>High IQ
>Master Chessplayer
>Brilliant war strategist
>Big brain atheist
>Dethroned Jews to become god king of Russia
>Kicked the shit out of a low IQ sperg nazi fag who thought he could actually take Russia
>Can easily crush Germany 1v1, but joins the allies to grow in power
>Let's generals do their job instead of being a speg ordering them around with little to no war experience.
>Conquer half of Hitlers Reich instead
>Literally cucked soyboy Hitler so bad he made him commit suicide
>Single-handedly won the war for the allies, they would've been doomed otherwise.
>Saved the world
>Now literally the most powerful ruler of all time
>Kills all traitors so no one dares oppose him
>Knew about (((them))) and kept (((them))) in line
>Even the US feared him
>Dies of old age and is still worshiped to this day
High IQ
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America and Europe defeated the Reich.
Bolsheviks merely raped the left-over women and children.
>executes most of his officers
>shoot all who refuse to fight
>brilliant war strategist
Try harder
>dethroned jews
>changed his name from (((((Stalinberg)))))
choose one
>Can easily crush Germany 1v1
Yeah sure i'd like to see them try that before Germany was already falling apart, both countries on their best day 1v1 Germany would easily win.
An atheist Jew is still a Jew, he just opposes Zionist Jews, but not his atheist Jew brothers.
>saved the world
Activate the stalinium
>saved the world
He saved the world from Nazi autism, yes.
Ignoring my shit?
>Allies warned him Nazis were going to invade
>didn't believe them
>thought they were trying to fool him into entering the war
>told them to get fucked
>*Hitler invades*
>"HELP ALLIES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!"
Yeah he's a real tough guy....
Fucking idiot. Stalin was about to become a priest before discovering Marx. He was pure ethnic Georgian (i.e. Caucasian). Literally no evidence he was Jewish.
>I FUCKING LOVE THE USSR IT WAS SO BASED!!!! xD
Lol Stalin wasn't a Jew. He was actually antisemitic.
>Stalin was bro tier and redpilled!!!! xD
Your daddy Hitler was a low IQ, schizophrenic soyboy who got millions of white people killed.
I actually prefer Goebbels.
Did you read this stupid subhuman?
>"simultaneously all Jews were removed from the leadership of the security services"
Sounds exactly what a Jewish puppet would do - massively purge Jews from the government. Somehow this makes sense in the minds of right wingers.
>Soyboy
Hitler fights one of the most deadliest wars in human history.
Stalin, becomes rebellious atheist Jew lover.
He was in the last weeks of his life, when he realized the Jews were cancer upon the earth and that he had picked the wrong side.
He was poisoned. It wasn't a natural death as you imply. Israel will pay for killing Stalin.
why are you still worshiping a dead churka, rusanon?
isn't it time to move on and live in the present? communism and russian nationalism are mutually exclusive ideologies, and yet you sad fucks still maintain both. it's really sad and very beta of y'all
What makes you think he's Russian? I'm a Stalinist and I live in California.
>dies of old age
he had a stroke and lay there in his own shit and piss for hours on end because his tyranny had made even the guards to scared to check if he was alright. He suffered for many long hours, barely conscious, until he finally died. He would have even been saved if he had been taken to a hospital right away. It was a perfectly ironic end.
I love this shit.
And here we see the generation who "learns" history by comedy movies.
>What makes you think he's Russian? I'm a Stalinist and I live in California
because most Stalinists are either Russians or Hispanic commies from hellholes like Venezuela
wat
>On 1 March 1953, Stalin's staff found him semi-conscious on the bedroom floor of his Volynskoe dacha.[621] He had suffered a cerebral hemorrhage.[622] He was moved onto a couch and remained there for three days.[623] He was hand-fed using a spoon, given various medicines and injections, and leeches were applied to him.[622] Svetlana and Vasily were called to the dacha on 2 March; the latter was drunk and angrily shouted at the doctors, resulting in him being sent home.[624] Stalin died on 5 March 1953.[625] According to Svetlana, it had been "a difficult and terrible death".[626]
he's referring to 'Death of Stalin' which is a fairly decent satire/farce film, but got banned in Russia because supposedly it will demoralize russian bydlo
>literally destroyed his own country and ALL of eastern europe
Ruski just pulled an excusatio non petita acusatio manifesta kek
“>Single-handedly won the war for the allies, they would've been doomed otherwise.”.
