"You alright mate? Got your TV licence handy?"

"You alright mate? Got your TV licence handy?"

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*blocks the pavement*

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No, literally nobody fears the police are going to take you to prison over a tv license. Only retards on pol think that

oy m8 u hidin sumdin?

parts of me wants to start something in britbong land about toilet safety memes

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you sure about that, m8?

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haha good one guys

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why is the guy in that meme white mate?? yew got a racism loicense, yea?

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I haven't ever paid TV License

I'm not paying for propaganda

They came to my house and 'checked' and I just told them I don't watch live TV

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Be careful there. Word is the authorities have fancy technology to detect your unauthorized television consumption

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Bongs. Won the battle, lost everything else.

OI ARE U SLANDERIN THE QUEEN AND ‘ER TV MATE???

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Lol
fuck the queen

Fuck off. Not like they'd do anything if i said no.

CROMWELL REVOLT NOW. BURN BEN , BLOCK THE BROWNS, CUT OFF THE CROWN.

well well well, wot ‘ave we got ‘ere?? refusin’ to pay your tv loicense mate? the foine for such a crime is one horse cock up the ass in the name of the queen!

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OI MATE U GOT A LICENSE FER THEM ASSAULT WORDS??

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Meme flag

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Not the UK
W.T.F. Explain yourselves

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>t. creatura de los judeos

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Not my fault you downloaded the wrong pic. My gf (pic related) is Jewish, so be nice

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NEED MORE BOBBYS ON THE BEAT

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UK police seem to have two missions - police social media to protect muslim fragility and rummage through bushes looking for hidden sharp instruments

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Come and get it you filthy pig

* unsheaths spoon *

Meant for

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shit, wat do?

>Criminal evidence act 1984
>1984
What did they mean by this?

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Big brother knows

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A UK friend told me this stack covers his activities through lunch.

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british cops now raging horse and goat fuckers.
what happens when u let islam in.

Meme flag nobody.

That's fake... right?

No, but I do have my licence to legally go out and buy a fork.

>82,076 caught every year
That's a precise number. Are we sure there haven't been years with 82,075 or even worse, 82,077 people caught?