You cant make this shit up

You got a loicense for that shitpost?

Kek

>I could take on the entirety of the English police force for hours if not days with just my personal weapons
Do it. Save the british people from themselves.

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>photo filter
Oi, you have a licence for that?!

Why are we not invading?

Israel has other plans for you

>You cant make this shit up
Yes you can. The creator of this image did

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So you're saying they're out literally sweeping refuse from the streets and "safely dispose" of screwdrivers they find because of their immense public threat?

I don't even believe this for a second with how far your island has fallen off the political compass. What would even posses you to shitpost something like that? Is the local constable holding a spoon to the back of your head and making you type this britbong? Type "oi m8" if you need help.

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International arms dealer

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Some lads are, its done in shitty area with a lot of drunk people and chavs because they'll end up picking them up and using them to fight each other
helps keep old people calm down too if they keep saying these sweeps are keeping the streets safe

I'm sorry lad, I lost my "call for help" loicense

Serious answer, it's where I think your nanny government enforcement squads seize any and everything resembling a utensil or tool from law abiding citizens because you're on a rapid decline into a hardcore orwellian police-state.

Explain how you would weaponize pliers in a fight please. Could come in handy.

Weapons sweep, Hyde Park.

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Could shove it up somebodies arse under the right circumstances

>uk is going back to stone age
wew lads

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Remember, in that move the bad guys were the Right.

doesnt the special forces have guns?

they have like shit street cops then they have the cops with machine guns

if theres ever an uprising in britain they're not even gonna have pitchforks, just regular forks

Im ready for the revolution, brother

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You need a license for that

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Bailiff's gonna take you straight to the towah for that m8

we'll stop when it stops being funny you faggot leaf

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Blocking someone's kniofe

Good point.

>allowing lightweight, menuverable assault forks

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How can there be knoifes if theres a ban on them in effect?

didnt you know newfriend that guns are banned in all europe, there is no way for a german to get a gun

British plaincloth police are known to shoot unaware victims to back of their heads without declaring themselves or giving a chance to surrender peacefully. The people you see in costumes are there only for show.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Jean_Charles_de_Menezes

how on EARTH does the police go around taking away people's screwdrivers

what the actual fuck man

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>a fucking spoon
deadly af

>the absolute fucking state of your post

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not the clamps

>OI MOITE, DO YEW HAVE DA LOICENSE TO SCREW?

>we think it's because the British police are assholes and British law is insane
>it's really because the Anglos are masters at hand-to-hand combat and transforming any metal object into a ready weapon
>All this time Brits have been trying to garner sympathy
>When really it is them we should fear

Your obsession with how everything is potentially unsafe blows our minds.

Fiskarsin sakset. Hyvää tavaraa.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knife_legislation#United_Kingdom

>The Restriction of Offensive Weapons Act 1959 (amended 1961) (ROWA), prohibits the importation, sale, hire, lending, or gift of certain types of knives in England, Wales, and Scotland as of 13 June 1959

>The Offensive Weapons Act 1996 imposes an age restriction on the sale of knives:

(1) Any person who sells to a person under the age of sixteen years an article to which this section applies shall be guilty of an offence [...]
(2) Subject to subsection (3) below, this section applies to—
(a) any knife, knife blade or razor blade...[65]

In Scotland, the Violent Crime Reduction Act 2006 makes it an offence to sell knives to someone under 18 years of age (including any blade, razor blade, any bladed or pointed article, or any item made or adapted for causing personal injury.)

>The Prevention of Crime Act 1953 prohibits the possession in any public place of an offensive weapon without lawful authority or reasonable excuse. The term "offensive weapon" is defined as: "any article made or adapted for use to causing injury to the person, or intended by the person having it with him for such use".

Under the Prevention of Crime Act, otherwise 'exempt' knives carried for "good reason or lawful authority" may be still deemed illegal if authorities conclude the knife is being carried as an "offensive weapon". In recent years, the Prevention of Crime Act 1953 has been reinterpreted by police and public prosecutors, who have persuaded the courts to minimize exceptions to prosecution on the grounds that the defendant had "lawful authority or reasonable excuse" in order to apply the Act to a wide variety of cases.This new approach now includes prosecution of citizens who have admitted carrying a knife for the sole purpose of self-defence

UK had laws against knives for 65 years it just the police is getting really paranoid recently and tweeting dumb shit like this

Come on man you're embarrassing us

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But Norsefire were the goodies, user...