Post yfw you're ineligible for military service
Post yfw you're ineligible for military service
Ethan Bailey
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Brayden Hill
>tfw flat feet
Connor Barnes
You should feel bad, with the military you'd at least have shelter and something to eat while everyone else chokes on the fallout
Aaron Gray
>tfw you will be the main battleground, again
Christopher Barnes
Too old and too fat, suck it Gen Z-tards
Brandon Johnson
Daniel Edwards
Gabriel Anderson
>tfw legit aspergers
>tfw mexico doesn't give a flying fuck about the war anyways
>tfw comfy as fuck
Grayson Young
>tfw asthmatic and flat-footed.
Brayden Johnson
Tfw have personal shelter and enough food to last
Kevin Morales
>tfw I have severe hearing loss
>tfw High School drop out
I honestly would rather be eligible for service than be the fucking loser I am
Cooper Cooper
>literal sperg diagnosis
>still gonna get nuked
Might as well cheer uo
Ryder Williams
>tfw inguinal hernia because of too much weightlifting
I'm absolutely leaving it there now.
Zachary Hall
>tfw epileptic
Joseph Adams
>tfw not even going to fight
Colton Morales
>tfw relatively Healthy 19 year old
Can my pectus excavatum count ?
Ryder Thompson
>tfw autism
Daniel Torres
FLASH
>FLASH
FLASH
>FLASH
Ryan Morgan
>mfw will be ineligible due to mental health issues
>actually wanted to join the army when I was 17 but they wouldn't let me
>now I'm going to stay at home and comfort all the hot women left behind with my dick while all the cunts who used to bully me at school go off and get killed.
Ayden Diaz
> He thinks anyone will be safe from the meatgrinder
hon hon hon hon hon
Jonathan Roberts
how do i avoid being in the military
my friend's dad avoided conscription by eating a fuck-ton of sodium, but i don't want to die from eating salt
Dylan Williams
I used to be one of those idiots who would die for his country. But I don't want to die for Mr shekelberg while he fucks my wife at home and I die in the trenches.
Under what circumstances is it ok to fight for my country and not get cucked?
Jackson Walker
Blind in one eye and Autistic here hahaha good luck conscripting me when all I do is RRRREEEEEEE all day, as soon as I get a gun I'm going to commit suicied xDDD hahaha
Levi Cooper
I'll graduate as a computer engineer in a year. I won't be in the infantry...right Jow Forums?
Joseph Green
>Mfw I'm homeless, livin' in the south and won't be bothered if ww3 happens
Eat a dick macron
Christopher Torres
When the race war starts
David Young
we don't have mandatory military service
a bit of a shame
but the service was pretty much a joke. It was more like camp, you had to wash your uniform at home and you went home for the weekends
I'm too old now anyway
Brayden Taylor
That's the whole point of your fake country.
Nathan Clark
LOL i just had open heart surgery at 19 years old, eight months ago. No way I'm fighting for my dumbass president and his minions
Noah Murphy
>tfw I feel like some military service would do me good but I have crippling depression and there's no way they'd let me near a gun
David Gutierrez
>pectus excavatum
yes, you will most likely not serve
Luis Moore
Ryder Stewart
>his minions
he is the minion you amerimeme
Xavier Walker
>severe asthma
>autistic
John Smith
minions can have minions pendejo
Gabriel Phillips
Dylan Price
>tfw bipolar
Christopher Collins
This guy is cringe
Connor Hernandez
Fuck wrong thread.
Robert Evans
During world wars they basically take anyone that isn’t actually retarded and disabled.
You may even be drafted into war industries or homefront duties even if you can’t do combat and with long range missiles and modern planes you would still be in danger
This isn’t ww1, being off the line doesn’t keep you safe
Leo Green
you think you are safe? do you even know what its like to be hiding at night all lights and electric off hoping the bombs don't land on you?
no you don't instead you actually believe you will be sat posting on Jow Forums in safety
you people are fucking retarded
Dylan Powell
Too fucking old.
Hilarious because I'm physically fitter than most guys half my age but what the fuck.
I wouldn't go anyway because my countries enemies are in London, Rotherham & Telford not Syria.
Carter Watson
Muh epilepsy
Zachary Bailey
>tfw diagnosed with BPD
feels nice
Jonathan Cooper
jokes on you, i'm an illegal
Charles Roberts
Because I already served and my IRR is up.
John Lee
For once in my life I'm glad my legs are fucked up.
Who would have known it was the only thing saving me from the jews?
Jeremiah Davis
>gringo's first spanish word
awww they get replaced so fast
Joshua King
>mfw I’m too old and I already did my time
John Thomas
based pancho replacing the gringos while they go and die for Israel
thanks for your service.
