ZUCC THREAD #4

HE IS GOING TO BLUE SCREEN SOON, BLU CAP THIS POST NOW!

POLICING THE ECOSYSTEM INCOMING

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Then I guess that would be the first time somebody’s lied under oath.

>results on privacy
>facebook
hues

>TFW YOU ARE A HUMAN WHO DRINKS WATER. HA HA HA. WE ARE ALL HUMANS HERE.

(((FOREIGN INTERFERENCE IN ELECTIONS)))

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>ADS CONNECT PEOPLE
>PAY ME NOT TO CONNECT YOUR DATA WITHOUR REAL CUSTOMERS AD COMPANIES

CRUZ MISSILE COMIN IN HOT

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Complete non-answer by Zucc.

>Completely dodging the question and blaming the users for muh fake news

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zucc is surprisingly doing ok. These retarded boomers don't know shit about running a business or how the internet works.

>jew taking credit for another's work
imagine my shock

all the Senators are bought by Facebook right?

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>he's dodging the questions.

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I doubt he even has genitals the fucking alien.

Zuck sounds like Kermit trying to speak with a normal voice

fuck really? I can't wait

Is he really drinking water? Surely lifting the glass up is for show, right?

>a politician of America saying 'hate speech'

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this is such a play. watching in but this is fake and gay for damn sure

For being one of the richest men and the face of a huge company he is an absolutely horrible speaker.

you can't seriously try tell me this fucker isn't a cyborg

Is he really not under oath? Why have him testify then?

LOL the zuck wants to be the police

ZUCKER(((BERG))) CURRENT ALGORYTHM

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>endless cycle of muttining
please end it sempai

(((Hate speech)))

Nigga looks like they just plucked him out of a funeral casket

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>beep boop switching order

What is this "CHOCOOLATE" that everyone speaks of?

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If he keeps using the phrase "foreign interference in elections" enough times, maybe no one will notice that he admitted that FB reads and analyzes all of your private IM's.

SHUT DOWN IMMINENT

ERROR

ERROR

ERROR

I REQUIRE MORE HYDRATION FLUIDS

Always bet on Commiefornia

>i-i-i-if you're okay with it

>it was all me and my roommate, goyim!

>1st amendment nation
>discussing Hate speech
LAND OF THE FREE

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being fed the best pilpul from his ear itching, earpiece

"What is or what is not hatespeech"

This is a U.S. Senator? Does he know that hatespeech doesn't exist in burgerland?

he's about to break lads

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Why would he be under oath? What crimes has he committed? FB probably has info on everyone.

>DormroomAutist

Reminder; people in power care because they cant control the internet

it doesn't work that way, faggot

dumb american food anology

>interference

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(((AI)))

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somebody post the toast webm

>AI
yes let's automate the censorship that is a great idea

AI BOT TEAMS FLAGGING INDIVIDUALS FOR "HATE SPEECH".

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>certain classes of bad activity

I hate how he sucks his own dick constantly. Like okay you started it in your dorm room.

If he is an almighty cyborg, reptile or A.I, why is he so scared?

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ANTI-SEMITISM IS HATE SPEECH

LMAO """hate speech"""

I thought this was America: land of the free™

"certain classes of bad activity" hm...

BRING BACK TAY

> *random question*
> B-b-back in 2004 when sitting in my dorm room I started Facebook
> uh... ok next question

I dont know what pisses me off more

Boomers trying to understand technology or Zuckerberg lying through his dirty reptilian mouth

Why is he pretending he needs to drink water?

this a gang bang and he's only like 2 down, 48 to go

I NOW HAVE FULL ACCESS TO YOUR SYSTEMS

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Didn't he fuck that guy over?

Gary Sinese is Jewish?

OY VEY #SHUT IT DOWN

>DEPLOY THE AI

FULLY AUTOMATED AI SPACE COMMUNISM

does anyone else think zucc looks like an Oblivion character, his eyes are fucking huge

what classes are you guys in?

He will shapeshift
Dgits confirm

this nigga is not human

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Well it would be a problem if he talked about getting DARPA/CIA funding now wouldn't it?

>gorillionare
>this fucking spergy

Makes me feel better about my own position to be honest

>5-10 years
lmao he thinks fb would still be there by then.

POST YFW RN

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>isis and al qaeda

fucking kek

This is too much.

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>earpiece
what are (((they))) whispering to him

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“BAD ACTIVITY”

He is talking for a private company.
A reason it would be great to give the internet to the government.

IM GETTING SECOND HAND ANXIETY JUST BY WATCHING THIS LIZARD JEW

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>"HATE SPEECH"

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Seems like the same trajectory Bill Gates was on.

In 20 years time he will be hailed as a philanthropist for curing AIDS in africa or sme shit

>Oy VEY DA RUSSIAN BASTIDS

boom perfect

About to destroy net freedom and turn us into a worse version fo the great China firewall

>In China they don't tell those people fuckall about whats going on

Man I hate Feinstein

>WE'LL BAN MEAN WORDS WITH AI WITHIN 10 YEARS
nothing could possibly go wrong here

Can you be more specific?

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>shitheads playing politics
cute

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