/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WAR ON HOLD FOR TONIGHT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump hosts NCAA 2017 Champs AL Crimsom Tide 4/10/18
youtu.be/_PAoxlheyVs
>Pres Trump meets w/Qatar Emir 4/10/18
youtu.be/8ixvNi81skc
>UNSC meeting on Syrian Crisis (full) 4/10/18
youtu.be/Y-Xz9XcsfFY
>USTransCom Cmdr Gen McDew @Senate on budget 4/10/18
c-span.org/video/?443775-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/10/18
youtu.be/Z4vpU9rhn6c
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/10/18
c-span.org/video/?443837-1/
>Pres Trump comments on FBI raid on his lawyer 4/9/18
youtu.be/vk9dMICMQwg
>Pres Trump holds cabinet meeting 4/9/18
youtu.be/R4ciDJHcomU
>FLotUS Melania listening sessions w/middle schoolers 4/9/18
youtu.be/jbF_vyVLpSE
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis comments on Syria attack 4/9/18
c-span.org/video/?443755-1/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/9/18
youtu.be/nKCFW-taCzI
>CommSec Wilburine @Heritage Foundation 4/9/18
c-span.org/video/?443644-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on Trade Tariffs 4/9/18
c-span.org/video/?443761-1/
>EnergySec Perry on Cyber Defense 4/9/18
youtu.be/0tq4XUpsmEw
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/9/18
youtu.be/eXlKInAMfws
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #50 4/7/18
youtu.be/l5LwnDv9SuQ
>Pres Trump on Bernie&Sid Show (radio) 4/6/18
ogpodcastnetwork.com/episode/president-trump-on-the-bernie-and-sid-show/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis on border security 4/6/18
youtu.be/Edrn1-7plP4

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MAGA

Hey boys, I’m looking for someone with IQ >90 to have an intelligent discu—

Oops my bad, I didn’t see I was in /ptg/!!!!!!!

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CANT
SHUCK
THE
ZUCK

I'm fucking baking the next thread; you niggers can't keep your shit together with your damn discord.

DEATH TO THE USA

hmmm

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Updated again.
imgur.com/a/s71gt

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just give it to me straight /ptg/.
is it happening?

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awoo~

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Does that mean he's going to airstrike the Pentagon parking lot?

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TRUMP NO, THINK ABOUT THE RULE OF LAW!

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Shoot all kikes for Assad.

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(you)

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Let's pray that President Trump decides not to squander the lives of our soldiers just to help Israel expand its borders.

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i get what you mean but this kind of weird tiptoeing around declaration of war is commonplace and not even contained to just modern kikery
for example, prior to the meiji restoration japan attacked US ships on a couple of occasions but this wasn't treated as an act of war.
really it just boils down to if we're being serious about an attack or just making a move for diplomatic/facsimile reasons.

also i'm a poorfag and only coke was on sale this week so i'm mad

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It never was

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I got this from twitter.

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That's sad.

Surely Trump sees what type of people support (((retaliation)))

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This is a split thread!!

REAL THREAD HERE

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How the fuck would we know?

I still haven't received my replacement decoder ring, I can't get the baker codes to work

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did they also give him a coloring book and a kids menu?

>IQ >90
>not >90 IQ

When there's a big operation on the DoD calls in all the reporters to cover it the right way.

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AWOO FOR TRUMP

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I didn't watch the (((Senate))) grilling but apparently it did not go well for him.

BASED CRUZ: Mr. Zuckerberg, I will say there are a great many Americans who I think are deeply concerned that that Facebook and other tech companies are engaged in a pervasive pattern of bias and political censorship.

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>considering
It's already decided, silly CNN, bye Rosenstein

Do it Trump!

MAGA

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can you make the title a little more comprehensible? it is word salad atm. why doesnt "% of white babies" work

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Bomb the Russians
Then they'll never get to you
Bomb the russians
Then we'll see who buries who

Strike while the iron is hot
Strike they won't get off a shot
Strike so our bombs from space protect the all american race
Strike end this menace red strike they'd be better off dead
Strike when their last blood is she'd then we won't worry who's ahead

Bomb the russians
We don't have to take their shit
Bomb the russians
We'll be better of for it

Strike while they're all asleep
Strike kill the common creep
Strike they messed with the best now they die like the rest
Strike give 'em one more for me
Strike put it on t.v.
Strike cause the "duke" would do it
He would make the russkies chew it

Bomb the russians
Bomb the russians
Bomb the russians

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Unfortunately probably not

Haven't kept track of the news today - has /o

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Well shit.

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nah it'll be peace in our time

Just got off work and the catalog a shit! Why the fuck is everyone shilling for ww3? Can I get a QRD
>was able to pray to doggo-chan last night
>missed out on the start of the ending (apparently)

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Nico nico niggers belong in chains.

It says infant population in the Census.

Fuck em

For the ryokofren last thread, your wife is a hard woman to hat.

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You should know by now it never happens

you bakers are so silly

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I'm going to be a #cruzmissile as soon as Fox News confirms the war.

Redditor with 150k+ link karma here. What you 4channers don't realize is that without "that Reddit crowd" you are so fond of making fun of, you wouldn't even have a site.

It's not exactly secret that Reddit and its users control the majority of online discussion, be that on Reddit itself or any other smaller sites like Jow Forums.

