How do we assemble this team back together again?

How do we assemble this team back together again?

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fuck it, they want to remain children

Remove cancerous American influence

Shitstorm incoming.

Make it a Constitutional Republic. Grant each state it's own rights and representatives with a larger federal government. Limit the federal government's powers so each state can maintain it's own identity while serving the greater good in a sort of mutual defense pact with free trade between states.

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remove albanians, greeks, gypsies and we might have yugoslavia again

also ban americans so they can get a taste of their own medicine

like i said, they're children.
>it's the americans who made us sad and stupid
no it's your fucking addiction to abrahamic religions

I think the only way Yugoslavia could work out is if every couple of years we organize The Purge to get the nationalism and hatred for one another out of our system. Would be a comfy place then desu

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Resurrect Tito

i support these ideas

Serbs can’t coexist with other ethnic groups. Not even Montenegro wants to be with them.

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How do we get out of this pit of nationalism and hate my balkan dudes?

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we should balkanize further

A nation can not be bigger than 100 km x 100 km, lets balkanize balkan into hundres of countires, each town could be a country

U mean Israel

>Yugoslavia
>Implying a united Balkans of thievy Greeks, bloodthirsty Croats, warmongering Serbs, fanatical Bosniaks, psychotic Albanians, organised Slovenes, scammy Mountainegroes, and Macedonians with a supeirority complex won't be a threat to global peace and security
Let these orcs kill eachother. We already had a byzantine empire once, it took us several years of negligence to bring that shit down. These people are fucking batshit insane, they make Africa seem civilized and North Korea reasonable by comparison.

Juat give it to the Turks. They know what to do.

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remove usa

have you ever considered that self-determination makes people happy

get out cuck

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You just gotta ressurect Tito and have him yell "Southern Slavs assemble."

But the Turks fucked it up in the first place

Yugoslavia = ruled by Jews and Serbs who are traitorous to other Serbs lolz

frens?

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To do what?

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No fucking way,end of story

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pls dont

This

Let's make city-states. They can't control city-states who make up the great Federation of Balkans

sh.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kategorija:Jugoslavenski_pisci

All genetic tests show that we are, in fact, minority Slavic. We are mostly proto European. People who identified as "Yugoslavs" were mostly Jews.

you can't

it failed because it was constantly made artificially

let them merge together organically

Real talk what would Yugoslavia be like now if they had a meh 90s (no wars slow economic development) And a nice pick me up in the ealy-mid 2000s?


conomic evelopment

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Tito tried that

turns out he just made everyone butthurt by literal affirmative action for nonserbs (serbs were plurality) and extreme case of shitborder (copypaste bosnia from the 19th century, draw around it)

A completely geographic system could work

Whoever goes into any kind of alliance with serbs regrets it dearly, sooner or later. Serbs are a cheeseburger customer with a steak appetite.

One of the good things USA did! This thing should never be together.

Ex-"yu" diaspora in Iceland?

Croatia and Slovenia join V4, Serbia, kosovo and bosnia join albania and form the Muslim federation.
ok?

>Serbs are a cheeseburger customer with a steak appetite


Nigga you brave

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oh you propaganda spreading nigger

eternal reminder that bosniaks, macedonians and montenegrins are titoist kike nationalities and not real people

We're from the Balkans my friend, as soon as we get city-states we'll war with each other until we get neighborhood states and so on until me and my dog are in separate sovereign territories and having a fight.

>genetic tests
>proving things
>proto European
You should pop over to "Macedonia", they'll love you there

kill ustase i turci's,remove bosnia and conquer croatia for belgrade and the fatherland.

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Look who is talking, the maple leaf. Because cucknada has literally nothing else worth mentioning.

And anyways, why amerimutts want us to go being serboslavia again? What do you get out of this?

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Kinda true but I don't like jooz

Hey, here is an idea. Why dont you take your scandinavian buddies and go play vikangz with them? Or are you too fucked up by that muslim cock in your mouth?

