You'll vote for me, right user?
You'll vote for me, right user?
Grayson Phillips
Juan Gray
This gif makes me want to see someone edit him into the remove kebab music video.
Jeremiah Ross
Wow. That is absolutely a human being drinking water.
Isaac Carter
>TFW when the old guard find's about his petty Game of thrones plot to seize power by funding the enemy
Leo Kelly
Yes
Connor Johnson
Senator that is a very good question. I'd rather die.
Joseph Diaz
That's not a human.
Aaron Martinez
This lad hasn’t enough emotions to be a reptilian. Probably some rare insectoid.
Brandon Cooper
No, it is though.
Hunter Roberts
100%
Logan Brooks
Wyatt Rodriguez
Brayden Gutierrez
CRUSH TRUMP VOTE ZUCKER 2020
Brody Brown
Anthony Russell
>file name
Samuel Sanders
Julian Foster
i hope he still runs, the memes will be borg lvl.
Zachary Moore
Austin Nelson
>Drink water algorithm engaged
Zachary Robinson
This spergy fuck is an embodiment oh this place on crack.
>socially dysfunctional weirdo in public
>frumpy ugly best-i-could-get gf despite oodles of cash
>fucks around on the internet larping as a force - until his poorly though out games get the attention of the authorities.
He's just blinking in their spotlight like any other autist caught out with his cock in a flesh light.
Jaxon Green
kek....sure I will. But why ask me how i’ll vote when you already have the world’$ greate$t data collection apparatu$ to predict who i’ll vote for?
C’mon Zuck, don’t sweat it. You got 2020 in the bag T-shirtbro.
Grayson White
is he ourguy?
Ryder Moore
Is he on some psychotropic drug? Why does he look like a reptilian wearing a human suit?
Nathaniel Bailey
wha-why and how is the height of the water the same in the glass before and after he drinks it?
What is going on in this gif?????????
Owen Stewart
oh yeah - ten to 1 he's 40% of b's gfur threads.
Anthony Campbell
No, he’s not even /aguy/ because he’s Zuck’s hybrid bodydouble. But don’t bring it up at parties. He gets a little sensitive when overheating it via your/his cell phone.
Mason Torres
We don't want aliens in office
Brayden Gomez
Seriously, why would anyone vote for this guy? Because he's rich?
Carson Mitchell
>o-o-ofc my reptilian majesty
Owen Adams
What is his major malfunction? It's like he has no idea of what the inside of a home should look like and just based it off of the prop layout he saw in a home & kitchen product magazine. That's how he lives his life, he doesn't really see the objects as household items of everyday use, they are just props to trick people into an appearance of normalcy.
Aaron Bennett
He looks relaxed
Alexander Cox
Matthew Barnes
It literally looks like he's trying to sell his house, but he lives like that. Pic related is what I mean.
Michael Barnes
Insectoid, you say?
Brody Morris
Relaxed in the same way a psychopath serial killer could murder someone minutes before meeting you and not show a single emotion about it.
Thomas Baker
This nigga looks like he's wearing someone else's skin...
Blake Diaz
Centuries of inbreeding will do that.
Elijah Collins
That's exactly what I mean, except he purchased the house like that 5 years ago and didn't realize you were supposed to replace the items with your own belongings.
Parker Lopez
I guess the regression analysis circuits in his brain went a little haywire when figuring out what essential properties of a house make it feel lived in. The results stated that the best way to appear normal was to live in a sterile domicile, devoid of personal belongings.
William Rodriguez
The entire Facebook media circus was the Zionist political powers destroying Faceberg as a candidate for President - since Zucc was going to run against Kushner, and the Zionists have already decreed their messiah Kushner is to become President in 2024.
Ian Hernandez
I will literally vote for him if he runs despite being one of his biggest critics irl. I trust him more than any other potential candidate at this point.
Charles Ward
>TFW all this bullshit was a giant hit-job by politicians so he doesn't run for president
Evan Sanders
>Why does he look like a reptilian wearing a human suit?
Why does a spade look like a spade?
Daniel Anderson
I missed the entire thing because I was in work
Someone fill me in on what happened
Lucas Phillips
ding ding ding ding ding
Brayden Harris
They still haven't gotten the human motions down in their latest models.
Luke Evans
These super rich pricks tend to be sociopaths at best, psychopaths at worst. They look like they're trying to appear normal because they are, they're essentially predators in a human skin, but in this case the human skin is behavior not a literal one you lizardniggers.
Easy answer for why he furnishes his house this way is he hardly spends any time there, maybe just a couple months out of the year, because he's traveling all over the place being the sock puppet "face" for this DARPA program wearing a social media skin.
Parker Martinez
>completely true statements
Is he, dare I say it, /ourautist/?
Landon Hernandez
Do robots count as US citizens for the purpose of running for president?
Carter Wilson
>trusting an AI to not inadvertently trigger totally nuclear annihilation
*bleep blorp*
Zuckerberg calculating economic efficiency...
*beep beep*
Zuckerburg detecting excessive unemployment levels...