The days of your "secret club" are long gone, hell just this week I capped and uploaded over a dozen screenshots of threads to Jow Forums4chan

This past week I have been gifted reddit gold 2 times due to the outstanding quality of my posting.

What have you done with your life?

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>no WW3, survive until next episode
>WW3, anime becomes real
Either way I win

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Jow Forums has never accurately predicted a happening. We just have people who constantly say "it's happening" until it actually happens.

Almost Time
youtu.be/BUKIdQOkGkQ

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Maybe.. I mean didn’t they attack a parking lot in Syria last year after the fake gassings?

>watching the impotent dictator assad with the boys on /ptg/
>intense gassing scene between brown Assad and sandnigger population
>slouch down my gaming chair and type, "YO, THIS SANDNIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON"
>everyone showers me with (you)s and affection
>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "muh do da dippa"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the girls(males)

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THREAD THEME
youtu.be/gqI-6xag8Mg
IT'S SANDNIGGER KILLING TIME BOYS

Facebook will be fine but Zucc might have to resign eventually

>coke was on sale
Gooooooood. Goooooooooooood.

>weird tiptoeing
Anything "weird" or tip-toe-y is unconstitutional. The words on the page say Congress only. If we can't hold the damn government to the initial founding document, what the fuck does any law even mean.
t. Scalia

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Here's an idea. Go on twitter and change your location to Syria. Use bing translator to type in Arabic "Bashar Al Assad has killed himself". Screw with sandnigger minds.

If you've got your old paper backups, you can use webm related to get up to date, it's a base thigh code, with a smug milf cipher.

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Used to like Martha MacCallum but she's pushing hard for conflict with Russia and Syria. Tuck is literally the only non-faggot on Fox.

Who is Lou Dobbs?

>America

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nice, glad you like my stolen pasta :D

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Meant for

>hasn't gotten his decoder ring
Eat more cracker jacks you skellifag.

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Why is the US afraid to hold Israel accountable for literally anything?

remember when people said zuc would become president in 2020?

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no, they're just going to blow up another empty parking building or something
and then /sg/ will bitch endlessly about how the Pentagon parking lot was the heart of Assad's operation and how Trump is a super neocon Jew for denying him it's use

Most based man on TV

>Be me
>Running for president
>Highly divisive figure
>Running on a platform of racial conflict
>Breeze through the primaries because my "opposition" consists of losers and, frankly, I have the best words.
>General election time
>Opponent is convinced Russia is the greatest threat facing our nation
>I downplay that shit, laugh at it
>People seem to buy it
>Opponent is more qualified than me by any objective measure, but who the hell cares?
>At least my rallies are bigger
>Still not quite sure I'm gonna win
>desparatetimescallfordespataemeasures.png
>Have idea
>I have the best ideas
>This social media thing is getting big, right?
>What if we use the Facebook to find out what people want and tell them exactly what they want to hear?
>Have some shady agency develop an app
>Scrape data of over 50 million Americans
>WTF, they put all this shit online for free?
>Oh well
>Win election because of it
>Be Barack Obama, 2012
>Pic unrelated

The best part is 4 years later the other guy did the exact same thing and everyone got super pissed because of it lmao
thenewamerican.com/tech/computers/item/28648-trump-facebook-data-manipulation-obama-did-the-same-and-more-in-2012

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halibut is trash fish?!

whats trash fish? Cod?

what would the situation even look like if Trump fired Rosenstein, but didn't touch Mueller?
Sessions would still be AG

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Fucking liberals are idiot faggots, you beat me to it.
~AWOO
Also will confirm it is a simple show of force, like war a game, troops are being pulled from Syria, the timetable for the withdraw got moved up due to the false flag.
We all know the 4d chess.

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>trash fish
But it's tasty

Thank fuck, about a year too late but at least it will kickoff a happening.
>rule of law
yeah after the double standards we've seen out of the FBI I'd say rule of law is already dead, this would be burying the corpse.

Fuck off pasta leaf

>tfw lost my decoder ring

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I bet it's Tilapia but they just used any old photo of fish for the story

Who were your childhood crushes /Ptg/?

When I was 9, I remember wishing Jenny Wakeman and Sabrina Spellman were real so they could be my gfs

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>genius
'''
“We don’t answer to investment bankers like some other seafood companies,’’ the company writes on its website. “We only answer to our customers, our fishermen, and our employees."
'''

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Zucc will need to be removed from the company kicking and screaming. He's the type whose job is their entire life. He has no hobbies or interests. Facebook is everything to him.

But she is so worth it.

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Lobster used to be considered a trash fish

dude the government tiptoes around the Constitution all the time. i'd be rich if i had a penny every time the tenth amendment was violated, and there are plenty of examples where the other ones are infringed
it's sad but it's the state of the union

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S-s-sauce?

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Nice

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>yfw hes scrolling Jow Forums for approval

Damn. She makes the one piece sexy.

Cod is tasty if you bake it with olive oil butter and lemon

Carp

wtf i love trash fish now

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'Cause they're all in the fucking bunker.

why would she do this?

twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/791263939015376902

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still better than mud cookies

at least I wasn't the only one

Settle down spaz, I would've baked at 300 had I been around to see OP was a fag who just didn't want more Yugioh