AUS/POL ZOMBIE EDITION

How are things gentlemen?

>>Mentally unstable 'Ned Kelly wannabe' in a 'zombie state', 27, arrested after 'raiding a gun cabinet inside a Melbourne farm and shooting at police as 60 tactical officers moved in'

unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5602133/Car-thief-27-raided-gun-cabinet-inside-Melbourne-farm-zombie-state.html

>>Sydney once had the biggest tram system in the southern hemisphere - Curious Sydney

unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-04-12/sydneys-original-tram-network-what-happened-curious-sydney/9610328

>>Australian author Yassmin Abdel-Magied claims she is being deported from the US after visa cancellation

unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-04-12/yassmin-abdel-magied-claims-she-is-being-deported-from-us/9644004

>>How new rules will impact single mothers

unv.is/whimn.com.au/talk/people/the-government-is-now-forcing-single-mums-to-do-this/news-story/aafbe26b1171c18abd74404f28fd4fb1

>>Finally on the right track! Melbourne Airport railway line to connect to the city after announcement of $5BILLION in federal funding

unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5605439/Melbourne-Airport-railway-line-connect-city-5BILLION-federal-funding.html

>>Melbourne's supervised injecting room to allow all drugs including ice

unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5601959/Melbournes-medically-supervised-injecting-room-allow-drugs-including-ice.html

>>Melbourne security alarm at a unit rang for a WEEK straight. Boomers BTFO.

unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5601059/A-security-alarm-unit-rang-WEEK-straight-leaving-residents-sleep-deprived-infuriated.html

>>'Whatever day you want dog, I got your number': Tradie and commuter exchange blows in furious early morning brawl in front of terrified onlookers at a western Sydney train station

unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5601311/Tradie-commuter-brawl-onlookers-Glenfield-train-station-western-Sydney.html

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bump great thread op

Lol faggot

d-does the full pic of this exist?

vic gov just announced home invaders to go straight to jail I wonder how that'll work out if it does.

>cracker is dead

no hookers for me :(

Plenty of alternatives man

fucking tell me please

>shooting at police as 60 tactical officers moved in
Are you drunks actually John Wick or are your "tactical officers" just affirmative-action hires?

Angry tradies is a sign that the housing bubble is popping.

it won't pop until the yellow horde is stopped

yellow horde replaced with south african farmers when

Pretty good mates America is fun to visit, not sure why but black girls adore me which is a struggle for the politics.

>Yassmin Abdel-Magied
>Australian
yeah mate and I'm the fuckin King of England

Queen

Its time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

has anyone in this general fallen for the travel meme? is the experience really worth it?

id ask /trv/ but id rather get responses from fellow ausfags

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The rich yellow horde has been given free reign for 10 years. No, they don't want that skanky shitbox in some brain dead bogan suburb for $2m.

Most of the immigrants are now just shitty uneducated ones that can only work at Coles. They can't afford these prices.

It's goin down motherfucker.

Currently in USA good fun, if ya wanna get shot out if meeting people hostel are good.
For example today I saw sights shit talked A German and told a Yorker that Trump is hilarious and more fun than turnball.

Why would I want to compete with white south africans? They are disciplined and are actually capable of doing things. I've got enough to compete with as it is.

Every tradie is angry because they are dumb as shit and picked a garbage profession

>tfw younger gens can't get together and take this on

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>They are disciplined and are actually capable of doing things.

>Jewish Boomers
>Disciplined
>Capable

Lolno.

The only thing white about the South African farmers is the wash put on the issue by our government who hopes they'll take over the farming from our boomers so they don't have to train up and pay more young people.

Its coming user, soon the Day of the Nursing Home will be apon us and we will get to see the boomers drown in the shit of Indian nurses.

Around my way they have been creaming it and their women have been sucking their big sweaty cocks.

I remember when they were angry before the boom. Now they are almost genteel because they can make fifty thousand dollars a day for essentially not being a weak homo.

Oh well sure if they want to go to the country that's good. I don't give a fuck about the country.

