EMERGENCY! Microsoft going nuclear!

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WARNING!!!

Microsoft have changed their terms of service so that they can monitor any of your personal content, including the files on your PC, while using their products or services and if they deem it offensive they can take that content and their products/services away from you and ban you! If you happen to have an Xbox or have bought PC games from the Microsoft Store and are logged into your Microsoft account on any device while committing your "crime" you can be banned from Xbox Live and have all your downloaded games and any credit that's still in your account taken away!

But it gets worse. This applies to all Microsoft products and services. So therefore Windows itself! I think I have already been a victim, probably due to posting here, as recently my Windows 10 key was revoked out of the blue. I contacted Microsoft and they told me my key was no longer valid but outright refused to tell me why. So I had to buy Windows 10 again. I didn't buy it direct from them of course. Please post if this has happened to you very recently too.

I'm pretty scared about what's coming. They want us off the internet and I think this is how they're going to get many people. They're going to just shutdown our Windows on the basis of us breaking their new terms of service. What if ISPs are next?

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Stop being a faggot and switch to Linux...

Being this much of a faggot..

This

>the virgin microsoft pc
>the chad linux operating system

Where my sony homies at? We can freely shit talk whenever and wherever lmfao. Get rekt nintendorks and xbronies.

PStriple, PSquad for life.

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I'll be an outdoorsman and give up this digital faggotry before I use linux

You go do that then. I couldn't give a fuck less user.

no fuckin way. So one second i use my laptop to shitpost or just have pictures of uncle adolf on my comp and the next second they revoke my key entirely? How the fuck do they expect to maintain market share?

Whats so bad about linux?

Also computerretard here, can i switch my OS to linux and keep all my files? How does such a thing work

Decentralization can’t come soon enough. The Left act more like the Church during the Middle Ages by the day. Sad!

Take a look at tails. tails.boum.org/
Caveat is that you can't use tails and microcock at the same time iirc. Upshot is you can get a taste of linux and not lose your m$ installation. Oh yeah, you'll need a bootable pendrive.

It's almost as if they are trying to commit suicide. Yes lets alienate majority of our user base and destroy our corporate image just to virtue signal.

>office
so if I open up office and type "fuck niggers" it's going to shut down? Because that's going to make my civil war era romance novel very difficult to write.

>government can monitor you and your things
WOW IM FUCKING SHOCKED

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yes, this office will self destruct in 15 14 13 12

>bought PC games from the Microsoft Store
So literally no one then.

Linux is the future faggot. Windows is dead

Imagine being scared.

Proving that Linux is better yet again

Fine, let the Chinese and Americans run software on your computer without your knowledge.

>! If you happen to have an Xbox or have bought PC games from the Microsoft Store

wait, people buy games from microsoft?

weak b8

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Linux is great.

You can keep your files if you back them up onto a different drive or a USB or whatever you want. If you are thinking about switching and really don't know much about computers then make sure that any programs that you rely on either run on Linux or have an alternative before making the switch.

yes, it is almost as if there is some leftism virus.
my guess is it is a modified version of toxoplasmosis.

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>Vulkan still isn't the industry standard
I just want to play some games man. Why do I need to deal with MicroJewSoft just to have a tiny amount of inexpensive fun in my increasingly bleak life?

Billy needs to get Oswalded

You have an xbox and some games you buy from the xbox store.

Jow Forums is full of tech illiterates

You can keep all your files, just make sure you have a way to transfer them. If you dual boot you can see them on the drive from either OS, but if you wiped the whole disk and installed only linux you'd need a backup obviously.

Very first step would be to make a bootable flash drive just to see how it looks. Be warned that the performance will be absolute garbage this way though. Follow the directions here: community.linuxmint.com/tutorial/view/744

If you like that you can set up dual booting, which is a bit more complicated but will run properly. There are lots of tutorials online.

gamedevs are pajeet slaves that do whatever their jewish publishers want and the linux market is too small

They need to be shown a better way user. :)

Im using edge on android, i'll just switch back to google shig

>post on Jow Forums
>my windows key was also revoked

I thought it was just a fucked update or something. Now I'm really thinking

Well they're letting me down really really badly.

Depends if you care about "games" in general or specific games. There are plenty of games with native Linux versions, and many more that will work through Wine. You might not always get to play the latest AAA bullshit (at least until Wine updates to be compatible), but there's more than enough other stuff to piss away your life on if that's all you want.

store.steampowered.com/linux

I'm aware there are some games for Linux but I don't want to give up being able to pick up a new tittle to play with friends. I hope the new Atari console which is really just a Linux machine in a nice looking case does well and games for Linux gets a little bump. God knows the Steam console didn't deliver.

Microsoft isn't the gov you fucking turd.

>pay cold hard jew cash to play a kind of computer software made by jew.

Is it really worth it? Not a gamer myself even though i'm working in IT field.

