>Be me about 5 years ago
>Always get a gyro from the friendly Greek guy after school
>Know him for a couple of years now
>Greek guy closes his store because he'll be at a wedding in Greece for a week
>Need to find an alternative food source
>I remember that there is some kebab place in town as well
>Go and eat there for a week until Greek guy reopens his store
>Fast forward 2 years
>Kebab place closed down
>Find out the store owner fled to Turkey to escape the German police
>Local newspaper says he raped a 13 year old girl and got her pregnant
>Local health surveillance agency says they found sperm in his food
>mfw I find out that I probably ate some Turks cum
>I never tried eating kebab ever since
>At least I started getting red-pilled from that day on
How can I ever recover from that Jow Forums?