>CPA or CFA?
CPA or CFA?
CPA & CMA
Good God imagine her shitting all over you dick as you pound her from behind splattering shit speckles all over your body from the impact ruining your sheets and planting the smell of shit in the forefront of your memory so you can't think of anything else for the next week
CPA & BRAAAAPPPPPP
>the anal jew
Fuck america and their degenerate fetishes.
CPMA
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CFA if you're in a major financial centre (ie London not Lima) and are willing to be a good shabbos goy.
MORE
AML.
I've seen Aussies crossbred with abos. America might be degenerate but we've never done anything that disgusting
Lol sweden. Get on destroying that bbc painting
Anal sex is more popular in Russia.
BRA and AAP
It's our German blood
CFP because fuck the letter A
>Fuck america and their degenerate fetishes.
Probably has german in his blood
FSA or FCAS best profession
YMCA
You've never fucked a butt have you. It feels amazing.
neah m8,you ve done worse by breeding with niggers
Cfa.
That ass is begging for a BBC.
BRPAA
kill yourselves
>he doesn't sniff da booty
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brrrrrrrrt
JD
b-brep...
hmmm so pungent my darling
BROOOOOOOOPPPPPPP
Get ready for Brazil, we have 3 aks and we are hungry
exquisite brap my darling
please one more
>>CPA or CFA?
a good slap
*slap*
Germany is and always was a tits country, you 56%ers.
hmmmm so good
sniffffff
CPA. You'll have more options available to you and depending where you are, some companies even skip the hiring process once they see you have it
I'd say, CFA? Don't relly know much about either but a CPA seems like the most boring work there is.
forgot an a
Agreed OP. CPA is an excellent starting point, you can always go on for additional certs after. I'm currently studying for my last exam.
die
let me guess... curry for dinner? hm hmmm yesss...
BWC faggot.
If you have to get either, it means you have to prove yourselves, which means you're already shit at your job
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sniffffff
hmmm soo good my darlings
what did you have for lunch
hmmm please more
basé
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snnnnniiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice and big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
the man said keeel yoselve
Fuck.....my psyche
im erect
end your lives
Beat me to it.
Baste
Embrace the brapside
disappear
>tfw only have AUD left to take
B R A P
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I hope the 6 figures meme is real
CFA is better because you can get "on track" for high level finance. You're pretty much guaranteed to make six figures. A CPA is good because it's faster and a bit easier. It's also more conducive to starting your own practice, if you're tired of working for other people. Just remember that you're going to need 150 credits for a CPA, but only a bachelor's for the CFA. I personally went the CPA route since my family is rather poor, and I like the fact that it makes you safely middle-class. But if I were able to go to a good school I would definitely study finance, work for a few years, get an MBA, and work some more while starting my CFA exams.
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Are there actually options for a CPA outside of tax and audit? Is it possible for me to break into stuff like hedge funds?
Braptposting it's the best posting, I hope unironicallyc it will never end.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>Country roads, take me home
>To the place I belong
>West Virginia, mountain momma,
>Take me home, country roads
bump for this
which paper's best to be a top shabbos goy
also are CFA levels 2&3 of any use?
Fucking lord have mercy.
Everyone in this thread.
I only remember this from American Dad. kek