Why weren’t you prepared for WW3 Jow Forums ? There were so many warning signs.
>Be Me
>Gas attack hits my city
>Laugh while I put on my military grade gas mask and hazmat suit
>My personal early warning system for missiles alerts me to head to my fallout shelter
>Comfyly head down to my fully stocked and decked out nuke shelter.
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I'd rather die in a nuclear blast than starve to death in isolation.
Best thing is to live in an area that will not be hit. But if nuclear holocaust really did happen, the whole planet would be toast.
Got my popcorn and I'm ready to see burgers getting nuked. In terms of preparations, I'm way ahead.
you just need enough food to last till rescue.
>rescue
implying the Jews from Silicon valley won't send their Terminator robot army through the towns to kill any last wite man
If a world war actually occured it would be over in a couple of hours.
The us, russia, china, iran will nuke/bomb each other.
Then they will have a phone call.
Then its over.
Or everything blows up.
There is you can ""prepare""
> nuclear war
> rescue
goyim...
Nothing will happen
You can go on fapping
>nuclear holocaust
>rescue
Pipe dreams my friend.
Pics or you're a larper.
>>My personal early warning system for missiles alerts me to head to my fallout shelter
you mean Jow Forums?
>be you
>laugh while you put on your military grade gas mask and hazmat suit
>laugh as your personal early warning system for missiles alerts you to head to your fallout shelter
>comfyly head down to your fully stocked and decked out nuke shelter, while laughing
>laugh as you yearn for human contact, have re-watched all your dvd's 100 times, and suffer from hallucinations due to being locked up in your own solitary confinement
>laugh for five years while you consume all of your food supplies
>laugh as you peek out of your shelter in search of food
>laugh as you enter the abyss
>laugh as you realize you're dying from radiation exposure
>laugh as you look around and wish you would have died when the bombs were dropped
>laugh as you get ready to turn your gun on yourself
>laugh when you realize the gun hasn't been fired in years and jams
>laugh as you realize you are going to die a slow, painful, disgusting death
>be me
>be comfy in room with gf
>have amazing, sensual sex one last time
>look outside window, a blast of fire consumes my city
>close my eyes as the wave hits us, with painless and instintaneous death
>join /ourfather/ in heaven
>be over filled with joy for all of eternity
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>rescue
You wasted your money. If you survive, you take. You won't be given shit.
>being so scared of pain, suffering and death you go through the effort to create and stock a fallout shelter
Sounds like you're a little scaredypants
I have nothing to live for anyway desu
I'm hoping to get turned into a ghoul and chill out at blast sites
If you think rescue is a valid option here I'm surprised you were able to scrape together the funds to build a fallout shelter. No you will wait for the fallout to end then go hunting. from there you'll either try to live long enough to rejoin civilisation or live as long and as comfortably as possible before dying of disease at 50 like a long lived peasant in the medieval ages. that is if you don't get gunned down by hordes of roaming irradiated gangs.
Nice pasta but there is no afterlife, only soil.
>there is no afterlife, only soil
Fuck i hope so, I was only larping, if it's true I'm going to hell.
five extra years of crazy = ???
You were 2 off. Praise kek user. Praise kek.
OP here. Everyone thinking I’ll have to hunt for food is dumb. I have plenty of those Alex Jones InfoWars buckets fully of survival food. I also have a “greenhouse” setup in my shelter that will provide fresh food for years. I won’t go into details but let’s just say I won’t need to leave the shelter for many many years. Oh and saying I’ll go crazy from no human contact? I rarely leave my apt, open the blinds and see/interact with people now. I’ll be just fine.
I'm guessing you're quite young!
I hope you amerimutts get all nuked
FUCK
pics and tits op, or it never happend
Similar layout to the one pictured.
What makes you think I’ll need to be rescued? When you prep as good as I did rescue is more of an inconvenience than a requirement. I for one would rather chill in my shelter mansion than get brought back into the society.
user, I...
Prepared, have instructions on how to survive nuke and escape routes, faraday box blueprint and a used car made before 1986 is common in my city
larptastic
>military grade
sure ok man. have fun with your "military grade" items when you realize they're not as good as you think that might mean
I have a gas Mask, iodine tablits, about three weeks survival non perishable food, plus another 5-6 weeks of just food on hand. I have solar power hooked up, several fire arms, close to a couple thousand rounds each, depending on the gun. I also have a large Bank of seeds. And a green house which is reguarly kept going, and some minor livestock. A stock of tools, mechanical, woodworking and feild. A deep cellar. I also have a fallout shelter, but it was built by the original occupant 60s years ago, it's literally a 6x6 hole in the ground, and I'm way to closterphobic to try and stay in that thing.
