isn't going to be a draft. Also don't join the military kids.

I ain't gonna die for Israel, nigga. I'd rather die for Syria. I lived in Paris for a while and became good friends with a based as fuck Syrian dude.

He ain’t wrong though. The grunts I know hate their lives, and get out after the first enlistment, after getting fucked up carrying 80lbs up mountains and learning zero tactics.

Anyone who exclaims that a war would be a war for Israel is a cheap Russian whore

>muh russia

Fuck off kike

OOOOOOOO CANADA

jokes on you, i'm an illegal

If that theoretically happened I would become a Muslim or crypto jew

>brown I.D.
I believe it

I have bone spurs.

I'm 36 and already killed sand niggers

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I'm not willing to fight for the nigger USA.

Move to China

drafted? wtf? I love diversity now!

Ignore the summons since it's illegitimate and go have my own war against every seditious force within the country.

Too old to be drafted so I guess I'll laugh at all the ""resisters"" and bugmen going off to war.

Not get drafted cause i was medically discharged in December..They could call me back but i doubt they want me, too broken.

such a good shabbos goy

Will go fight it out or die there for the sake of adventure and fuck it do what you got to do and just see how it goes mostly likely nothing will actually happen we should just let the middle east die like the shit hole it is

So you're saying I get a free gun and can legally kill people?
Hmm...

Get the fuck out you edgy little shit
You couldn't kill a fucking mouse if it was shitting in your cup noodles.
Getting a little sick of you little faggots LARPING as your black ops character on here

no syrian ever called me privelaged.

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