*launches nuclear attack on own citizens*
Zuckerburg reiterating economic models, unemployment levels within acceptable operating parameters...
*externally digests food and absorbs nutrients*
Zuckerburg retiring to resting isolation pod...
Asher Martin
>tfw knocking him off the presidential path is but one bird about to be stoned by one mammoth wrecking ball
Carter Reyes
>they're essentially predators in a human skin
Exactly.
And humans have millions of years of evolution that have taught us to instinctively recognize predators.
Trust that intuition.
Luke Nelson
No fucking way that thing is human.
Caleb Garcia
Look at that human being eat food.
Liam Torres
>be Mark Zuckerberg
>decide you're going to run for president in 2020
>you're popular, have no scandals about yourself, you're smart, you're much richer than Trump, you speak Chinese, you're an extremely talented and rich successful businessman
>furthermore, you're one of the pioneers of the Internet age and 100% in touch with the reality of young people today
>you are all set to win
A few months later...
>lefties start saying Trump's win is your fault (it's never theirs!) and destroy your campaign
WHAT THE HELL?
Isaac Lopez
If they were manufactured in the USA or a USA protectorate.
Leo Rivera
Congress played grill the kike for many hours. Faceberg sat on a booster seat to make himself look taller. Turns out the interweb is made of tubes and pipes.
Did I leave anything out?
Samuel Roberts
Is The Zucc vacationing in Brazil by any chance?
Brayden Green
Ryder Ward
>did I leave anything out
Yeah, you forgot "he's a robot"
Adrian Jenkins
Hunter Jenkins
ay yo wtf
Jack Jones
is this guy human?
Ryan Perez
A real human bean
Jaxson Butler
Parker Butler
A real hero
Luis Rodriguez
wtf
Connor Harris
No. I just want an explanation to that which seems very bizarre behavior from the Democrats in my opinion.
Jacob Allen
No senator, in general principle you did not leave anything out as I'm sitting here today
Henry Hernandez
This dude has like 46 of my best cock picks. Not only does that make him a faggot but also yeah I'd probably vote for him I don't want him sending those to my mom.
Adam Butler
>when the water drinking algorithm you've been developing for months gives a sudden stack dump overflow in public and you have to put 100% of your computing power into manual override
Carson Adams
Unnerving, isn't it?
That's how I feel when I look at Zuckerberg, Nat Rothschild, et. al.
They look like they're wearing a face.
Jack Roberts
It’s glorious to behold.
Connor Taylor
If you use your gene editing tech to grow another half foot.
Julian Moore
Made me kek
Tyler Adams
Obligatory thread theme.
Juan Martin
Quick, would you rather be yourself now or be Zuck?
Aiden Long
Zuck for the money, so I can liquidate all assets before the company plummets. Make a quick buck, fuck off to Thailand, and get reconstructive face surgery to look like a normal fucking human.
Blake James
In all seriousness what is that? Some kind of disorder?
Aiden Nguyen
Democrats are opportunistic jackals. Their voters have zero conviction, no moral compass, they suddenly become pro war because they're told "nazis" are against military intervention in Syria. They're a stiff fart away from taking up arms and murdering their political enemies, if the it came from the right person's ass. They're the easily cowed masses, the dumb followers, the politically correct, they who do not question except what they're told to question.
Andrew Sullivan
They asked him a bunch of softball question. Only based senator was Cruz. Here's his vid:
Hilarious gotcha moment starting around 2:15. Which one of you is Palmer Lucky?
Kayden Hall
The pic I posted is just a mask some artist made to avoid surveillance cams, it's just a mask of his face.
Liam Robinson
That's some good photoshop
Justin Sullivan
No. The Dems are going easy on you, hard core, and you're still falling apart. Facebook is going down in flames despite every Mule trying to keep you from behind bars. Good God man.
Ayden Phillips
It's bretty good. You can see the project here:
indiegogo.com
Matthew Kelly
Judging by fuckerberg he knew exactly what he was doing was illegal.
Jeremiah Butler
Sauce?
If the mask is just his face, how does it subvert facial recognition?
Blake Mitchell
...
John Gray
Why are all of our senators old as fuck? It was kind of frustrating seeing them have no idea about how computers and technology work.
Angel Garcia
Would you trust an 18 year old senator who shitposts on Jow Forums instead?
Hudson Reyes
Anyone is better than McCain or Maxine waters
Carson Green
Why is McCain even considered a hero?
Anthony Martinez
Propaganda.
Asher Long
Yes.
Dylan Rogers
....
Mah nigga.
Julian Carter
He's a goddamned fucking reptilian.
Henry Gonzalez
Trips proves it's a good idea.
Christian Bell
He's not. He's a coward who ran straight into the arms of the enemy and got captured for his own political benefit. Now he's faking cancer. Disgusting.
Jonathan Hughes
>rolling the food into the back of your mouth without chewing like a reptile...
Thomas Robinson
I mean even if he was captured I don't understand how he's a hero? thousands upon thousands were captured and were not given the same heroic treatment as McCain