>that 30 years old tradie that sits alone at the pokies and feeds it $50 notes all night

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>Mentally unstable 'Ned Kelly wannabe' in a 'zombie state', 27, arrested after 'raiding a gun cabinet inside a Melbourne farm and shooting at police as 60 tactical officers moved in'
So let me get this straight. A single bloke breaks into a property, steals a gun and fires it into a paddock and has 60 fucking ADF rejects flood in... But there are home invasions every day in Melbourne and the police will regularly take an hour or more to show up?

Only weak cunts die in nursing homes. None of my family or anyone I've ever known have ever done that, only when they were on the cusp of death. A month tops.

/Aus/pol is fucking shit lmao. Dead af. Most Australians are probably busy watching BLACKED porn.

Good to see you posted this on the right board, this time

Shouldnt you be doing your homework?

because a white man with a gun is more dangerous than african gangs goyim

someone I know was there and apparently he was shouting alt-right slogans and praising Trump

Got a job in the IT sector bois.

if you've never left the country before, visiting another one is exciting and all that shit

and it will sharpen up your self reliance skills if you're a useless coddled sack of shit like most kids who fantasise about 'muh travel'

but desu the real thing you gain from visiting other countries is realising just how fucking mint straya is and how it'd be perfect if only we could remove shitskin and return to our old gun laws and immigration policy

t. sorta oldfag

Someone I know went to your house and fucked you in the bum like the poofta you are

>man gets hold of gun without a licence
>60 police called
Crikey, we're more cucked than I thought

I moved to London and traveled for 3 years around Europe.

For me it was worth it, because I was unwilling to settle down and work on my career before I'd spread my wings and spent my youth so to speak. It also showed me the value of Australia.

The risk is that the financial loss over that time makes it not worth it, but having international experience on my resume saw me come back and sign a $120k contract in Brissy.

it picks up eventually. give it time. last night was dead as fuck though, can definitely agree with that

im pretty introverted and slightly autistic, so the only way that im going to come out of my shell is by chucking myself into situations that im not used to, like staying at hostels, ect.

im gunna have to look into it a bit more, i wanna do it all before hitting 30 (got 3 years lmao). how the fuck do aussies afford to travel so often though? like i mean they come home for 6 months, get a job just like that, then they are off on a year adventure through the americas. they dont have the patience to save for a house but when it comes to travelling they must become frugal as fuck

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its true, someone I know was there and apparently he was shouting allah ackbar and some stuff about Syria

...

Better than living it

he was also sucking of the rabbi, being a good goyim and apologising to the africans that robbed him while transitioning into an attack chopper

I will inseminate you.

thats the plan. ive only visited countries close to australia (fiji, new zealand, singapore and thailand) and that was well over 10 years ago lmao

im so used to not relying on anyone in this life that im pretty good with that. id still love to travel with a friend, or a missus (wishful thinking there)

most of my friends that come back tell me the same thing, travelling is a great experience but nothing beats this country

id probably struggle to find a decent job in the UK since ive only ever worked in the coal industry lmao. ive spent all of my mid 20s depressed as shit living at my parents, which wouldve been the best time for me to travel :(

most people that come back usually end up working some dead end shit job. how did you manage to score that? what industry are you working in? im guessing its finance

>most people that come back usually end up working some dead end shit job. how did you manage to score that? what industry are you working in? im guessing its finance
I work in Software Engineering.

What are your favourite bushwalks tho?

Buy me some McDonald’s and a 6 pack and you won’t even have to ask

that makes sense

did you work as a software engineer when you lived in the UK?

bit coin is doomed

>buy $20
>transfer to private wallet, $19 remaining after fees
>price drop over night, it's now worth $18.50

lol

might as well not bother with poorfag amounts, tx fees eat up everything

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Yeah. I just worked a standard programming job whilst in the UK and then talked up my "international experience" when I arrived back in Australia.

Our tac teams are legit, both military and police, regular cops have a lot of affirmative action fat women though.

how are you ever even supposed to get your cash back?