Really I just live off the beating path and live pretty self sufficently, nothing too hardcore, obviously I'm posting here.
So there's only really one close by Target, so my plan is to, seal up the house, wait out the fallout, I could therorectically stay he forever. It's a defendable location, naturally, not intentionally. I also have neighbors about half a mile away on both sides, neither would be a risk, well off as me and be super helpful. And I have a girlfriend that can hold her own and doggo for compainship.
I think I'll be alright. If not I'll be dead, but Ill be comfy as fuck.
I am not fighting a war for the jews, if America wants to crusade the middle East than that's a different story.
>Pic related (You)
Yeah you pretty much called it except I plan to be out in the streets instead of inside
>Why weren’t you prepared for WW3
?
I was.
>have 2 bottles of the good stuff (may vary by preference!) and some dope.
I'm ready to see the flashes and honestly I don't really care about the nuclear winter because that's just another day here.
Simple. I don't want to live in post apocalypse. Prefer bullet to the brain than slow death by radiation poisoning. Even if I don't get sick the EMP will wipe out all of my vidya.
>implying you can prepare enough for all-out thermonuclear war
If the tension gets real high, id just blow my money on as much food, water, meds and gas.
Get drunk watching some shitty memes on youtube and if i survive, go on from there.
>take cover in nuke shelter
>die a few decades later in a fucking hole in the ground that you can't leave
>accomplish nothing
Nah fuck that.
>mfw not living in a country interesting enough to nuke
>mfw going innawoods and waging guerrilla warfare against UN peace keepers.
fake and gay
Walking dead. Shows you can talk any roaming gang down. Unless it's negan. All you need to do is wait for Rick to rescue you.
have fun trying to poop in war while wearing that hazmat suit
At least I'll have the last laugh
>premarital sex
>heaven
I lacked money and I thought it was going to come later.
Quick rundown on what I need to stay comfy during war time?
better get married now and repent for your lustful ways user, or thou shall not be company to /ourfather/. You'll be with El Hermano instead
Have fun watching your larp toys collect dust when nothing happens ya stupid fuck.
Keep watching tv and using social media.
This
Jow Forums is embarrassing as fuck lately, all the interesting stuff you want to happen WILL happen, but not in your lifetime.
>that quote structure
Remake the meme, son. You failed english class.
fuck off /a/
Have fun in the post apocalyptic dark burned out world, faggot
different user here, and while I totally get what you're saying, to quote McCarthy is difficult because he himself never uses quotations in his works, so actually the way it's quoted here, while confusing and apparently incorrect, would be the way to quote him
This sensationalist bullshit is cancer but that last line in your post was pure "bluepilled" fucing cancer.
Fucking*
why May 15th? WHY???
Sure thing buddy.
The tornado shelter of your boomer parents doesn't come close to that pace.
>starve to death in isolation.
>not having 10000s of hours of anime to keep you going
If WW3 ever happens my plan is to just chill and die. I could maybe get a stockpile of alcohol and buy a beach chair to relax on the roof during final days, but it's a wasteful investment if it happens during winter.
I have no intention or will to survive past societal breakdown.
Best way to prep is to leave any NATO/Warsaw pact country.
>Antibiotics
>Dry soap bars
>Canned foods
>Water purification pills
>Coal
>anything to make fire
>diesel generator
>diesel
>bicycle
>gun
>ammo
>gold bars
>more canned foods
>some rain barrels
>more soap
>tons of cloths, blankets and spare fabric
>honey
>sugar
>more ammo
>a small hand mill
>fucking knowledge
Did I mention a gun and ammo?
>apt
user we know your shelter is shit now.
they say it would only last one to three years.
just wait till the ghouls and the rest come robbing you vault dweller.
I'm a master of improvisation. You can drop me in the middle of the woods and I will figure out how to survive and build an empire.
aren't greek winters mild anyway?
See
I have a renovation protection suit, a gas mask from the USMC in the early 90s, a geiger counter, some guns, and food packed in a bug out bag, am I gonna make it?
>Implying there is anything wrong with going out with your dick in your hand
pic related, OP in his shelter
What exactly do you plan on doing with your days after WW3?
I'll spend my time actually living now rather than worrying about a black swan event that would be followed with a horrible, miserable existence if I did survive.