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ZUCC HEARING #17
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ZUCC IS TUCC'D
>all goes fast, doesn't it?
;_;
First for ZUCKERBORG
The Facebook is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Monopoly and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>post yfw "I come in peace"
He can
He has the ability
was that senator mentally defficient? god damn i hate old people
OF COURSE HE HAS THE ABLILITY!!!
FBI/CIA always use that shit these fucking retards i swear
all they want is an easy to read terms of service
SAVAGE BOOMER
>I-In theory
>t-technically...
Ouch, that one hurt
shoo shoo spidey spider
A BEACH
came in peace left in pieces
sSSSSSSSsssSsSSssENATOR I
what a timeline, Kennedy senator calling zucc an ayyy
>Y-you can already delete all the data
>W-what you're talking about we already allow you to do, stupid boomer fuck!
ZUCK NO
do you have the ability?
>well we never would.....
do you have the ability you filthy kike?
DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR
Oh great, another estrogen impaired senator
He couldn't name his biggest competitor. Totally BTFO.
KEKERBERG IS FEELING THE FULL WRATH OF THE BOOMERS AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
REMINDER - NOT UNDER OATH
>Cuckberg just lied about them listening in on your phone. It's indisputable fact that they do this and anyone can test it out themselves. Just start talking about some random ass thing like hamsters and hamster cages and hamster wheels for a while and you'll start to get the ads.
To all the retards saying "facebook can't afford to parse audio"... why the fuck are we being pushed Google Home and Apple Home and all those shits, and how does Siri work on your phone, and Cortana on your computer?
Because your devices processing power does it for them. They just take and store the data.
I swear some of you are so scared you can't see what's already taking place.
>this guy is part of the US government
L'HORREUR DES AMÉRIQUES
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nice try spoopy spider
Wonder what android tits taste like
lmao
BUT THIS WOULD BE A BREACH
>YES; A BREACH
Imfuckingplying you bipedlet
can someone clip it?
because there is no competitor
he gives it to the fbi so he doesn't know how to answer that
TIME TO KILL THE SNAKE
FUCKING THIS
never more relevant
>first lesbian senator
Senator, I.....
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Nice try, spodermon
ABSOLUTELY BREACHED
GIVE ME THE SCOOP IS FACEBOOK FUCKED!?
>the second thing is a propaganda issue"
>Zucc has visible distress
>"WOOPS OUT OF TIME LOL"
>Zucc becomes smug all of a sudden
YOU STUPID OLD FUCK YOU HAD HIM AND YO BLEW IT. FUCKING BOOMERS RUINING EVERYTHING.
>people post data on your website
>"hurr, are you able to see that data?!?!?"
fucking retards. what is data storage you stupid piece of shit? if that wasn't possible, facebook wouldn't be able to offer its services at all
>I-is that correct?
>...
Sen. Baldwin is just playing catch up here
Imagine he said:
>w-well there is always M-Myspace
Jesus Christ it's true.
He just confirmed at least 95 sets of data.
When ur a Boomer life long politician with dementia it sure does
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
GUILLOTINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS IS THE MOST RETARED SHIT EVER. Dumb fagbookers put data themselfs ABSOLUT RETARDS
...
>but that would be a breach
>yes, that would be a breach
booooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Maybe, they're not commie enough for the Democrats apparently
WHY DOES HE BEHAVE LIKE A FUCKING ROBOT
Who is this lady? Reporter/lawyer/mom?
if this is so obvious, why was he so evasive?
What in the fucking fuck is the point of hearings when people aren't under oath?
Okay.
I hope Zucc has a fucking breakdown here soon.
They're ALL like that and have been life long senators
a breach
>watch my doubles.
nick cage incognito
>younoya
what does this face tell you?
Where is the danebro, this is for him
unoya, get on it pedes
>well there is always Myspace
>the room is filled with laughter
>Tom found dead two days later due to suicide
you fucker...
holy shit this is boring. None of these politicians understand what they're asking. I hate everyone in this room.
could be Eunoia too
blocks your path*
>MUH RUSSIA
>php
kys
His CPU is overclocking, requiring frequent water replacement for coolant
and these hearings with technology issues being at the center are just going to become more and more frequent while these senators get older. you have my pity, america.
MUH HOME STATE OF WISCONSIN
POOR POOR VICTIMS OF RUSSIAN AD TROLLS!
MUH STUPID FUCKING CONSTITUENTS GETTING SO EASILY INFLUENCED BY DUMB DRUNK RUSSIAN HACKER ADS!
take shot every time russia is mentioned
>Mr. Zuckerberg, can you explain the role of your company in the relationships depicted in this graph?
>php
Muh Russians.. They spent... $100,000 he said? How much did the Democrats spend on Hillary? Several billion?
>obama uses research groups for social media outreach during his campaigns
>celebrated for being forward thinking
>trump does the exact same thing
>congressional hearing