Do you really want to know?

you dont

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if your gonna throw some darknet sites at me then fuck no but i need a site like blue scarlet or something

>id still love to travel with a friend, or a missus (wishful thinking there)
be careful with that, dealing with their bullshit is a great way to ruin a trip

>most people that come back usually end up working some dead end shit job
that's all their arts degree was gonna get them, even before they blew thousands of shekels travelling

what kind of shit you doing up there? looked at moving to bris like a year ago but all the jobs i saw around the place were web shit

Isn't blue scarlet that gay thing that got banned last year?

you guys aren't actually full right ? you got room for 1 chill senpai

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Locanto you thirsty cunt

>what kind of shit you doing up there? looked at moving to bris like a year ago but all the jobs i saw around the place were web shit
I'm doing a lot of C++ on a number of platforms. But you are right, Brisbane is .NET city. 90% of jobs are .NET.

>.NET
I hate C#. Just use C.

He means Scarlet Blue

pick one and only one

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I used C in London, but you will be hard pressed to find a C job in Brisbane. As hardware ability increases, you can afford to use more fully features languages when compared to C.

>>>Melbourne's supervised injecting room to allow all drugs including ice

someone should wait down the street and bash meth heads leaving the place.

we'd let you in, mate - but then you'd stab us in the back like you always do. look what you've done to the america

>no Masters
goddamn east coast cunt

At an LDP Vic meeting to see Leyonjhelm at the moment, should be interesting.

Dare double expresso.

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What company and city?

Network engineer here

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>As hardware ability increases, you can afford to use more fully features languages when compared to C.
This mentality is what causes cancer. It's why it's almost impossible to find a webpage that doesn't load 5 MB of Javascript. It's why Chrome uses 2 GB of RAM to display 5 tabs. It's why the average video game can do amazing shit with HDR while somehow not being able to use AI correctly since the game can't run at 200 FPS with it. It's why Windows doesn't come with a default fucking SSH client.

Just figure out how memory management works and stop being a fuckwit. There. 90% of your performance troubles are gone and you don't look like a cock smuggler.

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Farmers Union with Ice Break being a close second

>no one I know's done it
>except when they did

The single mother article is dogshit. Whinging that they need someone to vouch for them. Fuck the leech cunts. They pull anywhere from $900-1200 p/fornight then get an additional $300-$500 per kid. Its fucking insane. What does the dole pay a single white lad these days? $600-$700 or so?

How come they don't make Wave anymore?

>>>Australian author Yassmin Abdel-Magied claims she is being deported from the US after visa cancellation
>Australian

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looks like cheap shit, like the Breaka ice coffee

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it was just bantz m8 , amerimutts always getting assblasted over nothing

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I don't mind the ABC if this is what they're spending our money on. That was pretty good.

correct answer

not bad

LOL
Huw Parkinson's editing is always so smooth

>no stable place to live
>centrelink gives me $2.50 a fortnight
>no job
>no car
is it /suicide/ time yet?

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How does it feel knowing your country might be turned to glass soon?

Where is the Strawberry Moove? Australian males used to be so confident in their sexuality and ownership of this land that they were happy to associate with pink. They almost had to otherwise they would explode from based masculinity.

nippys master race.
but i haven't bought pre made iced coffee in years.. i usually just make a normal coffee with nescafe blend 43 and add ice and extra milk.

Dare double expresso every time. If thats a malt & honey just natural, they're pretty fucking good too.

Where abouts do you live?

Dare mocha is best

Stop being a fucking pussy.

how fucking dare you mate, Masters tastes strong and right, not like the overly sweetened Dare iced coffee or the water downed shit that is Chill

get a job any job? plenty of average ones around

viccy atm
the edgemeister!
yeah im working on my firm handshakes

israel is the safest place on earth . we have the strongest army in the world and every american soldier will be dead before israel is harmed .

>being able to find a job is now considered edgy

I was expecting that, they didn't eke out years in a retirement village or some disgusting half dead spastic home and end up costing the family estate hundreds of thousands. Idiot.

shit you just reminded me of pic related. haven't had it in years, fuckin nice

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