If the military drafts you, how do they determine what position they place you in...

If the military drafts you, how do they determine what position they place you in? Is there an online test or do they do a physical test first?

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There is no draft mongo

>Is there an online test or do they do a physical test first?
They teach you how to uniform and make your bed. Then they hand you a rifle, stick the muzzle of a pistol in your back and tell you to March.

They make you suck dick and the winner takes it all.

Looks like the top half and bottom half were melded together in some kind of Frankenstein like experiment.

You go to your MEPS station and take a test. The higher you score the more job options. If you're a brainlet you'll probably go infantry or cook if you're a bitch. If you're a smarty pants you'll get the cool jobs like Advanced Cybernetic Linguist Intelligence Decoding Specialist.

that was my body when I was 28. I'm 38 now.

It's a mess.

another SS victim

Everything is determined by Penis size

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During a draft you'd have essentially the same experience as a volunteer. You'd go through MEPS, take the ASVAB, attend boot camp and your service school as usual. The only difference is that a volunteer would pick his career and a draftee would be sent where the needs of the military and his ASVAB score allowed - probably infantry.

How do I become an aviation warrant officer, yes I have flight hours but no license. I also have a college degree, or will I be peeling spuds?

Nobody really cares if you're qualified or what you're qualified for. They don't NEED people to help them fill up all the cool jobs, but they always need more dipshit infantry to catch bullets. Always.

And they'll promise you that you can have the cool jobs if only you sign on the dotted line, but once you sign, they can just switch you over to infantry and what are you going to do? Cry to the General? Lol!

I have a somewhat similar body to this. What is the best strategy if I want to achieve a more archetypal male physique with a v shaped torso? I find it very difficult to shave fat of the flanks and stomach, even after doing a ton of workouts involving planks, side planks, sit ups etc.

god damn you are an ugly fat fuck

If the military drafts you, you'll likely, say 80%+, be infantry.

You cant join as a Warrant Officer.(WO1) you'd join as an OR1 and work up to an OR9 (WO1).
Should only take you 16-20 Years.

STOP EATING SO MUCH. No amount of shitty ass planks or sit ups will shed even an ounce of fat if you keep overeating.

Here's how:
>"Infantry."
>"He can't run."
>"Logistics."

I have a similar body but I’m more muscular and less fat. Also my cock is bigger.

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Son, your fat as pregnant cow... You would not even be worth sending to Infantry training.
You like Video games?, cause I need drone pilots and you look like a drone pilot.

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As others have said, depends on your test scores (and how much the officers like you).

t. scrawny nerd who was trained as a signals dude

You can't spot reduce fat storage. Fat storage is a practical utility for the body to store excess energy for leaner times. It's distributed somewhat evenly to maintain optimal mobility and balance. You have to lower your overall bodyfat %.

You NEED to be in a caloric deficit to lose bodyfat. You have to EXPEND more energy than you EAT during a day. You have to do this MULTIPLE DAYS IN A ROW. Resulting in WEEKS OF BEING IN A CALORIC DEFICIT.

Look up the following terms: Total daily energy expenditure, basal metabolic rate and get a fucking grip on the math behind calories. Track your food if only for a week to get a sense.

Do it. Do it now and you will kick your self in the nuts 6 months from now that you didn't take your LIFE seriously sooner.

Eat less, one meal a day if you can, make sure its healthy too... walk more, lift weights..after a few months of this you'll see your weight drop and you can move on to a more professional exercise routine

(thats what im doing

>If the military drafts you, how do they determine what position they place you in?
That would be grabbing your ankles.

It seems my strategy of being a fat fuck may end up unexpectedly paying off.

>how do they determine what position they place you in?
You take an exam. If you are able to place high enough, you are automatically given a good rank.

>do they do a physical test first?
In a draft? Unless you have an arm falling off on the spot, you are off to bootcamp for a minimal amount of time, before being thrust onto the front lines.

needs of the navy

cut like a madman and reduce water intake.

yes there is, and failing to register is a felony

>How does the military determine your MOS?
It's through the ASVAB
>step 1: apply to enlist/recieve draft letter
>step 2: report to MEPS and take the asvab and medical screener
>step 3: based on your recruiter/MEPS officer negotiations, you negotiate for your job
The higher your asvab the better. The more leverage you can bring the better you'll do. And if you honestly know of a draft coming down the pipe (there isn't) then just enlist and pick. You get much better choice as a reservist btw.

why do you wanna die for israel?

suicide. the soy pelvis isn't going anywhere.

I scored 92% on the ASVAB. Would I still be cannon fodder?

got any cutting tips

You can't target fat loss by exercising a specific part of your body; it doesn't work like that.

10 year vet reporting.

So you would take the asvab, and depending on score you would get some options. Here's the thing though, unlike Air Force or Navy. The Army and Marines have a quote. You are a Soldier/Marine before a "insert job title". So unless you get something high up like linguist or some shit you are more than likely boots on ground. Not to mention there are limited positions for those high end jobs, so you will be a grunt. Body type means nothing. They will get your flabby ass in shape.

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Stop trying to cut fat, and build muscle.
Do deadlifts, squats, and bench presses.
Do pushups, pull ups, and sit ups.

Down the road, not across the street.

You don't have a V shape because your upper body is too small, not because your waist it too big.
Build the muscle up on your upper body.

Don't worry, we're feminists now. All the women will go fight this war while we stay home and work in factories.

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I legit haven't heard this one in years. Thanks for making me feel old user

The only non brainlet in the whole thread

You do a basic mental aptitude test, from the results they know the range of jobs you are capable of doing. Then the recruiter decides your level of faggotry, the more faggy you are, the further from the front line you go.

how will niggers ever recover?

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Dont be so sure my mongol nigger
When i went to service they asked me what i wanted to do in service and i said ''blowing shit up with a CG''.
I was preset to a company and occupation even before SBK.
Then again there are no people volunteering to carry 15kg pipe

wtf is going on with this niggers thighs and hips

I'll be in Mexico by then.

Well said user

the irony