>Is it really worth it?
I don't buy anything I think I'll get less than a few dozen hours out of so it's good cost to entertain value. I still play Civ 5 on occasion and that came out almost a decade ago.

good goy

>systemd

amirite bro the audit scheme is too fast they're pulling off a chromium and putting the jew inside my open source software xD

>I had to buy Windows 10 again

>dual boot Fedora
>the shitty third party sound driver is causing all system sounds to crackle like shit
>still no fix
How wonderful.

elites know they're going to lose and are buying time with this heavy censorship.

>They want us off the internet
Who? You and your autistic Jow Forums conspiracy mates?

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>give up this digital faggotry before I use linux
He's too dumb to figure it out.
Also, if linux bothers you that much, get you fat-ass off the internet, because guess what this place runs on.

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Yeah, fuck that meme hobby OS. After an arduous process of formatting and installing Arch on a VM, I can say with unabashed confidence that anybody seriously supporting Linux outside of computer science majors, software dev/engies etc etc is totally full of shit and being a pretentious faggot. Plus, literally NONE of the software I use, which is industry standard, is supported by Linux nor has an adequate replacement.

I've been using windows since NT and fulfills all my needs.

I don't think my windows was even valid from the get go

Fuck you and your automatic updates, Microdick

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Microsoft gamertag rules are such trash. I had my GT as "More Effin Beer" for 2 straight years without a problem, then some loser reports me and I have to change it 3 times paying 30 bucks in total because "it's offensive".

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Also, inb4 "hurr durr too dumb to figure out" or "you know nothing about computers."

Literally the only retort Linuxfags use.

>an arduous process of formatting and installing Arch on a VM
>literally picked the distribution designed for computer science majors, software dev/engies etc etc instead of one that's actually easy to use
silly user

Literally the only retort needed. Listen to what a retard you sound like:
>muh ardous process
>installing Arch on a VM
KYS fucktard

I also prep my wife’s bull

Enjoy being anally raped by evil corporations, luser.

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>But it gets worse. This applies to all Microsoft products and services. So therefore Windows itself! I think I have already been a victim, probably due to posting here, as recently my Windows 10 key was revoked out of the blue. I contacted Microsoft and they told me my key was no longer valid but outright refused to tell me why. So I had to buy Windows 10 again. I didn't buy it direct from them of course. Please post if this has happened to you very recently too.
>Bitch nigga using Windows
Nigga you gotta get dat Gentoo, you know what i'm saying?

Well good thing my windows 10 is pirated and I never update it.

What can I say? I wanted to get my hands dirty to see what the fuss is about. Was disappointing as fuck.

Observe, a butthurt Linuxfag defending his gay hobby OS which only the most melvin of melvins use. Even followed up with "KYS FAG." How adorable.

Such an angry leaf. Methinks you actually are a brainlet and are projecting. Keep using your "industry standard" software and make sure to keep much lube handy.

what the fuck did you expect by getting your hands dirty in an operating system that basically wants you to compile fucking everything locally user

the only butthurt fag is you, my "gay hobby OS" is actually the focus of my cushy, well-paid job. Sorry if linux is above your level. Stick to Windows, the OS of secretaries and salesmen. Oh, and fat-ass, bad-breathed pimply gamer fags like you.

>use Windows
Heh

Not only that, Xbox executives have also completely fallen for the feminist consultant memes about women, soyboys and ethnic minorities being their real core audiences. They seem to seriously think that they're losing players to PS4 and PC because they're not pandering to feminists and liberal numales enough.

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For me, it’s OpenBSD. The Best BSD.

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>language on skype
people use it as a phone service. good luck censoring that

Just keygen your win 10 key back. If you legally paid for your copy you have every right legally and morally to steal it.

Also, we all knew microshill was going to start this shit. That's what win 10 is. A way to close in on the business model of Facebook and Google, by collecting user data to sell for advertisers and to the government alphabet letter agencies.

Win 7 has some updates you can remove to fix that, but doesn't matter if you have an Intel CPU. There's telemetry baked in at the hardware level to directly contact TCP/IP stack to send info to alphabet letter agencies no matter what OS you're in, even in Linux.
If you have a Celeron, Pentium, i3, i5, i7 or i9 all your shit is/was owned by alphas, even before you made the terrible decision to go with Windows 10.

I was gonna call you a commie, but then I saw your stupid meme flag.

>You have an xbox and some games you buy from the xbox store.
No I dont and wouldnt buy shit from a store that we never own, it even says your just renting it and they can take it away without refund anytime they want.

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Supposedly the most secure OS of all. I've only ever used it as a webserver myself though. Still tinker from time to time but haven't gotten used to the 'doas' replacement for sudo.

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>he doesn't have a Mac or Linux computer with a Windows 7 VM
>unironically runs Windows 10 as his native OS
OP, stop doing this. You're hurting yourself.

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>its a brainlet gets memed into attempting to install arch episode

He did say he's a computer retard. He might not even know what a VM is mr. snarky

Will steam be ok?

