Today is David Hogg's 18th birthday

>less than a month ago you'd get shit for insulting him because he was a child
>a magic change since then and now he's an adult
>less than a month
WEW

Israel holocaust day, this faggots birthday and my birthday on the same day. I'm gonna pre-heat the oven, it's time.

I'm starting to get mad by his face. It isn't even the creepy shit he says, just his bizarre little twink face

one of the biggest pieces of shit to hit the spotlight in the last decade

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Happy 26th!

Finally legal...

Is he going to get his jaw fixed for his birthday?

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i wonder what he'd feel if he knew how many faggot perverts have prob whacked it to that little boy face

They're doing a 2 hour special on him to celebrate his birthday?

So can people counter, and criticize his opinions without him calling them a bully and using the muh Im just a kid argument?

his mom is a cnn vip, of course they are

Is this a real fucking tweet?
What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is this timeline?

>CNN is covering a kids birthday

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This
>CNN
>News
These things are mutually exclusive

Welcome to American news

fetal alcohol syndrome, and extreme at that

I want WWIII to start so he gets drafted and they send him into battle without a gun

My pro-gun friend has a huge crush on him.

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What if /pol turned him gay?

Stop giving this subhuman attention

I donated $1500 to the NRA in your name then I bought another AR and called it Margaret. It’s in my safe next to my first AR, Sandy.

btw everyone pretty sure this tweet is fake i can't find it on twitter.com/cnn
not surprised
he already was

Sage

>shooting survivor
>didn't get shot
americans are dumb-dumbs

That tweet is a joke right?

>special two hour coverage on national TV for some faggot's birthday
What the actual fuck. This has to be the mother of all astroturfs.

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clearly he would use his word smithing to end all the violence overseas.

He must be the son of some Extremely High tier Jew

pretty sure it's fake

It better be. But it says something about (((CNN))) that it's even halfway plausible they'd do it, considering the way the media has been pushing these gun grabbing fags and dykes for weeks on end now.

There's always prostitutes if Delaney won't give you a pity fuck.

>Say something nice for the birthday boy.
You're not a kid anymore, you can be critiqued and BTFO without consequence.

Where is he so he can get his birthday beats

happy birthday
gib gunz

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i scrolled a ways down they're twitter feed (took one for the team, god it's awful) and didn't see anything

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Who?

Can someone explain to me how he's so skinny?

It seems impossible, especially at an age where his test should be through the roof

fpbp

He says on his reddit (yes, I scrolled through it) that he eats a ton but is still skinny.
Probably teenage metabolism thing?

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he's a pencil-necked geek, scum-sucking loser with a lousy physique

Most skinny people believe they eat a lot, but don't compared to other people. I'm a former skelly who now lifts and that's how I used to be.

Give me your guns, I'm just a kid and speak for today's youth goys and goyals

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Happy Birthday mein Hogg

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That's bullshit. if he ate a shit ton of food, even if he had high metabolism he'd at least have some muscle mass. The kid is a walking matchstick

He needs beating daily.

Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

nice lyrics, is the David Hogg song been borned?

This is fake right? It’s hard to tell nowadays

We should give him all of the guns as a present.

nice makeup he's wearing there

look closely at some of his pictures and you can tell he's left handed. he probably beats all the calories out of his dick since he can't get a girlfriend with that face

Why only 2 hours? Shouldn't it be 48 hours? It's like CNN doesn't even care about dead children.

He's an actor from California, so Brian Singer & Gandalf the Gay probably broke him in.

What day is today
It's David Hogg's birthday
What a day for a birthday
Hope it'll be your last

he makes for a decent trap

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would

2 hour coverage of his Birthday on CNN? Why?

i'm older than you hoggboi

Oh (you)

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nice makeup

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It's all a charade because he's actually in his mid 20's.

>a 2 hour special about a literal noboy

Jebus, the extreme far-left kike media isn't even trying to hide their narrative anymore.

>tfw realize you would the female Hogg but wouldn't the female goblina

Good luck Hogg! Use your superpowers for good.

Twig here.
Not true at all. Ectomorphs just dont put weight on.

I can eat a Chipotle burrito and get a second course of Taco Bell immediately after.

Im 6’2” but 150lbs

hooktube.com/watch?v=McLw5Tg5GOc

They say, "these geeks come a dime a dozen."
I'm lookin' for the guy who's supplin' the dimes.

>male Goblina tho

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Litterally who?

he might as well trap up, with arms like his he'll never pass as a man

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>18th birthday

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aquafresh with the fpbp

I can see the minions if CNN trying to seize the NRA headquarters, Enemy at the Gates style.

Realistically they all believe in one law for them, another for the rest. Feinstein had one of six pistol permits in San Fran. Ted Kennedy's private bodyguard was busted with two full auto Mac10s in the congress.

Pink Pistols, obviously
>2003.
Thats me. The OG Ozposter.

...

he looks like he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

It's fake you retard, there's no such tweet.

:D

Welcome to the Army!!!

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>2 hour special on CNN
Slow news day or they're grooming the shit out of him.

>something nice for the birthday boy
I hope he has a fun time jackin it in San Diego
youtube.com/watch?v=SzwnaW-qBpU

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kek, song about Hogg confirmed

>or they're grooming the shit out of him
I'm sure Lemon and Cooper have already broke him in

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>CNN spending two hours on a literal nobody's birthday

and they wonder why people hate them and call them fake news

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when the news desk's rockin', don't come knockin'

Literally who?
Hog?

It's a little known fact that he's also a bridge collapse survivor

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Adderall

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