Guys i'm not laughing anymore, my heart is beating like crazy, is this really it?, is this really how it all ends...

don't worry
the southern cone will be the new superpower

HEEREEE WE GOOOOOOO BABY LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

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>but is germany save?

germany will be targeted by multiple bbc bombs on its female population on the coming months. im sorry user.

unironically

You should be fine and be able to avoid the nukes, nobody can find your country on a map anyways.

dude you are in fucking Uruguay.. That's basically where rich people come to hide during the war. You are in the best position

I'll believe the happening when I see it
Take these digits in the meantime

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who cares.
>mutts die
>russians die
>EU becomes the ruler of all

internet offline in t - 2h

enjoy the last 120minutes shitposting

were going underground

bye

how can you be safe with all those jihadists? they will eventually want the same as Syrian ones

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u r gay LOL

I knew what i was voting for, sitting here comfy praying for the end

>gets digits

Are we really living in the end times?

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praise kek

he shall drown this world in fire and blood!

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this is not ok, what Trump is doing puts the whole planet at risk. And he's being flippant over Twitter about it.

This is really not ok

>because one conflict turned out to be a nothing burger, that means this one will too

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Let's party, baby!

youtube.com/watch?v=god7hAPv8f0

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hurriyetdailynews.com/turkey-preparing-to-request-extradition-of-ciftlik-bank-ponzi-scheme-mastermind-from-uruguay-128936

gibe us the fatass ponzifag and we will fight for you

China

>implying they know it would not end in conflict
man you fucking burgers realy derserve the nukes

Are you stupid?

you are far away , get comfy

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I just ate so much lasagna I can't breathe and my heart is pounding. help

> you asked for this
Fuck off cunt, Killary would have already fired the nukes.

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jesus christ man
checked

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Relax you autist, it's not happening.

>not accepting the sweet embrace of oblivion
Fag

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>but is germany save?
I think you have bigger issued in Germany mate.
youtu.be/NxBmq8852c0

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>Taking it actually serious

The world is so much pussified, nobody actually wants war except for a few lobbyists and warlords. That shit will just roll like the last five years.

eat more lasagna

you fucked with the kek user.

you will pay.

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Bucker up baby and enjoy the ride

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check

It's not a real world war without germany in it

Chill the fuck out Urubro, trump was just shitposting

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Kill Jews

thanks brazil, that's very nice of you

check
check
and
check

>Russia will not start a nuclear war they cannot win.
Yes they will. They will destroy the world if they cannot have it.

I agree it’s so problematic and we need to talk about it

billions of humans died. more than a couple hundred million United States citizens died.

contagious diseases from other planets and nuclear bombs.

current internet is sometimes only reposts and old press news available per, "review by civilians" also callable as, "transparency accountability".

pic happened a few years earlier than now

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Get ready to die on Jow Forums.
It's a worthy death, here's to 12 years with my anons.

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i think the world ending in ww3 is better than seeing the great replacement, islamization and later a white genocide
at least we wont leave our beautiful civilization to (sand-)niggers

Nope. Nothing we can do about it. It's all part of causality and destiny. From the moment the Big Bang happened every event, every chemical reaction and physical reaction has led up to this point. We are all going to Mega Therion in about 4 days when the launches will happen.

Whatever you do, dont die a virgin.....

>Uruguay

Try living in London mate. I could get vaporised in my sleep tonight.

Let us roll the last numericals in our posts to judge if this happening is preventable.

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Holy shit

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roll

This is the last straw for me, honestly. You cannot fuck around and make jokes over something so serious. There are people who probably killed themselves over this tweet.

That's true Mohamed bin Ahmed.

Digits^^. Now have some more

Chill out, you live in Uruguay, it's the sort of country people go to to avoid nuclear war. You're sitting pretty. (Do you have a spare room by any chance?)

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your in south america you pansy, even safer than here.

So the world did end in 2012 and this is all a simulation that's being ended in simulated nuclear fire?

You're in Uruguay. What do you have to be worried about?

Roll for Trump pussying out.

Feels like we are in hell desu. Or purgatory.

i knew a girl from uruguay and she was cute as hell. she also told me prostitutes walked around naked and armed robberies happened very often, was she fucking with me?

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Just look up and dodge the nukes you fucking retard, it's not that hard.

Why do you Mgtows always make a big deal out of nothing.

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The Australia-NZ confederated ethnostate will cuck the southern cone hard.

im body is ready

I'd rather be vaporized in my sleep than forced to kill myself just to stop the pain while flesh falls off my face.

>tries to grab gun to shoot himself
>fingers fall off
>climbing to high place to jump
>knees break
>biting your own tongue
>you don't have one anymore
>try to drown yourself
>the gas in your belly keeps flipping your face up
>slowly turn into soup

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>Uruguay
stop larping

Man fuck i helped meme ww3 into existence I WANT TO MEME IT OUT OF EXISTENCE

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>mfw finally chinese gf

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If I'm in Purgatory, then Purgatory has served its purpose. I've donned the full armor of God, I'm personally ready for this.
Though nothings going to happen, because nothing ever happens. Because if this is Hell, this is what we can expect for the rest of our days. Massive buildup with no climax. Perpetual blue-balls.

Well I actually live on the outer areas of London so I'd likely see the daylight-mimicking flash, and then the ear splitting roar as every window in my house is blown out. The screams of loved ones barely registering in your ears as you clamber around and watch the mushroom cloud grow in the distance.

Depends on the strength of the bomb, I don't know what the Russians are capable of these days. Nightmare scenario either way.

they both would have cunts, ohohohh hillary woulda done it one minute sooner

You´re Uruguay, they don´t even know where you are. Chill

Here's are riddle to calm your nerves .
What starts with the letter P ,
And rhymes with "USSY" ?
HINT, It has something to do with the Letter "U" .

Putin said in Interview why live in a world without Russia when asked about nuclear war

Israel’s tricks get undeniably exposed and the worldwide mainstream media falls silent on the matter. This only makes alternate media bolstered more and the masses are enraged when the veil falls and they see the truth. Worldwide unity against Israel ensures and WW3 is prevented. Check em.

Let us all protect the Southern Hemisphere!
Praise Kek!

No, we're fucked

Damn. Maybe not this time then. Perhaps Russia and the west can avoid the bombs but Israel gets it in the end which sparks a Cold War for a decade and in 2028 the final influence of (((them))) is removed and the world sees peace.

wtf does that mean

One off, something was not quite right there. Worldwide peace is the likely factor why digits were missed, the Middle East and Africa continue fighting yet the west and Russia don’t give a fuck about it and let them slaughter each other.

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WW3 happens and everyone does. Digits confirm.

those of us in irrelevant countries don't have to worry.

What the fuck can we do?
Each and every one of was was conceived in the immaterium as tools designed to summon the Prince of Chaos into being.
It happened and now it’s out of our control.
We did it, this was our purpose in life. We’re the harbingers of Chaos.

Praised be Kek

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Phew.
Okay so Russia backs off and America puts in another Israeli endorsed puppet in place of Assad?

this timeline was fun
time for darkness

He will kill us all

You're in fucking Uragay

The 18th of April is still the date to look forward to.

Are we siding with the burgers or the commies, fellow hue?

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Both Russia and the USA will wait for the other to temporarily collapse within while playing nukelar hot potato with each other
Nothing will happen in the short term. Ameriqqqqwa might keep funding Sunnis. They might switch 2 Iran if da joos become too much of a problem.
Both sides wait.
The Jew SA will inevitably lead the West to conquering most of the world though. That is the trend. There is no reason to see it stopping, although it may be disrupted by the end of democracy within the US or a civil war.