I would very much like to avoid war with Russia but Trump just took a stand and would now look like a pussy if he doesn't start some shit. Let's just hope it's limited to blowing some shit up with missiles a la the airfield.
Colton Baker
>Trump is a Russian puppet and is controlled by Putin. >Trump needs to be stopped or he will kill all the Russians and go to war with Putin.
>elect a candidate who runs on staying out of middle eastern conflict we dont belong in >gets involved with a civil war on bullshit chemical weapons charges to literally join and fight alongside ISIS, EU, UN, Israel >dems wringing their hands "yes, yes, think of the CHILDREN!"
>GET READY DEESCALATION >SMART NOT INDISCRIMINATE CARPET BOMBING NOT INDISCRIMINATE BOMBING OF CIVILIAN AREAS STRATEGICAL (MILITARY) LOCATIONS >NICE NO NASTY BOMBS LIKE NAPALM, GAS, OR NUKES. >NEW IE. SOMETHING MORE ADVANCED
Leo Gutierrez
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
Lincoln Powell
>be americuck >get nuked
Jose Walker
Who not worried at all? We did the ritual. Alchemist sent out prayers multiple times. It's all good. You'll see.
>tfw only 25% These are rookie numbers in this racket. Gotta pump up those numbers my Dixie brothers.
Jaxon Gutierrez
>nonstop accusations of working for russia >bomb syria >warn russia ahead of time to catch the missiles leftists have got to be losing their minds right now
>that Southwest and West Shouldn't they be swapped? wtf?
Hunter Davis
>watching trial at the courthouse >intense setencing scene between nigger and judge >slouch down my bench and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON " >everyone laughs >black stenographer sucks his teeth and types, “Sheit you aight white boy" >Hear "He cute" from one of the prosecuters
How's that whole "not wanting your country to be a massive joke internationally" thing working out for you, Trump voters? Never have I taken any single president's statements about threats of war to be this frivolous and lacking in credibility.
Nicholas Taylor
This. This is exactly as we predicted months ago Trump basically is pulling out a gun and shoving it in Russias face and saying "FINE! FINE! IS THIS IT? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT SO MUCH? ME TO BE ROUGH WITH RUSSIA? FINE! HERE IT IS!! YOU HAPPY? YOU LIKE IT? OL' DONNY BEEN TOO SOFT ON THE RUSSIANS HUH? WELL HOW ABOUT THIS!!" >No Trump please! We're sorry! You proved your point please don't kill us all!
Gabriel Ward
>mfw we will actually scream memes at each other to recognize each other
Well I remember a few months back when everyone thought we were about to go to war with North Korea and Trump used the same sort of tactics and now NK is on the verge of denuclearization.
Adam Sanders
I don't know user. I doubt people will construe that tweet as anything but a direct threat.
Brayden Fisher
I mean, it’s not like we didn’t elect him for shitposting on twitter.
Luis Reed
Israel and Saudi Arabia are our allies. We're going to be working with China to get better trade deals.
>Trump standing behind the podium that reads "PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES"
God I love /ptg/ so much
Nicholas Torres
>watching Homecoming >Aunt May comes on screen >start yelling "MOMMY MOMMY GIV MILKIES!" >hear waves of chuckles every time I say it >get more confident >after about five times teen girl far behind me shouts "BIG BOY NEED MILKIES?" >yell back "YEAH. ME TWIRSTY" >everyone's holding their sides laughing >projectionist writes "BASED" on projection lens with a dry erase marker
But New Mexico, Arizona, and Oklahoma wanting in on that action too?
Evan Edwards
When did that happen???
Brayden Nguyen
don’t buy into the hysteria. Trump and Putin have probably planned this all out from the beginning. Assad is a liability for Putin. Watch... Assad will be removed from power and Russia will be given Syria
Levi Sullivan
Bye Yankee, now that your leaving can we have the Hawaii annexed to Australia?
Brayden Hughes
nukes are never described as nice or smart
Jeremiah Barnes
>Stop the arms race? MY FUCKING SIDES I LOVE MY PRESIDENT
How do they seriously not see the humor in this man?
Bentley Roberts
Seems like he's giving them options. So not exactly full out war.
Luke White
Link or it's fake af.
Luke Rogers
> PEPE! > user is that you? you got shot in the stomach... i can't stop the bleeding > It was an honor shitposting with you man ... maybe next time we will fight on the same side
