I'll start with Mark "Sells your info for 50 centos" Zuckerberg
Can we start a funny Mark Zuckerberg name thread?
Oliver Anderson
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Asher Robinson
Brayden Peterson
Alexander Jones
ANDROID JEW
Andrew Cook
Mark "Manlet from another planet" Zuckerberg
Henry Bailey
Robert Rodriguez
Can any of you find out his parents or grandparents names? I work as historian here in Germany and have done a lot of research on jewish german families, but since there have been many "Zuckerberg" it's not easy to find out about his family.
Wich Kurt Eichenwald it was easier and i found out that he was lying about having had his family killed at Auschwitz, because his family actually went to the USA in the late 1920s from Germany
>inb4 Kurt lied? No shit?
Yeah of course, but i have a hard time with german google finding out about Mark Zuckerbergs parents and grandparents names. So help is appreciated
Jayden Bennett
Is there any evidence that Zuckerberg isn't Data from TNG? Data could simulate crying by squirting water from his eyes. Can Zucc do the same, or is he a more primitive android?
Andrew Price
Why hasn't someone deepfaked zucks face onto Data's body yet
Tyler Garcia
>Sends your info to the Mossad.
>Gets the death penalty.
Parker Rodriguez
get off Jow Forums dad
Benjamin Cook
He doesn't sell data tho.
Adrian Cook
He just gives it to Mossad for free
Oliver Ross
Facebook is literally the government. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fucking idiot.
Joseph Brooks
>Anonymous
Jace Anderson
Mark "Senator Yes" Zukkkerburger
Jason Perry
Ethan Howard
Mark Cuckerberg
John Cox
Nathaniel Torres
His parents? That's easy:
His mom is Karen Kempner and his dad is Edward Zuckerberg.
Grandparents will be harder to find, I see only unverified claims.
Wyatt Murphy
Get a life, he's just some average techie soyboy that's all
Chase Cook
>Can Zucc do the same, or is he a more primitive android?
He's just a pretty ordinary Zuckerbot.
Gavin Turner
>Get a life, he's just some average techie soyboy that's all
get a load of this faggot
Chase Garcia
Austin Garcia
someone fix this with the more 'Souls-y' filters, please
Austin Collins
STOP POSTING HERE MARK WE ALL HATE YOU
GET BACK IN THE FUCKING OVEN YOU DAMN KIKE
Nolan Brooks
what I really dont understand, if you were Zuckerberg, and you knew your stock wasnt going to go down in value, wouldnt you start M&Aing like a motherfucker?
Camden Baker
Mark of the Zuccbeast
Mark
As an Ancap why would you even care if he did?
Ethan Lewis
when you hit that 4th billion it no longer is about the money.
Hunter Davis
>zuckerborg
Adrian Lopez
Mark "if you're on facebook, you're the Zuck's cuck" ZuckerBorg
Mason Gonzalez
Mark "was a nerd, now I'm a rich sperg" Zuckerberg
Parker Nelson
Mark "I tell you what to think, because it's my kink, now look at this link" Zb
Logan Roberts
I thought you were me for a second, mate
Caleb Campbell
Mason Diaz
I don't know how to respond to that lel
Christian Hill
Jordan Walker
Cooper Ortiz