G-guys, what exactly will happen if Russia really does nukes us?

We become their greatest ally and start selling them anime.

They would be shot down in the air.

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atomic bomb is an hoax, no mega explosions by splitting atoms. Same bs as the holocoaster.

ww3
the environment will be fine
the "fallout" is a meme

you'll die

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We'll be cheering them on.

You'll evaporate m8

Do their nukes still work?

D-does it really happen that fast?

we nuke back and the world becomes fallout 5

yeah
but the shock wave takes time depending on distance

your collection of rare pepes disappears forever

nothing you deserve it

If the nuke explodes close to you, is there any chance to feel pain or are you killed before you can feel the sensation?

then we nuke them back and civilization on the northern Hemisphere ends.and billions die.

you mean 50 years ago you dunce

idk. i know i should travel west if they do it. i also know its not wise to be found walking around in the aftermath. especially law enforcement and the military will abuse their positions of authority and kill you but civilians will be as bad the difference is nobody just lets them have the upper hand

water is more important than food but things like salt will be important as well. bullets will run out fast regardless of your supply . communities will be torn apart and only idiots trust others. small children are a liability and probably the first to die in many cases

the flood of other people into lots of other states will create a need for other states to blockade survivors in and even kill them creating stretches of cars with dead bodies on connecting interstates. time is a factor. after the first month you have to use routes off road but they will potentially have helicopter patrols. people will need to shoot them down. not hard they arent fast or armored

No pain, nerves melted too fast to transmit

We nuke you, you nuke us. Yurop will be ded too, the price of being in alliance.
Make sure to die in nuclear fire, it's better this way. See you in Gensokyo, user.

Faster actually. If you're at ground 0 your brain wouldn't even be able to process the information, you'd be dead before you even saw the flash.

no you are turned into a multi-million degree centigrade plasma within literal nanoseconds.

Find out.
Set it up for where you live, select payload, airburst altitude, etc.., and this will tell you if you are vapourized, melted, lit on fire, or disintegrating from the inside over days/weeks.

nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

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They'd be doing us a favor to nuke California. We're being invaded.

Read. Soul Destroyer by William Boroughs. Describes how a nuclear blast separates sub atomic particles which is where your soul resides.

they are fucked. USA unlike russia, has men and industry everywhere.

all that's left of you is a shadow

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Watch this and find out user.

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There is no such thing as a soul.

Gosh user don't give me false hope.

Waste of a trip.

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everyone dies

Russia has 16 hydrogen bomb MIRVs. Yeah, you dun goofed and we too if such thing malfunctions on it's flight. AFAIK the US only has single stage ICBM's. Quantity over quality amirite!

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Threads is possibly the most depressing movie I've seen in my life, even more hopeless than the Day After.

the fuck? there's hundreds of archive videos it doesn't happen anywhere near that fast.

If you survive, you can finally play Fallout in real life.

best case it will burst your eardrums and you'll be breathing in toxic gas in less than a minute

if you want any chance cover your ears and have a gas mask ready
and of course RUN

Who has a blast zone map?

Before the nukes would be emps. Won't even see it coming

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2018 - 1942 = 76. Thus, almost a century, brainlet.

you do know that radiation damage reversing meds won't be lying everywhere, yes?

Those are in slowmotion, not in real time.

whatever happens it would be nice if they started with southern cal

Their Soyuz still works, why would the nukes be any different.

minuteman 3's are 3 warheads, and Trident II's on submarines are 12 warheads.

We had Peacekeepers which were 10 warhead ICBM's but we decommissioned them since the cold war was over and they were more costly to maintain than the minuteman III's.

not sure about blast radii

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Chekum

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nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

Artistic merit

>all your problems will be solved in a nano second.

it'd be fantastic

far from it, faggot.

they're all at distance so it looks slow
but if you're ten feet from it its instant

So do they not intend to hit Hawaii?

really dependent on where it hits. could even be beneficial.

yeah, even the videos where it pans to the camera crew and they're moving in real time are in slow motion!!!!

this is slowed down 2x, usually vids are slowed 4-5x just to show you whats happening.

We start partying

uh, we'll die? everyone on earth will die?

Russia nukes USA

USA nukes Russia

Israel nukes Iran

France nukes Russia, an vice versa

Britain nukes Russia, and vice versa

China nukes USA

USA nukes China

Belgium is nuked by Russia around its military bases, and the same for Germany.

Syria gets nuked

Israel gets nuked

After this, there won't be much civilization to go around. The countries that aren't nuked see their organised societies collapse, and the ensuing chaos kills millions. I think those who would get most scott-free from a ww3 would be Latin America, most pacific and Atlantic island nations, and some isolated African communities.

Underrated

Nukes aren't real. It's just a ruse. Why else wouldn't terrorists or random states end up having one or using one? Why else would Kim even think about giving them up when it would be the only thing keeping Best Korea alive.

>emus arent even mentioned
State of the art anti air crocodiles really work

Our nukes are rusted to dust. You better watch out for Putin bitches in White House

All the important people in the US will be told way before the public know to evacuate into bunkers, the public will be notified shortly after so the important people can easily get to safety. You are all gonna be irradiated and have no electricity.

Also fuck off, were full.

learn what cobalt bombs are retard

>G-guys, what exactly will happen if Russia really does nukes us?
Nothing. We don't have nukes, only animation

If it does go hot you're finished, if I were Russia I'd offer Mexico Cali for their assistance. With the amount of gun available in the states, a civil war will surely be unrecoverable.

Last time Russia detonated this test run on Tsar-Bomba on some remote siberian island it shattered windows as far as Norway and Finland

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What do you think will happen? Saturation bombing with nukes is pretty much a guaranteed "you fucked, you dead now."

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>tfw you live in a no-country and won't die instantly from nukes

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At least Social Justice would go away with us... one way to look at the gravest of situations.

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They will nuke London first

You will die.
Crispy.

I don't want to know tqbh I like the world the way it is although fucked up, there is no need to fuck it up even more

This world need a mass extinction event to reduce the population to 500,000,000 people.

don't tease us

Now I want you to be nuked just to have the smug look on my face as the explosions wipe your zip code from the face of the earth.

Russia nuke us.
We do nothing on purpose to be the good guy and prevent planet from dying.

Israel nukes Russia and both leaders are systematically caught, tried and hung.

how is there all this misinformation? watch trinity and beyond, it's in real time.

>The Tsar Bomba's fireball, about 8 km (5.0 mi) in diameter, was prevented from touching the ground by the shock wave, but nearly reached the 10.5-kilometre (6.5 mi) altitude of the deploying Tu-95 bomber.

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the world will be run by cats

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we should create an alliance greek bro and create a new glorious roman empire in the ashes of whats left in europe

nukes are meme

A happening

>........
>brainwaves

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Do true

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nukes are about as real as the moon landing

It will happen exactly like this, just there will be famine in the start of the war