Brit/pol/ - cheeky tug from whatserface

>Theresa May orders subrimines to placed within missile distance of syria
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2018/04/11/theresa-may-moves-closer-joining-military-action-against-assad/
archive.is/Zzp8O

>Syria war: Trump says missiles 'will be coming'
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43727829
archive.is/lqp3f

>May ready to bypass Parliament & approve UK military intervention in Syria – BBC
rt.com/uk/423861-may-no-parliament-approval-syria/
archive.li/MOhSk


>Pikeys have their memorial for killed burglar torn down again
news.sky.com/story/memorial-for-burglar-henry-vincent-pulled-down-for-fourth-time-11326523
archive.is/Jv3zw


>Theresa May not invited to Prince Harry and Meghan DeAmerimutts wedding
news.sky.com/story/royal-wedding-2018-whos-on-the-guest-list-and-which-famous-faces-have-missed-out-11325202
archive.li/CEDmE

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I got 117 but I ran out of time, I have no idea about some of them I couldn't find a pattern tp save my life. I've done similar tests before and I always get 120+. So I think mine altogether is 122-132 IQ.

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DON'T FORGET JOE COCKS

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we are giving out free pats in the other thread

>So I think mine altogether is 122-132 IQ.
All those other tests that you did were fake
This is the real shit

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Buy a legal to carry folding Knife

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Like I said, I got distracted by my gf calling me and I'm half asleep. So I'm adding a few points to counter that.

Jimmy Saville was innocent

>Britbong hate.
But I love my Anglo-senpais.

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One of their most shitty jewocon songs ever

Owen Jones about to get BTFO

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Literally the face of evil

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toshino kyookoooo

It's just silly foreigner being jealous of our greatness.
You were part of the gang back when we ruled the waves everywhere at once.
And that threadis great because it proves the Queen should probably made ruler of all humanity.

Let us honour the people doing God's work

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KEK
that means someone who posts on Brit/pol/ lives right next to you

>Police find lethal weapon in a weapon sweep of owen's bedroom

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He's not faring well in the comments, at least.
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/apr/11/bbc-andrew-neil-media-politics

what got posted

bitxhboi

a ban message of some nigger themed goalposting that the user said he didn't do

Someone was banned for a post they didn't make. Assume they deleted it since it was a phonepost on 4G which, surprise, shares IPs over many users.

nah its happened to me as well a few times when I've been out and about in the big city

Going to be very difficult to find political presenters without a political bias

>there are people who believe the BBC is right-wing

Is mummy may going to be our Iron maiden through this middle Eastern war lads?

In Ireland we can't carry knives for any reason at all, not even these loophole ones.

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Retard

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>can't carry knives
>can carry explosives

end thread splittage and join us

Hullo there

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>52:16
Yeah I'm on my way, looks like a great thread.

Screen cap the harder questions and explain them to me please, I didn't have enough time to examine them properly (distractions)

What's he up to now

>not posting in both simultaneously

Its just pattern recognition

The test is bullshit anyway

I agree there is no way all of Brit/pol/ has an IQ of 115-140. Most around the 130 range. What is the national average?

Wtf do you do for this?

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y-y-y-you can do that ? ...b-b-b-but isn't that like, against the rules or something ?

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dumb frogposter

my records say 1
and looking at it i can see why

>there are people who believe the tories are right wing

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>>and looking at it i can see why
maybe not
idk
i think i put 5 (middle bottom)

Who?

I think I put 5 too lol, no clue what the pattern is

bottom middle.

turned and curves are inverted

no, bottom left

youtube.com/watch?v=tSC3RMstJl8

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no bottom middle lol

too tired for this shit

i feel like it should definitely be 1, 4, 5 or 6
because the two ins and and out become two outs and an in
but why it's rotated that particular way i'm unable to explain
without getting a pencil and paper out i can't bothered with trying to solve these so i hacked out the answers instead
6,1,3,1,1,5,2,6,4,2,3,1,5,6,5,4,2,5,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,4,5,3,6,1,4,2,3,5,6

I see that but how does that relate to all the other shapes? That isn't a pattern that follows throughout.

its bottom left

Fucking lad tbf

Dunno if I'd go against that team. Tugging is probably how she got her position.

>...,2,3,5,6
strangely that 2 can be anything
you get the same score regardless

are you sure because i checked each answer individually to see if if changed the score
and my records say it's 1

think i got it

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Watch out for the Syrian antimissile defense system!