>serboslavia
if was anything but serboslavia
there are retards in this country who thought tito's yugoslavia was something good when it was opposite for us, our national unity and country
the first one is not even worth mentioning

You know,Kingdom of Yugoslavia and modern day ex Yugo lands share a lot of simillarities
Food for thought

Sure, that was why serbs had more privilege than everyone else. All you needed to get a house was to befirend a serbian. And poof! There you go!

Activate tactical s*rb removal team

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both were jewish el-dorado

you'd have to get rid of s*rbs, evey past incarnation of yugoslavia was basically just a s*rb superstate where they oppressed everyone else

is that what you learn in schools?
tito split our country in three parts, made fake ethnicities like montenegrins, macedonians and bosnikas, invited albanimals in kosovo, and ultimately advocated constitution in '74 which prepared us to lose both kosovo and vojvodina. how was anything of that good for us?

kys amerimutt

Serbs are literal animals.

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Actually, it was their attempt to make "great serbia", a project that started with a guy called Garashanin. A project that serbs, as good kikes that they are, very much like.

give it to italy

Nigger how are we fake and you are somehow real?

Kill all the muslims and jews

Why does everyone exclude jew factor in our regions? I highly doubt that either Serbs or any other sub-ethnicity brought modernity to our lands. And there are many names to back it up, link I sent is just one example. And no, we Bosniaks always considered ourselves tad different to Serbians, but not as much, especially indigineous Bosnian Serbs who look more like us than Serbians proper.

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>t.child
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I'm something far worse than a chinky cuckadian, a diaspora dalmation and you make me fucking sick how you all still act like children.
What do I want? I said it already, grow up from the religions that divide the people for thousands of years.
But you won't and some butthurt servian is going to say his church is better, then some fucking muzzie is going to butt in, then a gypsy.
AH FUCK OFF AND GET NUKED

>what is london agreement in 1915.
no it wasn't, idiot. learn history for once
we agreed to form yugoslavia instead of greater serbia where only serbs lived
you should be eternally thankful to us that your country exists today because if we agreed to it you would have been split between italy and hungary

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Dude. Out of all countires that were in that shithole, you people lived the best because almost everything others made was imported into your country (and that is just for startes). You people had much more privliege than others. Your people could become politicians, get good jobs and all that shit with one bottle of wine and some ham. All that everyone learned at schools was related to serbia in some way and even the capital was in your country. What the fuck else do you want anymore?

>religionz are evul, grow up!!1!

I am getting a strange vibe from you. It sounds like you are retarded. kys faggot

So you DO admit that you had more privilege than everyone else? ffs. Then you wonder why nobody wants to be your ally.

No you were just megalomaniacs. You werent happy with just serbia you wanted to have all the south slavic people under your boot and crown but you ended up biting more than you could chew and it blew up in your face.

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km X 100 km
Statist scumbag, the citystate is where It's at.

Invent a fucking time machine.

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>because almost everything others made was imported into your country
bull fucking shit
even factories from our country were transferred to yours and slovenia, there's literally an FBI report which talks about that. also from the first yugoslavia it was more invested in western regions than everywhere else. that's why southern regions are not going to catch up with the northern ones to this day

>You people had much more privliege than others. Your people could become politicians, get good jobs and all that shit with one bottle of wine and some ham.
wrong
only if you were a die hard commie and KPJ member you would get all the benefits, ethnicity didn't matter except if you're albanian or some other smaller minority

but that's wrong, nigger. we didn't want to import more problems into our country, we only wanted lands with our people which were offered to us in that agreement
but we refused for the sake of yugoslavia because croats literally BEGGED us to be accepted into new country

Do actually belive what you say?

Serb did all the shit over and over again in the Balkans. Since the Ottoman era

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not that i believe, but those are simply the facts

But of course! Keep up with that propaganda. That is the funny thing with you serbs. You are either the victims or the god-emperors. Get real. Serboslavia was yet another attempt to take what wasnt yours and never will be.