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So install a proprietary driver fucktard

My final observation and then I'm outta here; gym in the morning before I head to the office - If you need a gaming PC-rig that much because a gaming-console can't satisfy then consider that maybe, just maybe, you take games a bit too seriously. Grow up. Stop playing in digital la-la land. Go outside and breath some fresh air. Maybe you'll even (God forbid) meet a girl for once. Oh, and ditch the Microshart already.

Word Perfect bitches

That's because you're a poorfag and have a shitty integrated sound card and you didn't set the buffer size appropriately. Bump that shit up if you're not doing pro-audio and the static goes away. Or get a better sound card.

I absolutely agree. I don't understand what they seek to achieve by stunting humanity with progressive non-progressiveness. Progresive iseals are ironically what is holding everything back.

>So I had to buy Windows 10 again

i really hope this is larp. Never saw anyone buying microshart products while they have the most cracked softwares on internet.
I ran 3.11, 95, 98, 2000, millenium, XP, seven, 8 and 10 and and all the office packs etc and never i have thought giving this CIAnigger company a single shekel.

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>But there is light at the end of the tunnel for filth and foul language lovers, as Microsoft noted that it "cannot monitor the entire Services and make no attempt to do so".

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> I had my GT as "More Effin Beer" for 2 straight years
I'd ban you too for that faggoty name

FUCK KIKEROSOFT

REVOKE MY KEYS I DARE YOU
COME AT ME BRO

I WILL DIG UP ANNE FRANKS CORPSE SHIT DOWN HER CUNT HOLE AND TOSS HER CORPSE INTO MY NEAREST KIKEROSOFT STORE

youtube.com/watch?v=sxXs0Yy5-0Y

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If someone wants milions of white nationalist off the net and on the streets, they are our guy lol. Would cause carnage.

>still rocking Windows 7
>refuse to change

this

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kys linux fag
>Are Microsoft’s ToS changes due to FOSTA/SESTA?
>Some folks believe the changes in Microsoft’s terms may be related to Congress passing the Fight Online Sex Trafficking Act (FOSTA), which was combined with the Stop Enabling Sex-Trafficking Act (SESTA). FOSTA/SESTA would hold platforms responsible for users’ speech, illegally shared content, and anything that might be construed as trafficking. It has been called “the death of the open internet.”
>The Department of Justice warned that the bill “raises a serious constitutional concern,” as it “shall apply regardless of whether the conduct alleged occurred [sic], or is alleged to have occurred, before, on, or after such date of enactment.” In short, since it applies retroactively, it applies to trafficking that took place before the law passed — which the DoJ believes violates the Constitution’s Ex Post Facto Clause.
>When the Senate passed the bill, the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) called it a “dark day for the Internet” because it is “a bill that silences online speech by forcing Internet platforms to censor their users.” FOSTA/SESTA is “the worst of both worlds.” The EFF added, “When the Department of Justice is the group urging Congress not to expand criminal law and Congress does it anyway, something is very wrong.”

>Microsoft have changed their terms of service
>OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK!

Microsoft win 8 wants to install more spyware updates tonight, it I reboot it to factory standard and delete all my files from my hard drive will I still get to keep my malware OS?

I use a flash drive anyway so I wouldn't lose anything important.

Please help me out Jow Forumsand!
>inb4 lee redditt spacing

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How soon until the terms of service for all ((private companies)) will prohibit using their products to communicate 'hate' ? Can Toyota prohibit you from driving their vehicles to church? What TOS will Fruit-of-the-loom invent? Where does this end?

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What if I like doing things on my computer though

it never ends goy

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>Right wingers have to leave videogames and Windows
Nnnnnice

Tails is fuckin shit as a home computer os

How many features do Apple and Microsoft have to take away before you have to use Linux? The absolute state of OS cuckoldry.

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So nobody read what this shit's about before spewing linux shit?
>Are Microsoft’s ToS changes due to FOSTA/SESTA?
>Some folks believe the changes in Microsoft’s terms may be related to Congress passing the Fight Online Sex Trafficking Act (FOSTA), which was combined with the Stop Enabling Sex-Trafficking Act (SESTA). FOSTA/SESTA would hold platforms responsible for users’ speech, illegally shared content, and anything that might be construed as trafficking. It has been called “the death of the open internet.”
>The Department of Justice warned that the bill “raises a serious constitutional concern,” as it “shall apply regardless of whether the conduct alleged occurred [sic], or is alleged to have occurred, before, on, or after such date of enactment.” In short, since it applies retroactively, it applies to trafficking that took place before the law passed — which the DoJ believes violates the Constitution’s Ex Post Facto Clause.
>When the Senate passed the bill, the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) called it a “dark day for the Internet” because it is “a bill that silences online speech by forcing Internet platforms to censor their users.” FOSTA/SESTA is “the worst of both worlds.” The EFF added, “When the Department of Justice is the group urging Congress not to expand criminal law and Congress does it anyway, something is very wrong.”

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xbl was attached to games on steam.. which ones escape me at the moment, but i had at least one. i had to disable xbl to get it to run properly.

This is how you make the "Year of the Linux Desktop" meme into a reality.