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Jo cox deserved to die desu. Death to traitors, also death to niggers while were at it.

Literally nothing of value was lost.

>writes an article about one bloke
>'it's not about individuals'

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>if if
if it

i'll test if you're right

That makes sense to me.

>Marginalisation

>Implying they're not the establishment

The whole article is fantasy. He talks about the BBC not speaking to the left wing.

>>i'll test if you're right
you're not
the correct answer is 1

>there are people that think that the BBC has a right wing bias

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I think he literally means communism.

Why are we about to be nuked into dust to make Trumps cock hard, when we were refusing to give him a state visit a few weeks ago?

Why is everyone suddenly attacking the BBC all the time.
Really activates my almonds desu.

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FOOKIN' AVE IT POSH SUVVERN TARQUIN TWATTTTT

HAHAHAH FOOKIN REKT IZ KEBAB LADS HAAHHAHAHA WOT A FOOKIN RIOT LIKE.

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how come m8?

He is a Marxist

I laughed but felt bad too
what a drunkard, didn't give a fuck

HO ARE YA!? WHO ARE YA!?
CUM ON INGURLAAANDDDD
INGURLAAANNNDD
WAAHEEEEYYYY! GO ON LADS!! HAHAHA FOOKIN LEDGEND, FOOKIN LEDGEND ABSOLUTEY TOP LAUGH MATE HAHAHAHAH FOOKIN 'ELL YA SEE HER FACE, SHAME YA DIDN'T HIT THE OLD BINT WITH A PINT GLASS EH BIG SMITHY? HAHHAHAA WAAAHEEYYYY!

WAAHEEEYYY! Go on Ingurland! Fookin propa lads, what fookin ledges ha-ha! fookin threw a pint glass right at that old bint fookin top laugh mate
jus a few lads bondin what it is nothin' wrong wit' it.

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because if you do the test and answer 1 you get a higher score
that's the best answer i can off i'm afraid
try it if you don't believe me
click 1 for every answer
check your score
then click 1 for every answer except #25
check and you'll see it's lower

Lads Im voting Labour now

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>off
offer

still gets his burger

I bitterly hate cunts who do stupid and nasty things like that, especially when the poor bastard is just trying to have a little meal of minced kids after a night on the sesh.

would swap IQ for cash.

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this

Mates my yoga teacher is russian or something and I swear to god she poses so that her arse is always pointed toward me whenever she's showing a bend or something

I thought it was a coincidence and ignored it but after the lesson she came up to me specifically and asked if I was related to X [X being my mum who also goes to that class sometimes] I said yea im her son and the teach goes oh you are such a handsome young man, so lovely, you were doing great today

Swear to god I blushed like a redhead in a microwave. She's a complete fucking milf, beautiful silky hair, yoga teacher body, unironically supermodel tier face.

I would ask her for her number but I'm going back to university in a week so I won't be at that class again for a while
what do here im chewing myself out for not taking a chance with her

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Ours is the same then

>minced kids
loverly
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please help i goalposted too much.

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Quit uni, ask her out and father a child with her before its too late.

ask her for her number, get rejected because she needs a man and not a uni-boy bumpkin and whine about it here. Or get her no.

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>ROI
>is a faggot
this is why ulster is the best

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IF YA SCORE ANODER ONE
I'LL GIVE YOU MY IQ TOO

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She even asked me where my uni was and said 'oh that's not too far when are you coming back?'

I only met her like two weeks ago which is why this has all hit me way too fast desu, I didnt even realise she was flirting with me until way too late
proper kicking myself now

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FOOTBALLS COMING HOME

ITS COMING HOME

ITS COMING

FOOTBALLERS ARE COMING TO OUR HOME

ENGLAND GO ON KING ABDULAH XVII MY SON

GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL

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KEK

i'll swop sum ov me iq for a season pass down at t'old trafford i will.

so dats wot dey meant like
cant wait till we 'ave every good futborlla
think of all t'Ngubus 'nd Salahs teh fookin ruskis are gassin.
shud let 'em stay 'ere like won't ert.

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How's the gf lads?

top kek

gwan lad ave a kebab, phwooar loverly mate im so glad abdul's here from norf africa. fank god fer im or all bri'ish food wood stil b shite eh?

I have never been on a date and I’ve just been matched with some cuties on tender.

What should I do?

I'm convinced.