/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ENEMIES' WORST NIGHTMARE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump hosts NCAA 2017 Champs AL Crimsom Tide 4/10/18
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>Pres Trump meets w/Qatar Emir 4/10/18
youtu.be/8ixvNi81skc
>UNSC meeting on Syrian Crisis (full) 4/10/18
youtu.be/Y-Xz9XcsfFY
>USTransCom Cmdr Gen McDew @Senate on budget 4/10/18
c-span.org/video/?443775-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/10/18
youtu.be/Z4vpU9rhn6c
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/10/18
c-span.org/video/?443837-1/
>Pres Trump comments on FBI raid on his lawyer 4/9/18
youtu.be/vk9dMICMQwg
>Pres Trump holds cabinet meeting 4/9/18
youtu.be/R4ciDJHcomU
>FLotUS Melania listening sessions w/middle schoolers 4/9/18
youtu.be/jbF_vyVLpSE
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis comments on Syria attack 4/9/18
c-span.org/video/?443755-1/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/9/18
youtu.be/nKCFW-taCzI
>CommSec Wilburine @Heritage Foundation 4/9/18
c-span.org/video/?443644-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on Trade Tariffs 4/9/18
c-span.org/video/?443761-1/
>EnergySec Perry on Cyber Defense 4/9/18
youtu.be/0tq4XUpsmEw
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/9/18
youtu.be/eXlKInAMfws
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #50 4/7/18
youtu.be/l5LwnDv9SuQ
>Pres Trump on Bernie&Sid Show (radio) 4/6/18
ogpodcastnetwork.com/episode/president-trump-on-the-bernie-and-sid-show/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis on border security 4/6/18
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MAGA

You forgot the biggest memoryhole yet, bigger than Vegas.
The fucking Equifax leak. We were told it was the end of all of our private data, even without a credit card they still have your job history and addresses and housing data but suddenly, not a word.

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POST NUCLEAR WAR FACE

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Oh come on guys, taking those artifacts cant be that bad

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Based Bolton and Ebin Mccain :^D :^D

Stoobid gommunists hates us

>t. eternally cursed

VICTORY

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YOU WILL TRY RUSSIA, YOU WILL TRY.

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even canadians were trying to start a suit but it went nowhere of course.
>really jogs my nogs

COMMIE GETS REKT:
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>Be me
>At house party with ~20 folks
>Already drunk and pretty stoned
>Drop a tab
>Sit down at the kitchen table
>Neckbeard sits opposite
>Starts talking about marvel characters and franchises
>People start leaving the room
>Feel the absence of humanity
>Psychoactively glued to my seat
>Neckbeard is staring at me in a momentary silence
>Figure a response is required
>"Yeah I thought was alright"
>"Oh you like ! Well then let me tell you all about the comic and the production of that franchise."
>Nod politely
>Cringe internally
>Reality shifts gear
>His words start to muffle and I'm now watching myself from across the room
>Know that real me has just fucked up royally by inviting conversation with this wild neckbeard
>Dread creeps in
>I am alone and trapped in this interaction
>Begin analyzing all the steps I took to get to this point and calculate an exit strategy
>Sitting and nodding at him while screaming at myself to get the fuck away from this situation
>Completely helpless and alone
>I return to my body
>Sounds unmuffle
>He's still rambling about some random plotline
>Vision letterboxes
>Take a deep breath
>Silence
>See neckbeard's mouth moving
>See the plaque in between his teeth
>See the cracked and peeling skin on his lips
>See the small crumbs of corn extrusion in the thicket surrounding his mouth
>Feel the most fleeting hint of pity for the abomination before me
>Feel it slide beneath a wave of adrenaline
>I have my chance
>I must seize it
>"I've gotta go."
>Bolt out of the room
>Take the front stairs in a single leap
>Bolt down the driveway
>House is up a steep road
>Am covering 5-7m per stride
>Free
>Continue for at least a kilometer.
>Friend is chasing me in his truck.
>Yells for me to stop.
>I casually get in the car.
>"The fuck happened man, you alright?"
>Turn head around real slow and look through him.
>"I had to go."

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Yesterday the Iranian Rial crashed to a record low 60,000 per USDollar on the unregulated markets, according to Tasnim News agency, having lost more than a third of its value in the last six months.

This prompted an angry response from Iran’s First Vice President Eshaq Jahangiri who said in a statement recorded for state TV and published on its website that enemies of the Islamic Republic and of the government were behind the instability.

