Happening cancelled. Trump just havin’ fun on twitter

BASED

>I AM GOING TO GLASS THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET OVER 13 SUPPOSEDLY GASSED SANDNIGGERS
>[5 minuets later]
>j/k lol wanna be friends putin-chan?

how did this man become president

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Yeah....I am okay with a delay in WWIII

BRAWNDOOOOOOOO

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STOP!! MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!
youtube.com/watch?v=3yH6CifRmKI

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PUSSSSSSY

Why don’t you post the other tweet, where he tells Russia we are going to launch the missiles?

Fucking hell, I wanted my apocalypse.

I just wanna see putin reply "no"

I really wouldn't be at all surprised if it comes out in the near future that he has some sort of mental defect

Um wtf trumpf why aren't you bombing Russia right NOW??

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The gods of chaos have returned.

What other tweet?

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Because this came after it.

Art of the Deal. He can do a thousand different things to apply pressure without firing any missiles, and one of those thousand things includes threatening to firing missiles. Are you faggots new here or do you think Trump is not taking us straight to the fuckin' top?

BASED AMERICUNT LARPING FUCKING KEK

HAHAHAHAHA
fell for the bait

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What a beta cuck

is the attack going ahead or not then?

i wish i could see what happened in his desk during the 30 minutes that followed the first tweet

>how did this man become president
He loves Israel so very much. This is main criteria for attaining high position in JewSA.

GRAB RUSSIA BY DA PUCCI

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MY FUCKING PRESIDENT.
>He stops before crossing my redline.

>Art of the Deal. He can do a thousand different things to apply pressure without firing any missiles, and one of those thousand things includes threatening to firing missiles.

not really, it looks like he's Putin's faggot now.

Is this guy Bipolar?!?!!? You either commit or don't even fucking talk.

>arms race
>implying there isn't enough shit already to wipe out all life almost instantaneously.

go back to one of your last 3 slide threads, kraut faggot, your opinions are worth less than dirt

Piece of shit Zionist Trump back pedals like a pro. Why is that surprising?

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Advisers having a melt down, need to send out this damage control tweet.

He's done for.

HES GOING TO NUKE YOU
GOD FUCK THE QUEEN PROTOCOL "BEST SERVED COLD" IS GO GO GO

>help with their economy
Yeah we have seen what sort of economical help the US provides in the 90s, thanks but no thanks

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youtu.be/DdvRaQgmanE

I want to die listening to this and watching the world burn.

this lmao

I thought it was really happening this time.

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Nothing is ever going to happen
Why do you retards do this to yourselves

What? He promised he will strike syria this tweet is useless

Can I leave the happening bunker now? Is this tweet 4 realz? Or a Juden plot?

Putin faced down America. A great day for Russia.

The ultimate God Emperor.

the funniest thing, they claim he has 165 IQ lol

65 seems about right though...

Ruble took a dive.

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This is one hell of a timeline.

He means the sanctions against oligarchs, banks and companies.

Trump knows what he's doing.

Relax, it's all Gunna be clear eventually, but you need to hold steady

t. Asio

Back tracking like a mother fucker.
"I don't tell people our strategy".
Gets on Twitter and tell Russia the missiles are coming.
LOL j/k, Lets be economy buddies k?

Did we just get fucking worked into a shoot?

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AH! IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO! BRO STOP!

Its so fucking unronic considering how rubble is falling because of the sanctions. USA ruins our economy under the false pretext and then offers "help". How about not damaging it in the first place?

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HLOD

First amerimutts support regime change and wars in the pro-Russian countries
Then like there's nothing had happened: 'WTF OUR RELATIONS WITH RUSSIA IS SO BAD'

BASED AS FUCK

The negotiating is hypnotic. I LOVE TRUMP

It's merely to calm everyone down before he strikes

T. The actual foreign intelligence agency ASIS

>Ruble took a dive.

as currencies do. its great for exports.

too late drumpfy you fucked up and killed us all

nothing is cancelled
he's just trying to save face from his previous post

>oligarchs have one less yacht and maybe 4 mansions in florida instead of 5
Wow thank you mister Trump, i will celebrate with my 20000 rubles vodka

>war tweet
>DRUMPHIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON"T WANNA DIE
>peace tweet
>DRUMPH RUSSIAN ASSET BTFO
You need to lay off the semen shakes achmed.

>Ruble took a dive.

AKA cheaper exports

Truly shitposter in charge. Pol was shitting its pants because of last tweet.

My God...

>It's merely to calm everyone down before he strikes

why bother?

How about not selling ak's to every nigger on the planet?

Oh thank God he cucked out.

BAH GAWD KING, THAT'S XI JINPING'S MUSIC

We'd stay pro-Russian if you weren't such filthy lying bloody bastards, Ivan.

>how did this man become president
by having a shit opponent

There is never enough. War is main driving force of technical progress. I cant even imagine all that shit hidden inside black projects right now, but only all-out war will make them whip it out for all the world to see. Yeah, most of us will die of course, but this is how it happened through entire history of humanity, but survivors will reap so much rewards.

Well you must admit, what he is doing is pretty effective deal making which profits the US.

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yet still there is currently A LOT of activity in and around syria

>How about not selling ak's to every nigger on the planet?

selling arms is so wrong, isnt it?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY VAST RUBLE RESERVES
SCHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMPF

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>We'd stay pro-Russian if you weren't such filthy lying bloody bastards, Ivan

you are subhumans who arent worthy to lick the boot of a Russian.

He's in bed watching Silverback Wars and eating McBurgers.

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>just a prank breh

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no... but don't expect your enemies to be nice. That's the 1st rule of warfare.

Trump is a fucking cuck why does he want peace when the jew masters want nuclear apocalypse over a false flag. Fucking cuck.

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He just got the Russian weapons tech update.
Cmon can't we all be besties now?

>look mom I'm using le buzzwords
Do you even know who the zionists are, user?

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>Well you must admit, what he is doing is pretty effective deal making which profits the US.

what dealmaking?

>Friendship ended with Mexico
>Now Russia is my best friend

like we have control over it, ak is so simple even nigger can build it. You know that Ak is manufactured in over than 50 countries? Even US makes Ak rifles and sells it.

I truly hate the idiot states of America.

It is ironic considering the government and police are working to ban ar15s, but the same government sells and gives full auto m4s away all over the world, even to terrorists and drug gangs.

Drumpff is Hitler. A shitposter with a large military. Rather comfy, wouldn't you say?