Why haven’t you enlisted yet, Jow Forums? You know it’s inevitable. Join now and get a comfy rear job...

I hope you got a bonus at least

Branch? Mos? Rank when you finished?

at least you did the smart thing and didn't sign up for 6. also logistics? you joined the only branch that is the modern version of a warrior cult and didn't go combat? fuck man. I can understand going for a cushy job in the Navy or Air Force but logistics in the USMC is just mind-boggling. what exactly are you bragging about here?

Agreed. I plan on enlisting soon.

fuuuuuuuck no i didn't. buddy of mine reupped for 6 years a month or two prior, got 9K out of it. turns out his year group was undermanned. Mine wasn't.

Navy, Aircraft Mechanic, E-5

This
Was planning on going infantry but got denied enlistment because of tattoos kek.

Well actually I’m in an infantry contract right now but am actually debating to change it to logistics.

you haven't shipped means you can get the fuck out.

the recuriter is a salesman, nobody goes to MEPs then gets sent to the 'brig' because they changed your mind. The second you step on the yellow footprints you are fucked.

GTFO NOW
Go to trade school
Don't fight for (((them)))

POG marines are the most annoying people on the planet
also marines are for literal retards, and they get shit for money and funding, and are almost always the B team for any real combat operation, so I'd see if I could swith branches if I were you

I haven't enlisted because I dont think they take people in their 50's with no military experience...

>not dodging the draft

Well 1 of 3 things will happen soon
>nothing
I would rather be a pog and actually do stuff than be a grunt during peacetime
>proxy war in Syria
I’d rather be a pog instead of walking around aimlessly until I step on an IED
>ww3
We’re all gonna die anyway

>POG marines are the most annoying people on the planet

huuuh? where did i mention that i was a Marine? I was in the Navy, and worked on helo's.

Be a pog in the air force where at least you dont have to do shitty marches and training to pretend you're a marine every once in awhile. Seriously being support in the Air Force is the best thing you could do

>or wait to be drafted and put on the front lines.
assuming they are desperate enough to pick someone as physically unfit to draft me, I have dual citizenship with Spain, Mexico and Colombia

I'll give up this shithole of a nation for a new shithole where at least I won't be dying for a fucking jew.

I was talking about the support marines you were referencing, not you

what will more than likely happen:
>swab and sweep floors, rake leaves, get drunk in the barracks every night, get NJP'ed within first year, spend rest of contract in bitterness and get out

oh, my bad. the (you) above the sentence made my brain divide by zero

You gonna get stoplossed faggot. Have fun dying for Trump

I don’t drink

not yet

i hope you're ready to spend the next 4 years in a blackout fueled haze

Sometimes I wonder where the 4 years I was in went because I dont remember a whole lot

It was good times then but I'd die if I drank like that now

I already put my time in. However, I recently decided that I'm not dying for the average American, they are not worth it.

you really do pick up a lot of bad habits when you're in. towards the end of my last contract people were wanting "one last drink" or party with me before I got out, i had to show up and nurse everything like a baby, i just couldn't drink like i used to. maybe because i had actual optimism unlike everyone else who had years left on their enlistment? I began to really see that you needed to be shithoused most of the time to deal with the bullshit while you're in. hell, after I got out I quit drinking and smoking within the first 6 months.

>The few. The proud.

Its a good thing theres so few of them.

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I wanted to join the chair force but my eyes are fucked up.

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just finished a 4 year enlistment in the airforce. Was 100% worth it. But bigger better options beckon.

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>Marines
>Bend and peel out
>mfw military advertising still sucks
HHEEEELLLOOO!? ANYONE IN THERE?

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walk proud right into the desert goy.

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how fucked up?

because im going to fuck your wife and daughter while you are wasting time in some sand nigger country for no reason

marines are cucks.
a good portion of them have gook wives because they cant find ones of their own race.
then they bring their gook wive's family to america.

you don't get laid now, you think you'll get laid when this imaginary scenario happens? lol. SOunds like someone lost their crush to a pumped-up airman or marine.

jokes on these faggots because i have severe dental problems and don't even have a GED, they will send me away from MEPS because i am a liability to the military

>jokes on them
>I am a liability
Checks out

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I'm not stupid

enjoy dying for the kikes lmao

Because the Officer class will throw their enlisted bretheren under the bus to protect the reputation of the Corps. That doesn't sound like "brotherhood" to me, OP.