From Tito's death the most influential person in Yugoslavia was the Premier. All three Premiers were Croats. At the head of JNA was Veljko Kadijevic, half Croat by mother. Born in Croatia and married to a Croatian. Nobody got preferential treatment in Yugoslavia. Except for Croats. Cause Tito himself was Croatian.

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thing is we give zero fucks about the importation, the capital or whatever - that was commie ploy to deliberately piss off everyone against us

lol, Serbs all the way up next to Koprivnica.

So? About fucking time desu. You ruled enough and look what you did.

>"Commie" ploy
Replace commie with jewish and you get the MUH JEWISH PROPAGANDA that neonazis like to use a lot.

you die they join eu and figure out what they want and let lots of time pass without US Niggers an saudi niggers fucking shit up again.

>made fake ethnicities like montenegrins, macedonians and bosnikas
How can you made up ethnicities, language, traditions?

>invited albanimals in kosovo
How can you invite 2.000.000 people?

Is this really what they teach in serbian schools?

you dont because this would be a terrible idea

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You can laugh all you want. Those were the territories Serbia would have occupied if the King didn't take pity on Croats and Slovenes. He should have left you guys to be ganraped by the Italians and Hungarians.

Like I said, Serbs are either victims or god-emperors. Whichever suits them when it is most convenient.

>muh Serbian privlage
when will this meme end

Oh, did I mention you were the reason a world war started? Yeah... awkward, aint it?

>this team
>Serbia, Slovenia, whatever Macedonia is and 3 made up countries
Im sure it would work perfectly

>How can you made up ethnicities, language, traditions?
you answer me, how can someone like "muslim", or montenegrin or macedonian exist?

we would kill him sooner if he took the land
youtube.com/watch?v=3av_m-TVuaU

Well how the fuck can you exsist m8? One answer could be that you were turkish rapebabies and that the actual serbs were brought back to roachland. But who knows...

>thinks casus belly is a real reason why ww1 started
t. croatian education

The Treaty of Versailles says otherwise.
Love you Hrvatski.

>Complains about Serbs having the most privileges.
>It's good that the Croats had the most privileges! Also it's the Serbs fault it failed!

>How can you invite 2.000.000 people?
>Is this really what they teach in serbian schools?
he invited them to work in mines, and they were already becoming a dominant majority of 60% people. in the next 40 years they became 80% because they had like 7 children and serbs had 1-2

you're just catholic serbs though

or we give some of nationalism to westerners, since they lack it

Lel your leader got executed like a dog and you didn't done shit,hardly that you would've rebeled and if you did we would off just genocide you like we did with the Albos and Bulgarians in Macedonia

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Can't do that.
We are happy that serbitchian landgrabbing animals are kicked out.

Srbi pa amebe breee

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Oh noooo. Death of Ferdinand was not the reason. Phew! Curse the idea!

Well, at least I have the education, something that most of your population has not.

and yet somehow both Kosovo and Macedonia exist.
you seem pretty bad at genociding

Kek. You would have cried for him to liberate you from the oppression of the Magyars and Italians. The Hungarians would have assimilated your kind in 50 years, they know how to handle you.

You cannot have Yugoslavia, without a Yugoslavian people. Unless you give up being a Croat, Serb, Montenegrin or Bosnian, on the basis of a common cultural and linguistic background, to create a single nation, it cannot be done. A unitary state is the only solution.

Kill everyone inside and fill it with Austrians.
I am genius.

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Go ask them: are you for real?

>he invited them to work in mines
>2.000.000 people

really

>7 children
How can they afford it? Do they work a lot?

>serbs had 1-2 children
Why serbs can't have more children? Can't feed more than one or two?

>Catholic serbs

My fucking sides. That is rich. You deserve a cookie for that.