Jahangiri said the sudden decline was “unnatural and unprecedented” because tens of billions of dollars worth of foreign currency had flowed into Iran in recent weeks from the country’s export revenues and this showed that a wider political plot sought to discredit the government of President Hassan Rouhani and foment instability.

>“It’s natural that our enemies and opponents, especially the Americans, after the nuclear deal was agreed and after Trump took office, have made great efforts to try and present Iran’s economy as turbulent and try to discourage anyone from working with Iran,” Jahangiri said.

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Saddam did nothing wrong.

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Most politicians are about as bad.

They all know they can basically ignore interviewers and say whatever they want, so they can give non-answers to most questions they receive.

Most people like to think the politicians are just stupid, but you don't get that high up in office being an idiot, they're all just incredibly manipulative and know what buttons to press to play on people's emotions.

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Yes go ahead. It's not like skeletons will come after you or anything. You remembered to drink your milk today, right?

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kek.

Didn't you ever watch the Brady Bunch reruns? You'd gonna fuck up the surf championship! And don't play ball in the house!

DRUMPFIES BTFO ETERNALLY

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not unless you send them to me for further analysis
>t. totally not a ghost in a human body

They were broken throwb away pieces!
The spirits that dwelled in them were being neglected

You have no proofs and you will get no war

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you copy-pasted this from the DMT thread, go f*ck yourself mister

What a faggot.

I dont fucking get it. How can NORMIES be this fucking stupid. How is it fucking possible that FORTY fucking seats have been flipped blue in special elections. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

I am losing faith that we will have control after November, help me brothers.

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>taking tickets when you are prepared for a ride
Amateur hour

obama lost more

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>but ban guns so I can't have any force to back up my words

>Ban US dollars
>Wonder why the state can't find dollars even after Obamas famous Iran deal!

But but we have billions of dollars! LMAO. Why are Iranians so stupid?

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Wow what an underwhelming and uninteresting story

Congratulations

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this night you will be visited by three plagues, each worse than the last

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Haha! You've fallen for my bait! Sessions, gas this degenerate drug-abusing town rapist!

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Arent*

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Alright you faggots, listen up. Trump is being blackmailed. We need to save him and the planet.

The truth is no one really cares about Stormy Daniels HOWEVER that doesn't mean they can't use infidelity as a charge to impeach Trump, like they did with Clinton (forcing him to attack Iraq back then).

We all know who is behind this, it's Israel. It's all because Trump wanted to put America first, not Israel first, second and last.

They blew up part of Trump tower as a warning, that could have been him or one of his friends/families. We somehow have to meme the fact that the blackmailing is going on, and it's a form of nuclear blackmail because they're forcing him to potentially fight Russia in Syria.

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Haha we don't need any proof!

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What a libtard snowflake soyboy faggot

*dabs on drumpf*

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>How can NORMIES be this fucking stupid
you don't realize that 95% of people don't actually have an opinion of their own on how to rule their life, and unconsciously they actually like to be treated like cattle but whatever smiling politician makes them FEEL better

This is literally how every election has gone for the past 100 years. One side wins the Presidency, then the other side takes Congress or the Senate and so on - back and forth. If you want to feel better, just know that by this time in Obama's first term he had lost every federal special election and over 100 seats. Trump isn't even close to that level of loss.

this valiant warrior yet wise warrior tried to warn us

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I had to *go*, man (snaps fingers several times)

>schlump

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woah, nice one

begone John

It's all yours

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Thanks for baking OP, even in the midst of the current condition.
I'm off to bed. Sleep snug, smug.

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Dumb fgt Tucker is against war even if there is proof.

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please go to more shrines before you curse yourself forever

OH NO NO NO NOOOOOO LOL

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>they used infidelity as a charge to impeach Clinton
Idol Pretender was a good manga though.

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I told you Bolton. No wars.

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Oy vey

Today again confirmed that virtually all US Senators are computer and internet illiterates

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No war, Mr. President. You've seen this movie. You know how it ends.

Please. Enough have died for these monsters.

Thats why i used "and" instead of "therefore"

Harry Potter?

You dumb faggots really don't read any news do you?

The Stormy shit is NOT part of the Mueller probe. It's a local SDNY fed prosecution of Michael Cohen, and doesn't involve Trump. Unless Cohen sings. Which he will.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton_sexual_misconduct_allegations
Did you seriously forget?