Joshua Richardson
i'm depressed so can't conscript me tossers
Daniel Flores
> able bodied in a neutral country
Feels best.
Chase Flores
Fuck yeah! I'll have an epileptic fit on the range
Landon Thomas
>while everyone else chokes on the fallout
>implying I won’t become a based super mutant
David Miller
>tfw flat feet and a speech impediment
Gonna be chillin' with my wife on the beach while niggas get BTFO
Eli Jones
cringed
Jordan Fisher
ok
Thomas Cooper
>tfw got into a wreck and messed up my knee and back
>can’t join the military
Josiah Thompson
>tfw not in NATO
Daniel Reyes
Dylan Powell
t. sprained his ankle once in the second grade
these ridiculous standards will get dropped the second boots hit the ground and you'll be on the front line with the rest of them, don't worry
Ayden Martinez
i hope someone doesn't post the thing that got kurt eichenwald triggered
Joshua Sanders
>mfw I’m a low IQ rural dweller
>mfw no one will give a shit about a town with 500 people tucked away in the mountains
Jaxon Richardson
tfw i have finland army "C-papers" which mean that i dont have to do peace-time conscription but if shit hits the fan i have to be drafted when best men are dead and its time for 50 year olds and c-papers
Luke Gomez
Cut off your pointer finger on your dominant hand
Bentley Smith
Just unleash your mutant Chernobyl spawns, nobody dares go into the zone
Caleb Gray
I told my sons this morning they could be drafted, they are 17 and 18.
>W-what about you dad? Will they call you back to the Navy?
>mfw
Cameron Morales
I'm depressed, you think they're going to conscript a guy whos more likely to put a bullet through his own skill than that of the enemy? I don't think so, also
>implying I won't desert my post
Grayson Fisher
>begin to lose weight without reason 4 months ago
>wtf
>wait to see a doctor cause lazy and dont care that much
>finally feel terrible need to check it out
>its cancer in stomach
Dont even care if WW3 happens, way more afraid of Treatment. But die while fighting sounds nice
Pic related
Sebastian Perry
thats not a bad idea user. i'll do that if it comes down to it
Ryder Nguyen
This, or get a gang tattoo on your arm.
Connor Gutierrez
yeah ok sgt. york
Justin Bailey
I don't know if I am for sure but I'm hardly the ideal candidate
Even if military life sucks it can't suck any more than mine
Blake Watson
Severe anxiety and schizophrenia
Jeremiah Turner
Crohns, diabeetus, celiac
Whole bag of fun
Jason Wood
make it look like an accident. Don't use a knife, it needs to be crushed or entirely ripped off.
Wyatt Rogers
you're exactly the kind of nerds they're looking for, chump
Bentley Cooper
To avoid a draft, you can also just smoke weed, so that you’ll pop on your urinalysis in MEPS.
Jayden Bell
Juan Watson
Sorry to hear about that . Hope you make it through.
What was the cause?
Nathaniel Young
> The average /v/ poster is literally a mentally insane obese manchild unfit for service
> i feel sad so i can't serve :(
hhhmmmm
makes u think dont it?
Noah Scott
No you’ll be an EOD instead. Have fun disarming bombs for grunts.
Leo Lopez
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
go ahead. try this. see how that goes
Tyler Rivera
Do you think they’d overlook that in a draft?
Adam Mitchell
Too old and too broken now.
Lucas Morris
>tfw tranny
ill be sad about my husband being vaporized though
Dylan Harris
>super mutants
>born from radiation
LMAOing @ your ghoul ass
Connor Smith
>military service
What's that?
Liam Evans
Good luck bro. I'll be doing some reconnaissance with my flat as duck feet.
Hunter Anderson
"Women" get drafted nowadays too. Hehe xd
Liam Scott
Flat feet doesn't make you ineligible anymore, they just give you an insole
Mason Gray
daddy drumpf said no trannys tho
Angel Bennett
Omfg!!! REVOLUTION FOR THE RIGHTS OF TRANNINGZ!!!!
Brandon Parker
please no i dont want to die with my boots on
Jaxson Howard
>having an army
Logan Robinson
I have no face but I'm literally disabled so I'll be fine. Have fun dying in the conventional war before the nukes drop. Me? I'll be enjoying the view as the flashes burn my retinas somewhere really high up for maximum memes.
Gabriel King
Do a fake "cry for help" suicide attempt. Fail a drug test. Have a broken bone that results in some kind of surgery and a piece of metal holding something together.
Elijah Reyes
The genetic modified super Chad
vs
The accidentally survived Virgin ghoul
someone do it, phone posting so i can't meme
Mason Miller
>tfw i cant die, even on battlefield
Luke Baker
TFW too old