You’re fucking high.
Yeah right. Finns kicked his ass. Badly. All your idiot could do was to march men in rows against one single finnish machine gunner. Your genius thought that marching enough men against the nest would be sufficient. No it wasn't.
Also soviets use of artillery was something what a monkey could have done. Finns knew how to aim.
Soviet air force. What a joke.
It really is a shame that such a pathetic thing as soviet union came into existence. Like some evolution's freak mutant. Errors happens.
Wasted digits
Le American """"education""""
yeh nah,
>ignores overwhelming evidence of German preparations for an invasion of the USSR in the spring of 1941 which leads to the destruction of the Western Front and the loss of hundreds of thousands of Russian soldiers.
> refuses to order a retreat from Kiev in September 1941 despite all his General’s advising the units defending Kiev will be encircled by units advancing from Smolensk, results in the largest encirclement of troops in history.
>demotes Gregory Zhukhov and promotes him again after he realises without him, the Germans will capture Moscow.
>ignores intelligence in the spring and early summer of 1942 indicating the German offensive will be launched towards the Caucasus and Stalingrad, orders General’s to reinforce the defences around Moscow instead.
>insists on launching an offensive in the summer of 1943 despite intelligence indicating the German’s are preperaing for a last ditch offensive at Kursk, is only talked out of it by Zhukhov.
>insists on advancing on a broad front in the Ukraine instead of concerntrating all the offensive power at the weakest point in the German line, ultimately leading to the unnecessary loss of hundreds of thousands of Russian troops and a slowed advance towards Kiev.
yeh this guy was a military genius.
Wtf are you talking about?
Stalin is a codename obviously and he kept using it because it's awesome and literally means man of steel. His name before this was Dzhugashvili you uneducated retard.
He's still a total douchebag.
>>Can easily crush Germany 1v1
>>Single-handedly won the war for the allies
Um, sweetie, you do know that the Allies supplied most of the USSR's gunpowder, trucks, boats, boots, canned food, and many other thing? Without Lend Lease support, the USSR would have crumbled, resulting in a long drawn out war that would last untill the US drops a few nukes on Berlin.
>executes failures of officers and wins the war
>hurrrr silly stalin muh suicidal bunker manlet is by far superior strategically
kys
stalin was a nigger
lol, who in his right mind would win a chess game against Stalin?
>Literally saves eastern Europe from becoming liberal garbage and now the countries of the eastern block are nationalist strongholds and the last hope for Europe
a sand nigger, to be more precise
Then you are one too. He was born in your country after all.
1 Spy reports were not ignored, preparations were being done but it was unwise to attack first obviously.
2 Faster retreat from southern regions would meant a faster progression of enemy towards Moscow. Do I need to explain why it is bad?
3 Zhukov was pretty cool guy, I can't say anything here.
4 They did okay on both fronts.
5 So you admit that he let the general to do his thing.
6 Well, I don't have enough info on this.
you are so deductive, my osterreicher friend
no wonder adolf was so clever
They're right-wing because they have experience with what the left has in store for them. That's not exactly what Stalin had in mind.
>would have lost the war in a year if the allies hadn't given him all planes tanks and weapons they had
le based commie man everybody
Um sweetie, that's the biggest meme in ww2 history. I can't believe you fell for it
Checked
This. Explains this communist fag.
Every country that has experienced communism becomes a right wing stronghold.
>now the countries of the eastern block are nationalist strongholds and the last hope for Europe
literally every teen/young adult has a liberal mind and every older person (40+) thought communism was better..
Eastern europe is based IN SPITE of communist regimes
you see, eastern euros are more nationalistic / religious than western euros because of later industrialization / recent urbanization / more connection to the roots
you don't see too much of that in the west where it has been all cosmopolitan since mid 18th century. Also, Protestantism kills patriotism (at least after the enlightenment), just like communism did
>only 5 foot 6
Not good enough
Read the ww2 death statistics for the eastern front dummy
You forgot
>killed 20 million of his own people
>Stalin personally chokes and shots 100 millions of people
>USSR population still manages to grow under his rule even despite war losses
I wonder how (((historians))) explain this.
OHH NO NO NO NO
Good job, Finland! Truest crusaders against Marxist degeneracy...