And yes Idol Pretender was one of the best ever, ended too quickly though.

you should've used, "and thereforms't"

Dick Cheney (former vice president of the United States)
>Rupert Murdoch (media mogul and chairman of News Corp)
James Woolsey (former CIA director)
>Larry Summers (former head of the US Treasury)
Bill Richardson, (former Governor of New Mexico, an ex-ambassador to the United Nations and
United States Energy Secretary.)
>Michael Steinhardt
Jacob Rothschild
>Mary Landrieu. Former United States Senator from Louisiana

This is Genie Energy's Strategic advisory board - Genie via its Israeli subsidiary Effie Eitam owns drilling rights to the Golan Heights

The Golan Heights are Israeli occupied Syrian lands

If there is no Assad / Syria there is no other claim to the Golan heights

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like you have a say in the matter, drumpfkin

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>It's blackmail and not just part of the plan
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"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in."

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>he a gud boy
Trump IS NOT being blackmailed and pic related is proof!
>they had to politely request documents from the Trump Org because Mueller’s no knock raid on Cohen produced nothing viable.

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is bolton Ned Flanders?

night night

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IMPEACH NOW

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>It's a local SDNY fed prosecution of Michael Cohen, and doesn't involve Trump. Unless Cohen sings. Which he will.
Did you read what you fucking typed?

This bitch can't even say the words "Russian bots" without clacking her dentures together. Senators should be forced to pass a basic internet competency exam (including an ability to describe "What is an HTTP conversation?" before they're allowed to ask even a single meaningful question to Zuckercuck

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>Trump IS NOT being blackmailed
Sure thing shylock

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He did a lot wrong but he stabilized the region.

>Can't even pay a porn star to shut the fuck up
land of the free they said

economist.com/news/middle-east-and-africa/21677597-geologists-israel-think-they-have-found-oilin-very-tricky-territory-black-gold

>The biggest problems, though, revolve around the issue of sovereignty. Israel’s decision in 1981 to annex the Golan (unlike the West Bank, which remains formally under military occupation) caused a diplomatic crisis with America. The heights are still regarded internationally as illegally-occupied Syrian territory. Israel’s leaders in the past have offered to pull back from the Golan, which it captured in 1967, in return for a comprehensive peace treaty with the Syrian government. But any such deal has been firmly out of the question since Syria began disintegrating in 2011.

>An influential group is now lobbying Israel’s government to take advantage of the chaos in Syria and demand international recognition of its control of 1,200 square kilometres (460 square miles) on the Golan. The group includes Zvi Hauser, a former cabinet secretary to the prime minister, Binyamin Netanyahu, who has urged that Israel should demand this as a compensation for having to tolerate the nuclear agreement with Iran.

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>blimpf

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make that baby a hajji and you've got an accurate germany

> look guys I completed the "disarming a bully 101 course" post
Oh wow. Completely btfod. Can just sit back and watch him admit he's all those things and STILL be wrong on the same issues, as the argument didn't change.

Israel demands it! You can't stop it, no one can!

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Bolton is friends with half these people. If Trump does stay out of Syria he will have stood up to the Jews, neocons, neoliberals, and the media

The worry is how many children these people are willing to gas to get their war

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mad gay yo

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How do we know Trump Tower was bombed? I haven’t seen any reports of explosions...

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>If Trump does stay out of Syria he will have stood up to the Jews, neocons, neoliberals, and the media
That's a big if.

tokyo ghoul was super overrated desu

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The actual charges were perjury and obstruction of justice, not infidelity.
It's a shame none of the artists series since that shitty edgy one have been translated.

>Bolton bends the knee
>Bolton starts WW3
>Bolton gets fired for being a kike faggot

tfw no matter what happens, Apocalyptic Stacheposting will die. IT'S NOT FAIR

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Happened three days ago (pic related).

PURE COINCIDENCE I AM SURE
>Angry phone call from Netanyahu
>False flag in Syria
>Trump tower explosion
>Trump's attorney arrested
MOVE ALONG GOY, NO CONSPIRACY HERE!

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>tfw you'll never put your penis in 18 yo Alyssa Milano's vagina.

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Virgins BTFO

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I know you're the ones making these memes. Stop it.

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I would say it was better than Berserk, which I pinned some hopes on.

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