Be Amerilard

>be Amerilard
>wake up, ride scooter to Walmart
>shart
>tip the greeter on the way out
>kid gets shot while in Holocaust class
>kid tips the shooter
>work 9 hours for Schlomo Shekelstein
>come home and turn on CNN
>cheer as bombs rain down on foreign countries
>flip channel to watch sportsball
>oops, sharted again
>ride scooter to backyard to jerk off while polishing gun collection
>fireworks go off, shart yet again
>eat burger from McDonald's, tip the self serve kiosk
>get home to 75% black neighborhood full of drugs and crime
>shart one more time before bed

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It is legitimately fucking embarrassing watching you ignorant yuros post your retardation.

How did Americans end up with the stereotype of being ignorant about the world? You chimps could give lessons.

>How did Americans end up with the stereotype of being ignorant about the world?

i know this meme for almost 30 years.

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It's factually accurate that's why.

Only 1 in 1000000 Americans has a passport, it's less than how many have Aids or White children.

No one asked you, paco.

I give it 4 minutes

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>be americunt
>wake up at 4 in the morning
>drink coffee-infused high fructose cornsyrup
>gain another chin
>open door to leave
>dodge bullets from startled police officer
>thank him for his service
>get in pick-up truck
>wait in traffic for 5 hours, only poor people take public transport
>the clock strikes 11 past 9
>everyone gets out of their car and faces towards new york
>salute the twin towers. never forget.
>get to work
>see a job creator pass by
>prostrate before him and ask if you can work longer and for less
>he tells you that that you're going places
>the entire office begins clapping, thanking him for being so generous
>take lunch break (unpaid)
>eat a super size bowl of ranch sauce with a topping of salad
>gain a bra size
>finally head home from work after working unpaid overtime
>get pulled over by the cops
>they ask to see your ancestry.com results
>60% white
>cops feel threatened by how white you are
>get shot

Americans don't need a passport. You could spend a lifetime exploring America and not see everything.

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nigger

Enjoy watching your race and culture be annihilated faggot. Keep making fun of Americans as respite from the dark and over looming doom. Germans remarking on the rest of the world is honestly hilarious, Marxists fucktoy.