>Why haven’t you enlisted yet
because Im not a shit eating retard that is willing to die and throw away my one and only existence so that a bunch of kikes can make a landgrab.

I'm not fighting for jews

I'm 38. Hopefully you young kids get culled so there will be job openings here at home.

Tfw wanna be a warrior
Tfw don't wanna fight for Jews
Wat do?

Jokes on you, I'm already in the Coast Guard.

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I already did, enlisting in the Army is the best decision I've ever made.

I tried this past September, I have a lot of bad medical conditions so the army and marines both turned me away. Don't worry though, I'll console your wife when you die for Israel.

Yes goy! Die for israel.

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Ooo-rah, jarhead

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>the absolute state of burger dropouts

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Is it possible to be too retarded to get in to the army if I apply? I’ve been ejected by a number of colleges recently not just my first choice but second and third too

Logistics in the Marines requires wings. So, I'd say it's a lot more fun than it seems on the surface. Plus, maybe he didn't want to be a security gaurd or cop when his time was up.

If a war breaks out I’m traveling back to my home country and joining the military there, I will not fight for america or the american people

Because I'm white.

Jody detected

That comes later.

Got your face pushed in by a Marine, did ya? The butthurt is strong with you. Even the dumbest civilian knows all other branches secretly wish they could swing from our jockstrap. By all means, carry on. Share your feels with us.

Yes. You have to score at least a 32 composite on the ASVAB, but it's hard to score lower

already did my 8 years but I bet they'll drag me back since im under 35 and have combat experience. this time I'll aim for the jews.

Form your own White nation while jews and gooks have their war.

Wow the Marines dep give you a sticker that's cute. Does it come with a pack of crayolas?

>be me at 18
>enlist
>gets kicked out for medical condition
>tfw now drafted to die for israel

wise choice

if i kill for isrel can i live in the cubic millennium city?

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There's no fucking way I'm letting myself die in a desert somewhere for a cause I don't believe in and for people I've never met.

>fuck military sluts
They're not that impressive, bro. Have fun dying for ZOG.

Pic related is what you wish you were fucking. American female soldiers are all dykes.

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I do not condone violence and would sooner take legal punishment than comply with the draft.

>putting your life on the line for Israel for 6 years
>for $9,000

$1,500 per year to risk death to defend the Jew homeland?

Die in a fire, race traitor.

>that's an israeli ad-soldierette
this is an american

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Military sluts? I take it you haven't spent much time around Camp Lejeune. The ratio is roughly 5 roided out, Nog Staff NCOs for every 1 diseased, lard ass pig who's dtf. Enjoy that.

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If a major war does break out we can count on the fact that the majority if not all of us will likely be drafted. The vast majority of the military rank and file are conservative and it's far easier to reach enlightenment when you're already conservative than when you're a die hard liberal. With the influx and dispersion of us amongst the ranks of the already conservative grunts surely we could awaken a large part of the military and possibly even redirect the war away from the goods and towards the government and Jews.

Darksouls. These were taken in a male soldier's room.

I know a band called Puffy Areolas that I would love to send this to.

>Posts 1 hot chick
>All chicks are like this, bro
Congrats, you found one decent looking chick. lol. I assure you the vast majority of them aren't like that.

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She plays Dark Souls? What a loser.

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36yo Aussie/ brit here, am i too old? i have guns

And I guarantee that chick is getting pounded up the ass by the company First Sergeant and hasn't done day of work her entire enlistment.

highly likely she's a butterface too

never said that, but if we use ad-girls to get more recruits at least use americans
most are like as said, ugly dykes

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Missed the cutoff by one year

does it have a face?

I'm actually too old to enlist.

Your fucking retarded holy shit americans were a mistake

YES ENLIST HERE
>ATOMWAFFENDIVISION.org

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yeah thats what i thought, might be able to do reserves though right?

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