Zuckerberg Testimony Thread #3- Diversity Edition

>NIGGERS ARE SO IMPORTANT THERES NO OTHER MINORITY GROUP

WE

>retention numbers
oh fuck right off

you have to be completely incompetent to get fired as a diversity hire, literally all you have to do is sit there and not cause issues for others to be doing your job

WE WUZ FACEBERG N SHEIT

>Incomprehensible negroes shucking and jiving asking for gibs
>Trashy hick females with french manicures asking for things to be less confusing for mothers
>Old whites or (((whites))) who have no idea how the internet works
This is our Congress

Make KIKEBOOK BLACKBOOK

chink detected. gtfo leave my dream country

>MR. ZUCKERBERG. ITS WELL DOCUMENTED THAT MARTIN LUTHER KING INVENTED FACEBOOK AND YOU STOLE IT. GIVE IT BACK TO THE NIGGERS NOW

WHY U BE NOT KEEPIN BLACK FOLX IN TECH. WHY THEY B NOT STAYIN

It's exasperating and sad as fuck that niggers will never stop nigging.

North Carolinians are aggressively retarded

Why can't they accept that niggers are too dumb in terms of technology? FUCKING DIVERSITY NEGRO CONGRESSMONG

>you better employ more niggers or we will regulate you.

a big task for niggers

Someone give me a recap of today please

Facebook is gonna get regulated and split up

This is what happens when huge multicorps and alphabet agencies get their way

(Free) internet is dead

Wow, an actual relevant and insightful question.

FINALLY

A nigger nigged.

>muh data
>muh censorship
>muh diversity

>hire based on skin color not skills
good way to redpill some normies, twitch chat was all supermad at this shit. nice guy cuckgressman

if sames then zucks will get fucks today

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Niggers want MOE BLACKBOOK

You make that sound easy for niggers. That's actually the hardest thing that they can even do. Keep control.

Kikes know better than anyone that hiring niggers is the worst deal you can possibly do with/in a company

We can do better than that Mr. Zuckerberg.

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>ayo hol up hol up
>nun of dem blacks be up in da facebook
>we wuz like uh
>we wuz inventin facebooks for yeeeeearz
>facebook was invented by george washington carver
>da whiteman stole da facebook n u be goin u be goin n not even uhhhhh hirin tyrone to be uhhhh da da da da da chairman of da facebooks mannn

a nigger told zuckerberg theres not enough pictures of black people on his website.

Congress doesn't understand the Internet and they want Facebook to hire more niggers.

>Nigger Carolina Senator
>WHY DON'T YOU HAVE BLACK CEOS
>WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WHITE PEOPLE
>ARE YOU GOING TO GET NEW BLACK CEOS NOW?

he's part of the congressional black caucus. hardly surprising desu, and he doesn't even look black which is probably how he got into congress in the first place

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE ZUCC ???

"We'll try to keep people from using your data maliciously, but won't be able to completely prevent it."

Day 2

He's white

SHUT IT DOWN

Have you looked at my penis?
>CONGRESSMAN THAT IS A VALUABLE QUESTION
This is like watching a practicing PUA talk to ladies on the street

OBAMA DINDU NUTHIN

Wait what? He's black?

A nigger is a nigger, he might as well be black

I’ve met him. Whitest nigger outside an albino and Sargon I’ve ever seen. He’s probably 1/18th nigger but it works in NC.

And as always ZUCC evades it

Post the others in this set

This chinky bitch looks like a Fallout ghoul lmao

Cameraman wildin out

Wiggers in the Carolinas make me fucking sick.

He's the Shaun King of senators

Robert Z'Dar?

HIRE MORE BLACK PEOPLE

lmao. one of those five "leaders" just shat the bed.

this guy is ^ supposedly

That obvious photoshopping to remove his red face

Mr. Zuckerberg if you don't appoint an african american to your board right now I'm gonna have the power of congress force you to suck a black cock right now. You need a lesson in diversity.

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Its funny how both the left and the right are dogpiling him for completely different reasons.

>left: muh Russia!/muh discrimination against minorities!

>right: muh censoring Trump supporters!/muh leftist bias!

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You know he wants to tap that.

>You own your own content
>But you don't own your content

Great job, Zucc.

I BELIEVE ALL PEOPLE OWN THEIR OWN CONTENT
>BUT IT GETS COMPLICATED

Zucc has bags under his eyes today.

"The time for the gentleman has expired, We now recognize the gentleman from North Carolina, Mr. Talcum X for four minutes."

RESPOND NIGGERS

instead of getting redpilled he will further his kikerism

did I miss anything?

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she fucc'd the zucc

>food analogy

he's probably on 2 hours of sleep and a bunch of coke.

Fucking retarded californian still doesn't understand how the ads on facebook.
This was told and retold again

he will barricade himself at his private island

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Does the CEO even appoint people to the board? I'd imagine the board itself would vote in new members.

I wish he would just say anything you post on the internet is permanent because you can't control who saves the picture, or uses it for other means.

looks like he's shitting himself

>congresswoman, yes
>congressman, yes
>i disagree with that
prety much the whole thing so far

American humans like muffins, right?

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He mansplained to a asian woman

SLEEP TIGHT CONGRESSMAN

His human mask is falling off. the glue went bad.

nothing. he's going to skate out of this, make announcements about his renewed dedication to data protection and privacy, and then keep doing the thing that's made him extraordinarily successful. this is less than a speed bump to him.

wouldnt be good for investors to hear that though

he won't because it will sound to these old fucks that he runs the whole internet

hahahaha

>we don't sell ads
>you own your data
>can you clarify that
>[autism intensifies]
>just yes/no mr zuckerberg

IS THERE ANY COOL HOUSE DUDE I SHOULD LOOK FORWARD TO LISTEN TO ???

I just checked my Facebook and guess what? My shit is just fine. Fucking Congress Kikes.

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So in the end he will keep selling data but with more diverse staff.

Were those his lawyers?

Links to previous threads please, I missed the whole shit from yesterday.

ROWDY

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MODS PLEASE STICKY

What you post is still yours.
If I go and screencap your picture on facebook, you still own it. If I use it and you see it somewhere else, you can legally enforce me to remove it.

Agreed. Facebook needs some competition man. Google too, but still. Without competition they will always keep doing this shit and get away with it

>Cuckerberg

he took a personality test to better learn how to be human.

Oh yes forgot about him. Holy shit, it will be nice